Every Fuck Down in Fucksville Liked XXXmas a lot…
But the Inch ,Who lived just north of Fucksville, Did NOT!
The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high.
It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his cock was two sizes too small.
But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck,
He stood there on XXXmas Eve, hating the Fucks,
Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls,
At the radiantly light windows below in their halls.
For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed,
Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved.
“And they’re trying on their nighties!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is XXXmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop All those Fuckers from cumming!”
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts,