FICTION: Men suck, but women lick

My boyfriend is a dickhead, which is why he cheated on me. I’m certain. I mean, I KNOW he cheated and am CERTAIN he did so because he’s a dickhead. And with Beth Myers, to boot. That blonde cunt.

Wait. I’m starting this story oddly. Let me start over: Beth Myers is a bitch. Wait, let me start again. Actually, let me switch to third-person narrator, so I can avoid ruining this story with my own personal feelings:

Ann’s boyfriend … Dick was a serial cheater, only Ann didn’t know it. His latest conquest was a twit named Beth, who he was dumb enough to fuck in his dorm room, despite the fact that Ann liked to pop in, randomly, between classes.

Ann knew she was hotter than Beth, which doesn’t really matter in this story, but it made her feel better, in general. Guys would regularly tell her she looked like Emma Stone, and not just because they both had red hair. Ann was smart, too. Not that it matters, she’d always say, because guys only care about how big your tits are.

Jen’s University Chronicles Part 12-First Time in the Bum [F/F]

Hey guys, Jen here! Sorry for the delay in writing…the rush towards finals is completely real and you know, school over sex stories. Butttt tonight you get a good one…the first thing to go up my butt ;) we both had a lot of fun with the Ask us Anything post last night and I’ve pinned it to the top of our page, so if you have anything you want answered, that’ll stay up forevaaa! Lol seriously, as always, hit me up in the comments, DMs, the AMA post, anything. We’re always happy to chat or reply! Hope you enjoy tonight! ♡Jen

We find ourselves coming down the wire towards the end of our very first semester of college, Nick and I were kinda sorta dating/more like fuck buddies and I was still learning and growing with Emily. I asked Nick what he wanted for Christmas since we were in the awkward are we dating or just fucking idk and he was like “I don’t need a present, I want your butt”….okay, save me some money, let me think about that one. I’d obviously had him do the whole “thumb putting pressure on my hole” while we did doggy before, but I’d never actually put anything in there before. Again, let me think on that one and I’ll get back to you…you might just get some shaving kit or something, you might get my butt…we’ll see.

M/M Sexual relationship with my Father

I have always had a weird relationship with my Dad. He was never the type to go in for hugs and we would only ever shake hands when we said hello or goodbye.

I enjoyed crossdressing growing up. Hid it from my parents for the most part. Taking clothes from my mom to wear in my bedroom. I was caught once at a young age wearing her clothes by my Dad but nothing really happened. He would turn a blind eye to it probably hoping it was just a faze.

When I was around 20 I was home from college thinking my parents were gone for the night and I got fully dressed up as I usually did when I was by myself. Black tights, heels, skirt, blouse, fake nails the whole deal.

Long story short, My Dad comes home much earlier then expected and walks into the house to see me like this. He hadn’t seen me dressed up other then the time when I was a younger. He was a little surprised and caught off guard. I apologized and begged him not to tell Mom.

Getting to Know His Boss’ Wife [first time lesbian] [MFMF]

Words barely out of my mouth and she had me pushed up against the closed door. Those soft, pouty lips of hers claiming mine. “Tell me this is okay. Tell me to stop.” Stunned, I gasped. She pounced, tongue pushing between my teeth, sparring with my own. – u/HCHolmesWrites

[https://medium.com/bella-cooper-books/getting-to-know-his-boss-wife-dfb6e01b711c](https://medium.com/bella-cooper-books/getting-to-know-his-boss-wife-dfb6e01b711c)

[M4F] Our first of many sexual interactions

It has becoming maddening. The perfume she wears at dinner. Her smile is wide with delight from laughter and jokes. Its the night she has been waiting for. Normally she would leave at this point and would resume another day at work.

She follows me through the hotel lobby and into the elevator we ride. I find my hands sweating as the next floor dings past. My heart skipping beats as our bodies get close for a few moments and we halt on our floor. Helping her with a few small items, we find our room that is already booked and ready for us.

Staring at her in the black dress she wore to dinner, I found myself dumbfounded at her beauty. I dreamt of this moment but I couldn’t help but stare as she slowly fell out of her dress. My lips found her skin after my clothes laid in a pile on the floor. Her black bra and underwear protected her body from me for just a few moments, before they to succumbed to my fingers and laid by her feet.

Antiquity’s Bull (MF)

Antiquity’s Bull

Antiquity’s bull is always on the planet. Only if he dies, does his taste for women get passed onto the next formidable champion.

A bull of extraordinary capability; his semen grows faster than ordinary men. That is because he is meant to breed. While some men may be considered to be on the Kinsey scale, the bull is naturally alien to the scale, and does not have homosexual thoughts. His thoughts are of orgies with many women, because natural selection has made him this way.

