When I [F]inally [M]et my coworker

So after weeks of communicating back and forth and getting to know each other over the phone the day finally came when I would get to meet my co worker in person.  I had arrived at the office early that morning thinking my meeting was starting at a different time, but was glad to be able to have some time to relax before things got started.  As I was walking down the hallway heading to the conference room I heard a familiar voice from around the corner then I immediately recognized that beautiful smile as she looked up at me.  I could tell that she didn’t realize it was me at first but then her smile grew larger as the surprise hit her.  We both played it cool and didn’t get too excited but we were both glad to finally see each other in person.

My husband might be Pavlov-ing me [FM]

*I’ve been on a kick writing about my husband recently. I actually often do but I usually just call him my ex. However, it’s his birthday this week so we’ve been fucking like rabbits so I’m feeling inspired.*

*I’m not even sure I believe this theory, but there is a noticeable pattern here whether he’s conscious of it or not.*

My husband is much cleaner than me. I’m not a slob or anything. My apartment was almost always clean when I lived alone, but clutter doesn’t bother me much and he’s more compulsive about it.

*He also cooks… but I get real kinky so the relationship is balanced.*

Anyway, he goes down on me semi-regularly. I enjoy giving head more than receiving so it’s not totally 50/50 but that’s more by my own design. Obviously I’m a fan when he does though.

A few months ago I did the dishes and noticed mold in our sink so I scrubbed it out. I was bored and went ahead and bleached the counters.

My husband flipped shit. He took one look at the kitchen and and was like, “It looks so good!”

When I tried to break up, [m]y crazy girl[f]riend fucked my brains out instead

I was in a relationship with Marienne for five years. Four years into the relationship, I tried to break up with her. She convinced me to stay together by fucking my brains out. Here’s how it happened.

*(Note: This is a true story! If you like it, feel free to leave a comment or reach out to me.)*

For the first few years of our relationship Marienne and I lived in the same town. Marienne was one of my first serious relationships, and she was way more sexually experienced than I was. She taught me a lot about sex and my own sexuality. With Marienne I learned how to eat pussy, how to make my partner cum, how to tell my partner what turned me on. I had my first anal sex with Marienne, my first public sex (on a hiking trail).

I then moved to another town for work; it was a fair distance away, about a five-hour drive. Marienne did not move with me, and we tried to make the relationship work long distance. It was a challenge! We were supposed to see each other every other weekend, trading off who traveled. But Marienne was always short on money for gas, and had an old car that always broke down. I wound up driving to her more often than not.

[MF] Fucking on the hotel balcony in Vegas

I had planned a trip to Vegas with my girlfriend at the time to celebrate her birthday. She had always wanted to see one of the Cirque du Soleil shows so I decided to surprise her with a weekend getaway. I booked our flights, bought tickets to the show, made dinner reservations, and booked a suite at the Cosmo that overlooked the Bellagio fountains.

After landing at the airport and getting an Uber to the hotel, we were able to check in a bit early. Neither of us had been to the Cosmo before so were eager to check out our suite. The room surpassed our expectations as it was on a high floor and had an amazing view of the fountains. After setting down our luggage, we immediately open the balcony door and stepped out to get a better view.

“Babe you spoil me,” she said as she gave me a hug and a kiss as we stood out there.

“Anything for you,” I responded as we looked out over the fountains and down the strip. “We should probably get unpacked and start getting ready for dinner.”

I fucked a girl who looks like a model, happens to be my friend’s sister 22[M] 21[F]

She’s very sexy and I’ve flirted with her but never done something beyond subtle flirting. Once, we all vacationed at at a cottage. One night, while he was sleeping upstairs with his girlfriend, I and her were talking on the couch, things got heated and intense and led us to a bedroom in the basement. Long story short, passionate sex with some recording :). Detailed story soon!

