collection of stories you shouldn't read at work
My Bf is away and dared me to go to the shops with my plug in and no underwear. So of course I was a good girl and accepted his dare. I put my pink diamond plug in and drove to the store. I was nervous at first but it felt so good. I started getting so wet walking around the store knowing it was in and nobody knew. I tried to get a photo for him but it was hard to get a good one because I was nervous and it was busy.
I had such a good orgasm as soon as I got home!
Where should I wear it next?
Boring background bit first: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…
Carrie is an absolute slut. And I don’t say that in a derogatory way as she’d be the first to say it about herself. 20 years old. Readhead. Great tits. One pierced nipple. Sex for his is either a toy or a tool – something to do casually for fun or as a way to get you want. As far as I’m concerned it’s exactly the right attitude to have!
She was living in on of my student houses and messaged me because she’d somehow broken one of the hinges on her bedroom door. I wasn’t able to get round immediately so arranged a time I’d come round to sort the repair in a few days time. She told me she’d probably be out at a lecture since it was going to be in the late morning, but said she was happy for me to let myself in and fix it without her being there. I’m not a creep – I always check first!
The first time me and Carla had sex wasn’t particularly kinky. I’d jerked off before our date at her house to make sure I could last, and we ended up fucking prone bone style (her flat on her belly) until we both came.
Unfortunately, she was going back to university the following day, so when we parted ways, I frankly didn’t expect anything more from her. Hence my surprise when she messaged me the following Friday evening, shortly after midnight.
“Heyy Caleb, I had alota fun the other night”.
When I saw my phone light up I’d been about to fall asleep, so I wasn’t in the most sexual headspace. Nonetheless, I replied:
“Yeah! Me too. What are you doing up so late?”
Carla replied instantly:
“I’m druuuuuuuuunk. What are you doing?”
Feeling tired, and not being in the mood to deal with anybody’s drunk antics, I replied:
“I’m in bed, about to sleep”.
I saw Carla start typing, and then stop, and then start again. When her typing finally stopped, she still didn’t respond for about 30 seconds. Eventually, she replied:
“What are you wearing?”
I just got back from a week long business trip. Two of the partners at my office had me accompany them. I knew I’d fucking them. They had told me that the plan was that I’d switch rooms between then each night. The first day was pretty much as I had expected. We arrived at the hotel and they had me unpack their bags, so I got everything arranged in Brian’s room and then Peter’s room. Back in Brian’s room I got drinks for everyone and they told me to strip down, which I did. They had me get on the floor on hands and knees between the chairs. They sat in the chairs and put their feet up on me. Being used like a human table turns me on every time. They drank and talked about the conference. They finished their drinks and took their feet off me. Then Brian gave my ass a squeeze and said, “Let’s figure out the order here.” Peter took out a coin. Brian chose heads. Peter flipped the coin onto my back and called out heads. So, Brian got to keep me the first night. Then Peter said, “And one more for the first go on her.” I knew they were flipping for whether they went for my mouth first or my ass.
Peter flipped anf it hit my back and came up tails. “Tails it is,” said Peter. “Come on honey,” Brian said, “Bend over the bed.”
Only a short but funny one ..
A couple of years ago I was on holiday with some mates and sat in one of their hotel rooms casually flicking through our phones.
One of these guys is reportedly very well hung and even though my girl has seen his penis, and has verified his size, I’ve not seen it. (It’s a long story that involves a towel getting caught on a door and her catching what he’s got down there).
I’ve heard rumours flying about and little jokes between the girls in our group and even seen him in boxers, which makes it look as if he’s put socks down there, but not seen it properly.
I decided I wanted to verify if the rumours are true, to see just how much more he has than me.
He handed me his phone and told me to go and do some levels on a ‘Candy Crush’ type game we both play.
As I did some levels he went for a shower and I decided I wanted to see. Morbid curiosity; are the rumours true, what did my girl see, should I feel bad etc
The past few weeks have been so fucking amazing! From taking a trip to the top of the world, to dressing up and going out with him. Everything’s better the hornier we get. The other night, husband got us a nice bottle of wine and we turned it into a date night!
