Naughty Magic, pt. 1: Angie [M/F][Creampie][University][Spell][Cheat]

The girlfriend of the second string quarterback is jealous of the starter. She wants more for her boyfriend, and decides to curse the starter. The witch gathers all necessary components and casts her spell, altering the fate of these two athletes.

Stan Jones, #9, All American football star. Starting quarterback for his D1 team, team captain, and leading candidate to watch for the Heisman. Everyone loves him, typical “women want him, guys want to be him” kinda thing. GPA of 3.7, impressive even without his athletic distractions.

_Asshole_.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s a “_nice person_” and all. But he’s completely overshadowing my boyfriend, __Brent Stallor! #13__, “___backup quarterback?!___” They don’t even give him the chance to shine like the phenomenal star he is! Makes me so mad, I could kill someone. …not that I would. It’s just so _unfair._ He led our highschool team to three state championships, practically winning two of them single handedly. Stan totally knows he’d be replaced in an instant if my Brent ever gets any real time on the field, that’s why he doesn’t let him off the bench unless our team is already up by 30. That’s why we’re going to some bullshit “_Cotton Bowl._” Someone needs to do something to avoid another disaster.

Battling Hyperspermia: Chapter 1 – Meet Mike [M] [Medical condition] [Shy male] [Excessive cum]

Mike is an average young man. He lives in your typical suburban neighborhood in Anytown, USA, with a loving mother and a stern, but fair father. Growing up, he engages in many of the typical activities an average young man might enjoy: Riding bikes with his friends around the cul-de-sac, playing tag and hide-and-seek with the neighborhood kids, and his favorite, a bit of gaming (Though his mother was sure to curb his behavior to a tolerable level). As Mike hits puberty though, it becomes quickly evident that one thing about him is decidedly above-average: His sex drive, and his ability to produce male ejaculate are off-the-charts.

Mike has hyperspermia, a condition which causes him to produce an abnormally large amount of semen. In Mike’s case, it’s particularly severe. His loads of cum beat in volume easily ten times what your average male would produce (and sometimes more so, when adequately hydrated) and his balls are perpetually churning and manufacturing sperm, causing him to seek release every hour or two, lest the discomfort build up to the point of causing him actual physical pain.

Sure, as a preteen kid, it was cool… Until it wasn’t.

[F/M] Chubby goth girl + desperate incel

I met up with a desperate incel for real. Ive done it a few times now but it turns me on like nothing else right now.

Feels so good to lean back and let a desperate virgin pull down my big smelly panties down over chubby thighs with shaky hands and to just open my thighs up more so they can bury that groaning face in big damp camel toe and start sniffing around.

Not sure if I should tell about myself to paint the picture a bit more. Im a slightly bigger goth girl (kinda tall and thick). A few tattoos all over and black hair obviously.

I really like having intentionally bad hygiene down there. It makes me feel unbelievably feminine and sexy when you can smell and feel me in the air and a boy still wants to just be buried in that strong smell. I only wash my big kitty during my periods which only last a few days so most of the time its so fucking sweaty. The rare times I wear white instead of black panties I get shocked about how yellow the whole pussy area looks because of old urine leaks and not wiping properly. It would look even worse if I didnt wear pads all the time to make me a bit more able to seem “normal” when I go outside (so big pussy wont reek through my pants) and it makes it so that stubbly kitty isnt chafing against my thighs so much but it just makes it even more damp and stuffy and trapped up.

Chapter 1: The group meets [FM][Fantasy][Rape][Tentacles][FDom][Bondage][(slight)Anal]

Hello dear writers and readers,

This is basically my first attempt at erotic writing. It got kind of long and takes some time until the actual sex happens. It is basically a classical fantasy RPG setting. A group of heroes going on a quest. Only with sex thrown into it.

I wrote this for one because it was fun for me, but also to improve my English (not my first language), my fictional writing as well as my erotic writing. What I want to say with this is: please give me feedback. I believe my vocabulary is sufficient to convey my meaning. But I am a bit anxious whether my choice of words is too bland. Or maybe I overcompensate for that anxiety. Also, if you have feedback for the content rather than the form, that makes me happy, too.