[M]y Halloween [f]un with a sexy vampire in college

Lana was dressed as a sexy vampire, twirling in front of me to show how she could whip her cape around. Her black, stretchy top tapered around her neck, narrowing down her chest and then expanding, quite low, around her breasts. A diamond shape cutout revealed a long line of cleavage. She had on a short black pleather mini skirt, fishnet stockings and thigh-high boots I’d never seen before. She’d dyed her hair dark, blood red for the occasion and slicked it back tight against her head. She’d also put on pale makeup, cherry red lipstick, dark eyeliner, and purple-red mascara, making her look ghostly in the shitty dorm lighting.

“Damn!” I said, all eloquence gone. “You look amazing. Everyone will be jealous”

“Shit! I forgot the teeth,” she shouted, darting into her little closet.

She emerged with shiny pointed plastic teeth, snarling at me in mock ferocity.

“Ohh. You don’t scare me!”

“Iff wld f ahh bluuu oh wif dem,” she said around the plastic.

“What?” I said with a laugh as she pulled her teeth out.

“I said I would scare you if I blew you with those in.”

The Accidental Dick Pic [Masturbation] [Femdom] [MF]

Yes, sending out dick pics is one of the worlds most favorite past times. You take a picture of your rock hard dick, in the right angle to make him look as big as anyhow possible and you sent it off to god knows where. And yes, I sent out some of them too. But I never ever sent out one without being asked to do so. Except, once, one of my dick pics accidentally got sent to the wrong person. It was totally my fault.

It all happened about three years ago. 32 year old me was sexting with some 25 year old girl I hooked up with a couple of times. She sent me nudes, I sent her nudes, then, when we had time, we met up to fuck each others brains out. It worked perfectly fine for some time. No, nothing long term came out of it, we only had our fun together.

The time I [M] fucked my ex [F] until 3 in the morning

My ex and I had an off and on relationship but the one thing that was always there was sex. Her and I had insatiable chemistry where most of the time us hanging out would just end up with me pounding her until she came. My ex had the most perfect ass that I still think about to this day the way she could make it move and jiggle just turned me on so much.

One night we both got really horny and decided to meet at our “spot” (yes we had a spot to hookup at cause we both didn’t have our own place) we often did car sex which wasn’t the most spacious but we definitely made it work. This night in particular we were so horny right when we met up we started ripping one another’s clothes off and touching each other’s body. I went from her lips biting them and making out to slowly working my way down her neck which made her so wet. And then I started sucking on her nipples while slowly feeling and moving my hands around on her still on panties.

I [F] hooked up with a guy after some people made fun of his penis size.

I was at a party once where a group of girls got their boyfriends to make fun of a guy for having a small dick. I learned later that the guy being made fun of lost his virginity to one of the girls. Anyway, the group makes fun of the guy until he leaves. I follow him out, told him I was furious about how he was treated and asked for a ride home. He agreed to take me. We get to my place and i told him that he could come up if he wanted. He hesitated but agreed. I told him that the reason I wanted him to bring me home was so i could fuck him. He absolutely did not believe me. I stripped naked and told him he could follow me into my room or leave. When he came into my room we did the usual stuff, kissing, feeling up etc. once i got his pants off i made sure to bring my “A” game when it came to giving head. I asked him what position he preferred. He let me choose so I rode him until he finished. I went down on him again right after. He didn’t cum but he was appreciative.

We did it, I hope it doesn’t ruin my dads friendship[MF]

My dad has been good friends with a buddy of his, Eddie for more than 20 years. My dads friend has a daughter named Sofia. Three days ago, Eddie invited us to his house since he was grilling and decided to invite his friends, including my dad. Anyways we go there and we basically just walk since they live only 5 minutes away from us.

Of course my dad brings his pack of beers since he loves drinking but always tells me to never drink. We get there and Eddie shakes my dads hand and greets me and I see Sofia and we hug each other and I go with her. I saw her brother too and we greeted each other. I saw other people that I knew and some where already drunk! But anyways Sofia actually serves me some food since it was already done, and I sit down with her. She tells me all about her week and how she almost got into a car accident. We talk for some time, and my dad and her dad were laughing and drinking with their other friends. Fast forward to like 1am and Sofia says she is tried and asks if I want to chill in her room. Sofia tells her dad she is going to her room and he just nods his head.