How The Inch Stole XXXmas

Every Fuck Down in Fucksville Liked XXXmas a lot…

But the Inch ,Who lived just north of Fucksville, Did NOT!

The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high.

It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his cock was two sizes too small.

But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck,

He stood there on XXXmas Eve, hating the Fucks,

Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls,

At the radiantly light windows below in their halls.

For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed,

Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved.

“And they’re trying on their nighties!” he snarled with a sneer,

“Tomorrow is XXXmas! It’s practically here!”

Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming,

“I MUST find some way to stop All those Fuckers from cumming!”

For Tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts,

[M]aking Love with the Boss A[F]ter Hours

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The position needed to be filled in a week, and I was getting nervous. I never got a callback, or any response. Until now. I was waiting outside an office that was unoccupied. It was a big “campus” and staff were being relocated all over. It was definitely a strange place to get interviewed, but there I was. I was on time, but my interviewer was no where to be found.

“Are you here for the interview?”

I turned around, and to my surprise, it was a woman in her early 30s. She was dressed in a chrome skirt, and a white blouse. She had black, silky, shoulder length hair, curves all in the right places. You could tell she took care of herself.

“Uh… Yeah! I am.” I replied.

“Great! You must be Jay. Let’s go into the office.”

last dance for mary jane [mf]

“I’ve never seen myself cum before.”

She was laying on her stomach, watching the laptop screen intently. Her moans sounded tinny and high-pitched over the speakers.

On the bed, she was still wearing her shirt, but nothing else. Her tousled blonde hair fell on either side of her face. He stood behind and slightly to her right. He glanced at the screen for a moment and watched as his cock slid in and out of her. Her disembodied fingers glided over her clit in fast, counter-clockwise circles. Her other hand reached down and pulled his hips in closer.

He looked down at the real her, at the soft clean curve of her hips.

“Fuck.”

She slid her right hand under herself and lifted her hips. Her fingertips peeked out a second later between her legs, probing and sliding.

He looked at the screen. He had pulled out and the screen was filled with confusing flashes of flesh and darkness as they repositioned. Her face came in to frame, flushed and excited. She pulled the camera closer. As soon as his cock sprang into the bottom of the frame, she grasped it and took it deep into her mouth. He heard himself over the speakers, making a dumb half-grunt, half-moan. She opened her eyes, his cock still in her mouth. She looked straight into the camera as she worked up and down his shaft. Her eyes grew smoky and the edge of her mouth tightened around his cock.

My Wife’s Transformation Into A Femdom

My Femdom wife and I have just returned to our house after a lovely dinner. It is still early in the evening and I have no idea what she has in store for me. As I close the front door she whispers in my ear that she is going to get changed and that I should pour her a glass of Pinot Grigio. “Bring the wine into the living room, disrobe completely and assume the position,” my femdom instructed me. “Stand with your legs slightly apart and fingers interlaced behind your head for your inspection,” she said.
I find her wine in the fridge and pour her a glass. Returning to the living room I set down the wine and undress, wondering if I should take off my boxer shorts and reveal my hidden secret. I had decided to put on my cock ring before our dinner knowing that I would be too hard to get it on once I was in her presence. Throwing caution to the wind, I decide it would be best to follow her instructions and disrobe completely, fearing harsher punishment if I didn’t. My Femdom Goddess returns, seductively walking down the stairs making sure I see her thigh-high stockings and garters gliding out from underneath her silk robe. Her stocking and garters are black with black high heels that accentuate her lovely legs and taut ass. Her robe is tied at the waist, and her breasts are high, as if they are being pushed up just waiting for me to suckle her hard nipples through the black silk. “I see you can follow some direction, my pet!” As she turns the corner of the staircase she can see my cock ring and her seductive attitude hardens into a scowl of disappointment. “Did I instruct you to put on any sex toys?” She hisses…
“No Mistress!” “Did you assume that I wanted that ring on you? Or did you want it on for your own pleasure?”, my Femdom said. I start to reply when she holds up her hand and says ‘Silence!” Walking behind me, she pushes her silk encased body against me and reaches around with her hands pinching and stroking my chest and nipples. Her right hand suddenly swings swiftly down and smacks my rock hard cock making it bounce down to my thigh and back up to my belly.

A Little Green (first short story) [mf]

She wasn’t old enough. At least that’s what she kept telling herself. He was nearly twice her age. And her boss. But today she would try. She deserved it.

Pulling into the parking lot, she saw the sedan that made her grin. There was a chance she could be in his office before he came in for lunch. Hurrying up the stairs, she nodded at the secretary as she walked by. At least she’d been recognized. A short time span as night janitorial staff had its perks.

Her shorts were short – cutoff just above the pockets; you could count her change. Her pale legs were barely tinted by the new summer sun, and you could see the edges of her backside when she bent down to tie her low top Chuck Taylor knock-offs. She had chosen green underneath her clothes. It accentuated her soft skin tone and brunette hair.

Her knock on the door went unanswered. She opened the door, walked in, and leaned against the edge of his desk.

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Downing Abbey – Chapter 15

**(Abigail)**

The stools were a little too high, I thought as the bartender flashed me a smile after my second round of scotch. On the rocks, just like my mental state.

The room was different shades of walnut and alder, hardly a fitting setting for the retirees and businessmen over the hump. The surface of the bar was a grey marble slate curved above its wooden stand, where we sat, and dapper jazz played low in our ears.

‘Burgandy Street Blues.’

‘What?’ I responded, head in my palm and elbow on the marble counter.

‘It’s a George Lewis classic. You weren’t even a thought in my mind at that point yet,’ she said, hands orchestrating to the sharp notes of the saxophone.