Anyway, I hope you have fun reading :)

**The Meeting**

Latex Lauren [M/f] [Reluc] [Medical] [NC] [Chastity]

Lauren had always been quite shy and never really showed an interest in dating. On nights out with her friends they would regularly find themselves being offered drinks by guys, and Lauren would always be the one to turn them down, usually pretending she had a boyfriend. What none of the group knew was that behind closed doors Lauren was growing quite a following for her hidden passion which was latex. She wasn’t really sure how it all started, but once she slipped on her latex mask she was anonymous & this gave her a way to explore her fetish. She had signed up to a kink-friendly website, under a fake name, to post pictures of her outfits and quickly she had a small fanbase. Her passion had changed slightly too, instead of just the look & feel of latex on her skin, she craved exploring more of the fetish world. Was she a sub, or a domme, or did she fall in to one of the many categories… She didn’t know yet, but she wanted to find out. She found herself posting slightly more risque pictures, showing a little more of her body too.
Some of her fans would send her tips, and she used this money to buy more outfits. She was browsing the fetish website after uploading pictures of her newest outfit, and that’s when she saw a sex toy that caught her eye. Her profile was strictly clothed pictures, but she followed a lot more NSFW accounts as she tried to find new interests, and one sex toy reviewer was saying how amazing her clit suction toy was. Lauren could only cum if her clit got enough attention, penetration alone just would never cut it. She commented on the post asking for a bit more information, and shortly after she received a message from a fetish store owner called Chris who was just over an hour away. He told her that he had a new range of fetishwear, and would like to offer Lauren the chance to model it for his new website. He would be pay her expenses, and she got to keep the outfits she wore, as long as she credited his store. This seemed like a dream come true, but as she was so protective of her identity, she insisted she would wear a mask in all of the photos, and he agreed. They planned for her to travel to the store at the weekend, and he would provide a hotel room for her to stay the night in case the shoot ran on.
Once it was confirmed, they continued exchanging messages and they naturally revolved around their kinks, and interests. Chris explained his biggest fetish was anything medical related, which happened to involve a lot of latex, and also chastity play too. Lauren commented how uncomfortable the belts looked as she googled them, and he joked that she would only need a clit shield anyway, if that’s the only way she could orgasm. Her face went bright red, she just wasn’t used to being this sexual, not in the real world and not even as ‘Latex Lauren’ as he’d called her earlier. Despite the embarrassment the conversation flowed, and times it even got flirty, but she wanted this to be about the outfits, pictures for her fans & not some one night fling. The next few days were a bit of a blur as she tried to push her worries to the back of her mind, this was a big step for her, finally revealing her face to a total stranger, she was determined to go through with it. Finally the time came, and as she parked outside the store Chris came to meet her car. He was a lot better looking in the flesh, quite tall and muscular, but still she tried to remain focused on the shoot and reminded herself she wasn’t here to find a boyfriend. Although a boyfriend who owned a fetish store would have its perks…
They spoke briefly outside before he opened the door and she followed him inside. “Kara, watch the store, we’re going out back now” he spoke to a woman who was busy cleaning a display case, and soon they disappeared through a ‘staff only’ door. His setup was mostly medical themed, there was a bed with leg stirrups & a few other hospital-themed items around the walls too. A large camera tripod sat in the middle of the room and behind it was a rail with a few items from his latest clothing range. “Take a look, Lauren, we can shoot which ever outfits you want. You’ll look amazing in any of them”. The one which caught her eye was a pale green nurse uniform, it had a zip all the way down the front, suspenders, latex stockings, and 2 red crosses over the nipple area. This choice clearly pleased Chris too, as he gestured towards a screen for her to change behind. “I’ll go get some drinks, take your time”, and he left the room. She wasted no time in stripping out of her summer dress, and quickly she was encased in that familiar material. Her mind melted as she added the accessories to complete the outfit, a bright red latex thong to match the red crosses, red elbow length gloves, and even a green hood to hide her face. She couldn’t help but run her hands over her body in delight, and that’s when Chris interrupted her.
“I’ve got some refreshments here…” his voice startled her “…Wow, Lauren you look incredible!”. “Thank you” she blushed behind the mask, and then her first photoshoot began. It was quite fun, Chris did well to make her feel relaxed, and she posed around the room showing off the outfit for him. “For the last couple of photos, would you be able to lay in the hospital bed?” he asked, gesturing to the bed with the stirrups and restraints along the edges. She’d had so much fun, and Chris had been so friendly, that she agreed, only asking him not to secure any restraints. She felt incredibly awkward as she placed her legs in the stirrups, her latex thong stretching over her pussy, but the mask kept her anonymous and that was fine. After a couple more pictures, he made one more request “How about wearing this mask instead, just for one picture, it will still hide your face?”. He held up an an anaesthetic mask, with 2 straps and a tube. “It’s not connected to anything, look…” he took a few breaths from the mask as if to show her it was harmless. “Well… I’m not sure… It’s just….” she tried to find an excuse, but he was so persuasive that she gave in. With the mask gently strapped to her face, he had her lay back down and asked her to act like she was asleep for the final few pictures. She heard the camera clicking as she laid with her eyes closed, but when she opened them again she felt different.
Her eyes were heavier, her vision ever so slightly blurred. She tried to reach for the mask but found her arms heavy, and as she started to panic, her body relaxed in to the padding on the bed. She was perfectly conscious, wide awake, yet barely able to move. “Kara…” she heard Chris call “…I think she’s ready now. Lauren tried to talk to Chris but could barely manage a word. “Chris….. Please…… Stop…..” but then Kara caught her eye, she felt drunk as she watched the slightly blurry figure approach, the woman was wearing a similar latex nurse uniform, and she handed Chris a surgical gown, tying him in, before waiting as his side. “Thank you Kara, secure the patient please” he barely finished his sentence before she hurried around Lauren, clicking the metal restraints around her arms, wrists, legs and ankles in to place. Once she was secure, Chris turned a small valve beside her bed, and almost instantly she began to regain her feeling. “Don’t fight it…” he spoke sternly “…Or I’ll put the gas back on. If you do as I say, this will all be over soon”. A tear rolled down her face as Lauren wriggled against the restraints, but it was clearly no use.
Without saying a word Chris unzipped her dress just enough so her C cup tits were free, before cutting through the straps of her thong, revealing her beautiful shaved pussy which caused Lauren to try desperately to close her legs in embarrassment, but the restraints did their job. “I can assure you, Lauren, that tomorrow morning you will be free to return to your normal life. A few minor modifications are all I need to carry out, and then if you ever want to return it will be entirely your choice” Chris explained as he prepared some items on a metal tray. Kara stood over her & she felt something ice cold on her exposed nipples, some sort of gel, which immediately began to numb them. The gel was clearly powerful because in less than a minute the sensation had gone from both nipples, and Chris confirmed this by pinching them both hard. She felt the pressure, but no pain, and he grinned to himself before sitting on a stool between her legs.
His gloved fingers began to gently probe at her exposed pussy, just barely making contact with her clit, and she let out an involuntary moan. “This tiny little organ, is the centre of all of your pleasure, isn’t it” he spoke, not waiting for an answer “And now, I’ve finally found someone totally reliant on it to reach orgasm. This will feel strange, well… actually quite uncomfortable, but it won’t last forever…”. Lauren felt something cold slip over her clit, and then a pumping sound. With each pump she felt her clit being forced further and further out, like it would soon be ripped from her body. She moaned and tried to beg him to stop, but Kara was quick to gag her. “Normally a clit pump is used to make it extra sensitive, to give you a much better orgasm, but unfortunately for you dear, that’s not my plan”. She couldn’t help but fidget and tug against the restraints as she tried to fight off the tube, but the suction was far too strong. Her eyes were drawn to Kara as she returned with 2 metal clamps, and watched with horror as she placed one on each nipple. Lauren winced, but no pain came, just the pressure of the clamps could be felt due to the numbing gel. “Should we blindfold her, Sir?” Kara spoke for the first time, and he nodded.
Lauren thought seeing her situation was bad enough, but once the blindfold was on she could only rely on sounds. She would jump and flinch every time something touched her, trying her hardest to focus on any sounds they made. The pressure increased on each nipple at the same time, and just as she tried to guess what was happening a lot more pressure was applied, which quickly stopped. As soon as it had stopped she felt a burning sensation from inside her chest, causing her to moan hard in to her gag. The blindfold was removed and to her horror, each nipple had a large needle hanging from it. Before she could even process what was happening, Chris & Kara took a nipple each and replaced the needle with a small metal bar. “These piercings will look great…” Chris spoke admiring his work “…everyone loves a girl with nipple piercings. And they’ll keep you aroused, which is always a bonus!”. They screwed a little metal ball on to the end of each bar, but not before they covered the threads with superglue. “You’ll only get these off by cutting them, and I’d wait for the swelling to go down before you even consider trying” he laughed as he secured it in place.
