Category: gonewildstories

Sometimes I have baller moments [FM]

There is no reason to write this story other than the fact that it was one of the few moments in my life I was actually cool.

*I promise I am pretty awkward in real life.*

I had a crush on a dude I went to law school with, but he had a girlfriend so I didn’t think about it much. We’d very casually flirt but we’re both careful not to cross any lines and never said anything I appropriate.

One night we were out and I met his girlfriend and she was FUCKING HORRIBLE. She straight up slut shamed me in a group of people.

I was like, “Hi, I’m V.”

She looks me up and down, glares at me, and then says, “I know who you are.”

*Bitch, what? She had no reason to dislike me.*

NGL, I am an adult who didn’t exactly have a desire to unpack whatever insecurity she was harboring so I steered clear of her for most of the evening.

At one point we unfortunately all landed at the same table and she stares at me with undeniable hatred. I’m almost impressed by her commitment to this glare. Read more »

[FFM] I get dominated by my husband and a random girl off tinder.

A couple months ago my husband mentioned that he had a surprise for me that night. After dinner and putting the kids down for the night he led me to the bedroom where he stripped me naked, blindfolded me, and had me lay down on my back with my hands above my head. To my surprise I felt the cool sensation of metal on my skin as he snapped handcuffs first on my right, and then onto my left wrist. I gave my hands a tug and realized he had secured them to the bed frame.

Lucas mentioned that there was a surprise for me at the door, and he was going to get it. Shortly after, I hear two sets of footsteps walking up the stairs to our bedroom. I felt two sets of hands caressing my body, the first starting at my neck, circling my large pink areolae before pinching my nipples. The second set of hands went straight to my pussy. I felt a finger slowly move up and down my slit before it spread my labia and entered me. At the same time I felt a mouth kissing, licking and sucking my inner thighs and labia before their tongue began to circle my clit. A second finger entered me as their tongue picked up the pace and brought me to a shuddering orgasm. Read more »

Camping with longtime friends gets insanely wild! Part 2 [MF]

Part one: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/)

Me – Jake: 38

My Wife – Kaitlyn: 34

Friend 1 The Husband – James: 39

Friend 2 The Wife – Amy: 37

Disclaimer: This story is not from my own experience, and is not told from my perspective! Enjoy! :)

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A couple hours later and we were all setup and ready to get the party started. Our campsite was right next to the river that ran through the campground, and the girls had long since changed into their bikini’s, and were several drinks in – no doubt eager to soak in the remaining sun before dusk. Kaitlyn had decided to rock a fantastic pair of cutoff booty shorts to cover her bikini bottoms, but Amy apparently felt that full coverage bikini bottoms were too much for this heat, let alone shorts to cover them up, so she went with a VERY cheeky “half-thong” that left little to the imagination. Read more »

Camping with longtime friends gets insanely wild! Part 1 [MF]

Disclaimer: This story is not from my own experience, and is not told from my perspective! Enjoy! :)

Me – Jake: 38

My Wife – Kaitlyn: 34

Friend 1 The Husband – James: 39

Friend 2 The Wife – Amy: 37

“He did WHAT???”, I overheard Kaitlyn (my wife) exclaim loudly from the kitchen before forcing her voice to a lower volume, no doubt trying to refrain from drawing my attention. Too late, I knew she was talking to her best friend Amy, and she was using her familiar “this is really exciting and I need to hear more, but I’ll try and pretend I’m not as excited as I actually am” voice. It was a voice I had come to know well over the long years of their friendship, and it never failed to signal my attention like a dog whistle tuned only for my ears. Read more »

Would You Offer a BJ as Payment? [MF]

My friend Stephanie bought a house not too long ago. She got a fixer-upper because of how expensive everything is. She’s been using my help for any sort of project around her new place. I usually only ask for pizza and beer as payment. She’s a good friend so I’m happy to help.

One day, she called me over to hang some shelves in her bathroom. I needed to drill a couple holes, put in some driwall anchors, and make sure everything was level. I think I did a pretty darn good job after the shelves were up.

Stephanie had received a phone call while I was working and needed to leave. She felt bad that she wasn’t able to get pizza and beer and hang out. I told her not to worry about it and to go handle her business.

After a moment, she said she could pay me a different way. She jokingly said she could give me a quick blow job for my troubles. I didn’t know if she was serious or not, but I quickly agreed.