The bull comes into existence due to a natural phenomenon called Harem. Since a single male has the capability to impregnate every female on the planet with just 6 ejaculations (500 million sperm/ejaculation x 6 ejaculations = 3 billion sperm), and every woman wants the best male suitor, it follows that natural selection grants a place in his mind dedicated to an enormous orgie-like fantasy.

In the fantasy, women will begin to swap his cum and inject needles into his scrotum to withdraw his semen. This is to make sure that no drop is wasted. Then, sperm by sperm, female lab technicians begin to extract the cum from the needles and continue to impregnate the world.

“Doctor, my pussy feels strange” (Part 1)

It was a Tuesday morning and Annabelle woke up feeling a strange feeling in her vaginal area. Annabelle, who is a recently graduated college student is a gorgeous brunette-haired girl with a perfect ass who grew up in western Georgia. So she decided to go see the doctor about it. She got out of bed, showered, brushed her teeth, and got dressed. She put on a white cotton shirt, and over it her favorite flannel fleece, then put on blue cotton panties, and some cutoff jean shorts. Then got in her car, and drove to the doctor’s office. Once she walked into the office, she saw a girl walking out who seemed rather… erm… pleased. She didn’t think much of her. Before she knew it, the doctor walked in and called,

“Annabelle?”

She walked up to him, greeted him, and he said,

“Right this way”

She followed him into his room. Once she walked in, he told her to sit on top of the examination bed.

“Hi Annabelle, I’m Doctor Wilkins, and I understand that you’ve been feeling a funny feeling in and around your vagina lately.” the doctor said “Is that correct?”

I (18F) want daddy to stretch my hole

I (I’m a big girl now, I’m an adult now

I’ve been so horny for so long and every year he tells me I’m not allowed to have sex with any boys but my pussy hurts so bad from how much I need it. He doesn’t understand how horny my body is. My sex Ed teacher told me that it’s normal to feel so horny because I have so many hormones but sometimes I rub my pussy on my desk in class. I feel like my pussy is so wet and sensitive all the time and at night when I touch it (even though daddy told me not to), I think about him and I wonder what his cock looks like

I bet it’s big and hard and would fill me up so much… I bet it would be too big to even fit inside me. My daddy has some grey hair and I know he thinks I’m too young to want sex but I’m 18 and I’m an adult now, so I think I should be able to let an old man use and fuck my tiny little pussy hole if I want. I should be able to let him stretch my hole so much it hurts to fit his big daddy cock. And god it’s the only thing I want. I want it so bad, more than any of the guys at my school

Abuse talk [mf]

There she was, frail little bowed legs. The shy kind of girl that wears leggings under her skirt. Extra padding to hide her juicy lower mandibles.

After we started dating and I got to know her more, I found out she was into abusive talk.

So as I’m dicking her down, slapping her face and spitting into her mouth, I start talking down to her.

*No one will ever love you. You’re like a stray animal in the streets covered in disease.*

I can feel her clenching, getting tighter.

*Look at you, filth. You don’t deserve the air that you breathe!*

As I cover her mouth and nose, her eyes open up, a brief glimpse of fear.

When I let go, I see her lungs suck in that air. Color starts returning to her face. She is dripping.

Scent fills the room, what’s this? A snack. A little tootsie roll involuntarily slid out. She’s embarrassed, cheeks blushing. A gift from the heavens. I eat it, I recognize this taste, ma girl been downing hummus lately, garlic hummus.

Roscoe Forthright’s Starship Rimshot. How to Lick a Honey-Sweet Eager Holiday Vagina.

**Christmas with the Starship Rimshot Girls**

[https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/119dd7bb181ee5cd98/4-24-christmas-with-the-starship-rimshot-girls-mp4](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/119dd7bb181ee5cd98/4-24-christmas-with-the-starship-rimshot-girls-mp4)

Any girl or boy wishing to lick a vagina, to do a good job of it and get the desired orgasmic results, should ask the owner of that specific vagina what she enjoys most. Generalizations are not helpful in this regard. Every girl has her individual sweet spot, her favorite oral methods. And, many girls are happy to say exactly what they want most, when busy tongues are in and around their pussies. All one needs to do is ask politely. Don’t be an asshole. Ask politely. Even a girl might not know what works best on another girl.

I recently reunited with a formerly available vagina, to the great pleasure of the vaginal owner and to myself. I was a bit out of practice. A boy needs a well-scrubbed, tasty vagina close-by to stay in tip- top form with one’s licking, sucking and fingering techniques. To my surprise the girl owning this vagina has an amazing stamina and capacity for lengthy licking sessions. My was on her, with fingers in her, and fingers not in her for nearly 20 minutes, non-stop, with Miss Noelle moaning and sighing almost all the time, eyes closed, immersed in her joy. Which leads me to….