Her head was spinning, she couldn’t quite believe it was all real. He sent Kara to get ‘the serum’ before again taking a seat on the stool between her legs. With a hiss she finally felt the pump relax its grip on her sensitive clit, and she let out a sigh of relief. Her clit was pulsing with her heartbeat, and although she couldn’t see it she could feel how enlarged it was. Chris teased it gently and even though she tried to fight it, her body betrayed her & quickly her pussy was slick and aching for attention. Kara returned and placed a small metal tray beside Chris, who then began to explain to Lauren what was about to happen. “The numbing gel we used on your nipples is very powerful, and Kara here had it injected in to her nipples during one of my experiments…” Kara exposed her nipples as he spoke “… and it had the most amazing effect”. Without hesitation he drove a small needle straight through her nipple, and Kara didn’t flinch. “You see when injected, it makes the area permanently numb. The only way to reverse it is with a spray…” which he then sprayed on to her nipple “…and unfortunately the reversing is only ever temporary. We can make it minutes, or hours, but it will always lose feeling again”. Kara began to wince as feeling came flooding back to her nipple, and this made Lauren wonder what exactly they had planned for her.
Kara turned the valve, starting the muscle relaxant to Laurens mask again. “I’ll let the gas start to calm you, because I can already tell you this will not be pleasant. As soon as I saw you comment on that post about the clit sex toy, I knew you were the ideal patient for this. If I get this right, your clit will be permanently numbed, kind of like chastity. Of course most women could still get off by fucking themselves, but not you Lauren, you need this little precious organ to get you over the line… And that’s why you’ll come back. I wonder how long you’ll be able to stay away, before your need to cum brings you back to my door…” Chris began to fiddle with her clit, pulling it to one side and then the other, but Lauren was powerless to resist. The room fell silent, and then she felt the sharpness of a needle pressed gently against her most sensitive part. “Unfortunate I had to make it so sensitive when I pumped it up, but I really need it fully exposed to make this work” He finished speaking, and slowly but precisely drove the needle in to the base of her clit. Her mind went blank, words couldn’t form, and even without the gas she was sure the pain would have paralysed her anyway, but as he pressed down on the plunger the same icy cold sensation from earlier began to take over between her legs.
Kara looked like she could faint just by watching, but Chris couldn’t have been happier. “We’ll leave this to settle down, see you in a bit” He turned to leave the room, guiding Kara with him, and Lauren was left to her own thoughts as her body began change before her. By the time they returned the gas had worn off, but instead of fighting and screaming, she just sobbed. “Please…” she begged “…Just let me go”. He gently stroked her face, and calmly explained that she would be free to go soon. “I just need to test this out, and then I think we’re done” and Kara sat on the stool between her legs as he spoke. A cold wet gloved finger began to tease the entrance to her pussy, and Lauren realised it was Kara “Please stop, I don’t… I’m not a lesbian!” she protested, but Kara continued. Again her body betrayed her, the feeling of latex covered fingers insider her soon had her juices flowing, and then she added a small vibrator too. She worked it in and out of her pussy, watching Lauren closely as her body reacted. Something soft then pressed over her clit and a whole new sensation swept over her, it was incredible, pleasure began to build quickly before suddenly and quickly stopping.
Lauren bucked and writhed against the vibrator, but the sensation on her clit was now just a dull vibration. “Amazing!” exclaimed Chris “That wand is on maximum setting, and your clit barely recognises it!” Kara continued fucking her with the vibrator, but it wasn’t enough. She could get close to the edge, but her body needed the final push from her clit which had gone to a dull numbness instead. Lauren wailed in frustration, but Chris gave Kara a nod and she withdrew the toys and began to lick and suck at the vibrator. He began to tidy some of his items away, and as she watched, her eyes felt heavy again, but this time she felt sleepy & a few seconds later, she was asleep.
Lauren woke up in a panic, staring around the room she realised she was at home. In her own bed. Her breathing was erratic but she was telling herself it was a dream, or a nightmare, and slowly calmed down. Her phone pinged on the bedside table, and as she reached for it she saw a note.
‘Thank you for a wonderful photo shoot, the picture are on the website now. Don’t bother with the police unless you never want another orgasm, only I can reverse the injection and if I get locked up… Let me know when you’re ready to earn an orgasm. Chris. PS- We gave you another piercing as a gift, I love oral from a woman with a tongue stud’.
Her hands rushed to her nipples, pierced and very sensitive. Her mind raced as one hand moved to her tongue and found that pierced, and the other hand to her clit which responded with a dull ache.

