I moved back home after college to look for a job and save some money. I didn’t have a car just yet so whenever I would browse tinder or the other dating apps I always kept the radius really small. As a younger guy I was always into older women (who isn’t?) so I didn’t have an upper age limit in the search settings. Maybe I’d get lucky and match with a hot MILF!
Sometimes when I would be watching tv I’d just swipe right on my phone, not even looking. I was laying in bed, checking my notifications when I noticed I had a new match. The picture looked really familiar so I clicked on her profile. The age said 41, her name was Jen, and I knew I had seen her somewhere before, I just couldn’t figure out where. She had black hair, big tits, and was pretty busty. I thought to myself ‘fuck it’ and messaged her.
Me: Hey there :)
Jen: Hey neighbor ;)