I wore my sluttiest jumpsuit to date while he looked like a snack in button downs that matched our red wine and grey pants that did a great job showing me his cock outline 👅 We hadn’t fucked all day and he knew I was dripping wet, wanting him badly. I could see how hard he was as well, before we even left home. But we decided to tease each other a little longer and have fun with it.
The restaurant was very nice with people matching our vibe (something we absolutely enjoy having around) and the thing that turned us both on even more was knowing that despite all the slutty dresses around, mine was the sluttiest. Spent the evening teasing him by my accidental nipslips and intentional titty flaunting. Took some pictures too, and asked the waiter to take a few as well while he played with my ass 😉 Went back and had the sloppiest fucking sesh to end the night 🔥🔥
[Fucking my Asian GF all afternoon and playing with toys](https://imgur.com/a/Xl5yu4h)
Miss Peach stood up and walked towards me. Her long, blue, flowered dress covered her in small summer flowers. The long slit running from her ankle to her thigh parted softly, showing me the soft skin of her long, white leg. 174cm of hot sex wrapped in a very conservative, tight package.
I patted my thigh and she obediently sat on my lap. My hand went to her left leg, riding high through the slit in the material, across her soft skin. She buried her kisses into my neck as I reached higher. Kissing my neck softly, she urged me on, spreading her legs for me, shameless. I could see the purple color of her panties, already hot to the touch, a slight dimple at the bottom where her panties clung to her wetness. I pulled them to the side and slid my fingers into her heat. So fucking wet.
Her kisses trailed up my neck and back to my lips, melting into liquid fire. I could see the look in her eyes, and I understood her need.
My husband and I have been married for fifteen years and through the duration of our marriage I’ve been faithful to him without exception… except for that one summer with my best friend.
Tara was a fellow mother with young kids the same age as mine and at the time both of us were start at home mothers.
She was blond, huge boobs, slender body, and about as wholesome as any girl I’ve ever known. She was the kind of woman who wouldn’t even say butt, choosing “bottom” instead.
The two of us had this insane idea to start a business making and selling dream catchers… I’m still embarrassed by this idea, but it’s what we were convinced would make us money and give us otherwise bored mommies something to do.
We purchased all of the supplies, made a website, and Monday morning i arrived at her home and we went to work, making an assembly line and producing dozens of these items we just knew the whole world would be wanting.
By the end of the first week we had produced 300 but had only sold three! Leaving us with a lot of surplus supplies!
A couple of days ago I took MDMA with my ex and fuck buddy (W) and his roommate (S) in their apartment. I went to their house to chill, drink a little and play games. The original plan was to go out and go wild, but my ex botched that by partying hard the night before and was sleep deprived, so we stayed in.
A few drinks in, I felt tired and kinda bored. Bashed out a few songs on Beat Saber, watched a couple of videos on YouTube and listened to W drone on about everything and nothing.
Eventually he asked “What dyou want to do now, drink some more or try some mdma?” I immediately jumped on the drug train, asked a few questions about what to expect, if I can eat etc.
I ordered some takeaway while W prepared some bombs for S and I and 20 mins after eating I swallowed it.
An hour later, still not feeling anything, W suggested I get my blood pumping so I played some expert levels on Beat Saber, but still.. nothing. W made a larger bomb for me, and with me and my gag reflex it took 2 minutes for me to swallow it without throwing it up.
I matched with a bi couple(FF) on Hinge yesterday. Their flirting went along the lines of ‘we don’t really do this often’ but I don’t I care if what they say is true so I tried to flirt in a way that somewhat leads to sex(their first messages to me were very sexual in nature and their bio straight up said ‘here for fun ;)). Eventually the conversation went from them beating around the bush to just straight up sexting with me sending them videos of my lifts(for those who don’t know, I’m a personal trainer and I’m basically at the gym 7 days a week). I keep asking them to send me videos back and they beat around the bush. Lowkey frustrated at this point but hey there’s a threesome on the line and it wouldn’t hurt to be a bit more patient. I asked for their address next to which they were actually cool with sending me. In my head I was ready to rock.
I got to their complex and rang them from the entrance to buzz me in. Got to their apartment on the third floor and I knocked. When they let me in there were bottles of whiskey and coke on the table. Maybe they really don’t do this often after all. Who knows.