I [M] was watched by a married woman and loved it

When I was in my early 20s, I was travelling through Europe with friends.

One afternoon, after spending all day on the beach, I was in my room, getting ready to go out for dinner after having a shower. Because I was sunburnt, I was naked, putting on aloe.

I must have been a couple of minutes in, when I noticed that a woman was watching me from her balcony. Her place was divided from mine by a narrow laneway. The kind you walk or drive a moped down. No car would fit.

She was literally only a few metres away from my window. She was mid 30s and hot. I didn’t stop. I looked her in the eyes and continued to rub the aloe into my skin.

She smiled, waved, and watched. After another minute she made the hand moving gesture, indicating “jerk off”. I didnt speak Spanish, she probably had low or no English, but I knew what she was asking.

She took a step back into her room, so she was out of the eyes of anyone walking past, and pulled the front of her dress down, showing me her breasts. At 22, that was all I needed. I jerked off, she watched and rubbed her breasts.

do you like wet pussies?

would love to be a little doll for my daddy ! Lets make memories! I’m single, like some naughty adventure….attracted to older dominant men who know how to treat a woman right and also down for long term and open distance relationship. Need me a man with power and kink. Want me a man who has influence. Must be able to travel or let me come to you.

cafe date

This is our first date we just wanted to know each other so we decided to go to a cafe and it wasn’t very crowded one. I arrived there first I was wearing a jeans and a t-shirt and after some time you came in and as you walked up to me and hugged i noticed that you weren’t wearing any bra( I thought to myself this slut and that too on first date) you were wearing a crop top and a skirt. We sat down we sat side by side and ordered a coffee and then we start to chat and as we were doing that I noticed your thighs those juicy thighs and as the talked went on I couldn’t help myself and put my hand on you thigh gently and waited for your reaction you didn’t anything you didn’t try to put it away so I started to feel it rub my hand up and down pinching it a little we continued talking while I did that and after sometime I wanted more I wanted to feel your penty and your lovely pussy so I started pushing my hand further on to your thigh you looked into my eyes as you were drinking your coffee I looked directly into your eye one of my hand was holding the cup and other was going to reach that dirty hole of yours I was thinking to myself that you might say no and try to distance yourself or put my hand away when you didn’t do anything of that I got courageous and pushed my hand all the way inside your skirt and to my as I touched your penties I felt wet you were wet just from those rubs and pinches to your thighs I thought to myself I put two of my fingers on your penty and I caressed it a little my fingers were getting soaked by the second and then I thought this slut is mine and she won’t stop me from doing anything so I pushed my finger on to your pussy and you moaned a little but you controlled yourself then I took my hand out my fingers covered in your cum I licked them a little as I looked into your eyes and then I signalled you to open your mouth and you instantly knew what was coming you tried to tell me no with your eyes but I countered and with my own eyes and a grin on my face and then eventually you gave as soon as you opened your mouth I shoved my fingers into your mouth and as I expected you licked them I took them and looked at you and you were smiling and I knew you wanted this you little slut I came close to you and I kissed a little then I went back to finishing my coffee and as I grabbed the I put my other hand on your thigh and then between your legs and I kept rubbing you while I drank my coffee and when my mug was emptied I thought I wanted more so i came close to you, you though we were going to kiss but then I whispered in your ear I’m going inside and as I said that I grabbed your penties and asked you to slowly stand up a little as you did I quickly snatch them down and you sat on your ass your penties were still under the skirt not visible to anybody if it was up to me I would’ve taken them off and shoved that into your mouth and as you sat I quickly put one of my fingers on your pussy and started rubbing you tried to keep calm and control your moaning and I enjoyed that look on your face that you wanted to moan so loudly but couldn’t do it and not after some seconds I put my another finger inside your hole and you let out a slight moan you quickly put your hands on your mouth and your moan excited me even more I decided to going at it even more aggressively and while we were doing that as waitress walked up to our table to pick up the cups I noticed her too late as I was admiring your face and when I knew she was there I looked at her she looked at us I instantly took my hand out we were both looking at her and she gave us a notty kind of smile and wave her hand at the back of the cafe where the bathroom was then picked up the cups and left we looked at each other we both knew we wanted to do it you pulled down your penties and as you were putting them into your bag I grabbed your hand and smelled them for some reason we got up I put the money on the table as well as good tip for that beautiful girl and we went inside the washroom we decided to go into the girls one and locked it from inside and as soon as I locked it you jumped on me you turned me around and started kissing me very aggressively which I liked I was grabbing your ass and feeling it the whole time then you stopped and looked at me and you grabbed my dick and said you want to put it inside me first make me wet you set up on the marble piece and opened your legs apart I quickly got on my knees and started fingering your pussy and you started moaning then I put my mouth on to it and kiss it and then starts to lick it you grabbed my head by my hair which was painful btw and tried to shove it deep inside of you and I did I put my tongue as far as I could you moaned aloud when I was doing that and as you were reaching your climax someone knocked on the door and we both stopped I looked at you and you said keep going I put my fingers inside and started licking it with my tongue and after some you were moaning I’m about i became more aggressive and then you moan my name as you came all over my face I got looked at you, you were taking heavy breathes then I grabbed your neck make you come to me and we kissed you tasted your own off my face and then we realised the banging on the door got louder we quickly washed up ourselves you were trying to wear your undies but I took them and put them into my pocket and then we were sure that we looked fine we opened that girl was shocked to me inside a ladies but before she said anything we made a run for it and when we were going out of the door that waitress was looking at us with that naughty smiles of hers and she winked at us as we left.