She looked at me and asked “are you sure?” with her eyes. I nodded. Read more »

Overheard Sex – Rundown [MF]

This follows on from my last ‘overheard’ story following my recent holiday. I’ve been lucky enough to hear plenty of girls get fucked over the years. I’ve left a couple of big formative ones out as I don’t want to risk the post getting removed.

Some names changed, more for clarity as coincidence means some girls share the same name. I’ve shot so many loads to these women over the years. I hope some of them know they were heard and it was appreciated.

**The first time** was the best because it was the loudest and most regular and it was my first serious exposure to real-life sex. Holly was my next-door neighbour’s granddaughter. When my neighbour would go on holiday, Holly would house-sit. Holly was a tight young brunette, just about 18 when it first started. Her sister, Lol (really…), was the first girl I showed my dick to and the first girl I fingered but that’s a story for another day! Holly had an older boyfriend, early-20s called Ricky. He’d smash her pussy nightly and she was LOUD. Very vocal about what she wanted him to do (“lick it…. don’t stop… do it harder….” etc.) and her moans often turned into screams. Real cliché “Yes! Yes! Yes!” noises but also piercing shrieks. It was so hot. The walls were paper thin and my bedroom was right next door to theirs. Best part was you could hear every single stage of their session. The kissing was loud, a brief silence while she sucked his dick (he never made a noise…), then her getting louder as he licked or fingered her pussy, then the bed rattling followed by her orgasm. Read more »

Fucked a police officer who was moonlighting as an escort. [MF]

Please see the note at the bottom of my post for details to clarify authenticity. Enjoy!

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I regularly booked escorts when I wasn’t in a relationship. There is only so long you can pleasure yourself before you start craving the real thing. The booking I had with ‘Shelly’ was nothing special until a second booking with her working as ‘Jen’ (and her appearance in the news) that totally changed how I felt about it.

‘Shelly’ was mid/late 20s. When you imagine escorts you might imagine great beauties but that’s not often the case. She was pretty plain: dark hair in a fringe, well tanned skin. Her body was the real killer though. That’s what I’d seen on the profile. Tight and toned, just the way I sometimes liked it. After opening the door to her serviced apartment she took the cash and led me in. I wasn’t disappointed in person – great body and a friendly, flirty demeanour. Her services were limited: pecking kisses, all actions a little bit rushed etc. but what really stuck in my mind was the blowjob. She had my full bottoms off early and took me in her mouth while I was still soft. She suckled hungrily on my still small cock with her eyes closed and would have felt it grow quickly in her mouth. Once I was fully hard, her eyes opened and she locked them with mine, giving deep eye contact as she worked the full length of my dick with her lips. At one point I remember her grabbing the shaft with one hand and holding it up and flat to my stomach while she licked my balls, still keeping regular eye contact. She was savouring sucking my dick and the way it made me feel, small moans escaping from her as she worshipped it. Read more »

I got a surprise at my cousins wedding and i loved it [FM]

Hello all you horny people!!

So last weekend, one of my cousins got married. I went to the wedding in a cute little sundress, and my long blonde hair brushed out and straightened. Underneath, I had a newly bought lacy blue bra and thong set.

I arrived at the wedding 3 hours early to help out with some of the table arrangements. So I’m bending over the table a bit to center the centerpieces when a hand glides across my ass. Just a causal little swipe, barely there, but I straighten up and look to see one of the groomsmen walking away with some banners in his arms. I put it off as an accident and continued on with my work, but every so often, the same groomsman would walk past me, and his hand would graze my ass. Not try to grab or grope, just the back of his hand and fingertips sliding along my ass. Read more »

Oblivious to flirtation [M]

30y [M], 6’1, 220 lbs, muscular but not shredded – all the more fascinating that this keeps happening. Toronto, Canada.

I have a bunch of the following type of stories but I’ll limit it to a couple that ended poorly.

1. 3 years ago – Smoking hot girl on the bus dressed up in yoga clothes walked upto me and starts grinding against my ass. I realize this much later, at the time I thought I was leaning against a seat/ cushion or some such. I knew it was her thigh/crotch when I turned around and noticed her.

Then she gently pressed her left breast against my arm and held that position. At this point I knew what was going on. I don’t budge. She presses in deeper into my tricep. I turn around and see the biggest, brightest smile. Slightly ajar mouth with a hint of tongue. I smile back and she does this shuffle and hop? I get off at the next stop and so does she. I walk away. Read more »