Seduced by my sons 18+ bully

My son, Andrew, has been getting bullied recently. Almost everyday, he would come home and complain to my husband, Alan, and I about how his bully treats him. He said his name was Chase, and he described him as being really big and says he doesn’t seem to care about anything. That wasn’t a big deal to me, as I thought Alan and I could talk to his parents and get him to stop. Or at least, I thought we could do that, but Alan wanted to stay home to finish up some work. So now it’s all up to me to talk to Chase’s parents. I have high hopes for this though, as I think this could really convince him to stop treating my son poorly. I then leave the house not realizing I’m dressed in a crop top and tight jeans. I then drive up to Chase’s parents house and ring the doorbell. The door opens and I’m immediately shocked… Chase opens and he has messy, brown hair, which looks rather nice on him. He has a defined jawline, and the gaze from his blue eyes practically penetrates me. But there’s even more. He’s shirtless. And fuck, he has an amazing body. Six pack abs, broad shoulders, sexy forearms, the works. I must’ve been staring, as he smirks at me. His eyes then start to go over my body as I then realize I’m dressed pretty revealingly. I asked him if his parents were home and he said no, I then explain that I’m Andrews mom and his eyes go wide. I asked if we could talk and he invites me inside and we go to the living room and as I’m walking I could feel eyes on my ass We sit down and I explain how the bullying has effected us and he started to laugh and brag how wimpy my son was. I was so shocked by his words, he just kept bragging then got closer to me and said he couldn’t believe how “such a wimp could have a sexy mom” I immediately blushed. He then proceeded to wrap his strong hand around my exposed side and placed it there while saying how slutty I dress I then got up to leave but he quickly turned me around facing him as he put one hand on my exposed hip and one on my exposed back. He started to whisper things to me and the way his hands felt on my skin was like fire…. Next thing I knew we were making out on the couch and I was straddling him as he put one hand on my ass and the other on my exposed back. 15 minutes later he picks me up and lays me down and starts to lick and kiss my exposed tummy and started licking my naval as I moaned. Then we ended up fucking on the couch in every position possible, he ended up cumming in me and we cuddled in his bed for 30 minutes before I left. We still fuck occasionally

Symbiote Evolutions [F/M] [Non-Cons] [Hero]

I’m Cassandra, but most call me Cassie. Really, _most_ call me Nova – my superhero alter-ego name. What started out as a suicide attempt gone wrong led to me developing superpowers, and I’ve been in the hero biz ever since. The manifestation of powers and other brilliant enhancements to my body certainly cured my initial depression, but there are certainly days I’d rather go back to my quiet, boring, debt ridden life. 

My unorthodox origin is standard enough. Tried to off myself with a painkiller overdose at work (after hours, of course), but was discovered by a pair of scientists before the drugs could really kick in. I was genuinely happy to be found, thinking it was some divine intervention, but quickly learned this was not the case. The scientists had no intention of “saving” me, they just happened to be in need of a fresh cadaver. The drugs had barely kicked in, dull clutches of death slowly squeezing from within, when their first experiment began.