‘I forget sometimes that you were young once too,’ I murmured with a smile. The alcohol was just starting to kick in, and while I normally kept my wits about me in bars, I felt safe with my mom.

Traffic Violation [MF, non/dubcon, uniform]

Liv swiped angrily at the tears streaking down her face, the road a blurry map in front of her. She tried to be an understanding girlfriend. She really did. But tonight was supposed to be special. She finally decided to tell Neil she loved him.

She’d been holding back the words for weeks, even though he was the perfect match for her. Almost. It was that *almost* that had her hesitating, but no one was perfect, right? He really was a fantastic guy. Sweet. Considerate. Even in bed.

And that wasn’t a bad thing. He was a better lover than most. In fact, he was the best lover she’d ever had. It was just that there always something in the back of her mind. A desire for something darker Neil didn’t fulfill.

None of that mattered now anyway. He’d bailed on her – again – to cover a sick co-worker. A messy emotional mass of anger and disappointment, it probably wasn’t the best idea to go for a drive to clear her head. Especially since she her chaotic thoughts just seemed to cloud her mind even more.

The IT Guy Who Services Pussy [mF][pros.][oral]

I pulled up in front of the modest two story stucco home in an arid suburb south of Scottsdale’s city core and rechecked the given address before putting the car in park. Dressed inconspicuously in my Geek Squad type uniform of a navy blue polo shirt, khakis, and topsiders, and with my IT service bag in hand, I stepped out of my car into the blazing Arizona heat. I walked up a meandering pathway through a rock and cactus garden to the front door and rang the doorbell. I’ve never met Mrs. Pelley. Lord, I hope she’s fuckable.

The lock snapped open and a woman of average height who looked to be in her early 40’s opened the door. She had caramel brown hair with honey blonde highlights that framed her heart shaped face. Sultry green eyes, a pouty lower lip, dressed in a white tank top, pink sweat pants and bejeweled flip flops; yeah she was fuckable. She was curvy but toned with big boobs and a Botoxed face. Most of my clients have the same attributes as though having a Botox is a requirement to be a member of the same country club as their friend and my pimp, Suzanne Murphy.

Let me take you for a night out on the town

The hotel is booked, the reservations at your favourite restaurant have been made, dressed in your new white body suit and earrings I bought you, you’re looking so pretty.

We head into the city, another warm Australian evening, perfect for a slow walk to the restaurant as we hold hands. We fill the table with wine and food, time slows down as I listen to you chat and laugh.

We finish dessert and slowly make our way to the hotel, taking in the sights, walking with my arm around your shoulder. We get to our room and I open the door for you, I follow behind and place my hand on the back of your neck, my fingers move up through your hair.

I gently turn you around and kiss your soft lips, almost in slow motion we taste each other, sucking each other’s tongues, licking each other’s lips. As we stand stand in the dim light, we begin to undress each other, our lips never losing contact.

Both completely naked, our arms wrapped around each other, pulling each other closer and closer. We make our way over to the bed and lay down together. Feeling the warmth of your body on mine is heaven, every small touch from your hand is bliss.

true sharing experience MMF

It was a long night of drinking and having a good time at a buddies house. It was late and everyone else had left. My GF and I were crashing in the spare bedroom, our friend was a few years older pushing 25ish and was passing out watching tv with a drink in his hand.
We headed to bed and started making out, always a turn on having sex in someone else’s house. She was super horny and was on her knees before I got my boxers off. She started blowing me and I was rock hard instantly. She jumped on the bed and spread her chubby legs.
“fuck me” she said
I jumped on top of her and slid in. She was soaking wet. My 6” dick has never been much for her but this time I just fell right in. She was so open and that turns me on huge. I slowly went in and out of her but she wanted it hard, holding her legs up begging me to pound her. When I wouldn’t go any hard because I was worried he would hear she pushed me off of her and got on top of me.
She slid down my shaft easily and started to really slam herself down on me. I tried to slow her down but she got mad and leaned in to me whispering in my ear.
“maybe I want to get caught”
She sat up reached over to the door knob and cracked the door open which faces right into the living room where Jack was sitting. His chair faces away from the spare bedroom door but she could see the back of his head and what he was watching.
“He’s watching porn and I think he is jerking off” she said while riding me hard again.
I must admit I was super turned on by this. She knows I like hearing about how slutty she has been. So when she told me she wants to be a slut tonight I couldn’t stop. I would say yes to anything that night. I told her how much of a slut she was and how loose her pussy was. She loved every minute of it.
Leaning into me while I played with her chubby DD breasts she whispered” I wonder if Jack thinks I have a loose pussy”
By the time she said the word pussy she had lifted her self off my dick and stood up beside the bed. She opened the door slowly trying to not make a sound, blew me a kiss and mouthed “I love you” before walking out into the living room completely naked and out of sight.
I laid their naked in a drunk daze, my dick rock hard and completely covered in pussy juice. I came out of my daze when I hear…
“want some help with that”?
I jump out of bed and stand in the door way. She is doing a twirl naked in front of Jack. Mandy is a chubby girl, cute face, long dirty blonde hair, 5’7” and about 200lbs, her breasts are heavy massive 38 DD(chubby and big tits run in the family) her large brown nipples contrast her pale breasts perfectly, she has a nice little belly on her with a neatly trimmed dirty blonde triangle above her meaty lips.
Jack reached up as Mandy leaned in and played with her giant melons. Mandy got straight to her knees and I couldn’t see her anymore. It was quite obvious what she was doing when I hear him start moaning and the pop noise the mouth makes when it pops the tip.
“you like that”? she asked
No words left Jacks lips he just moaned. I was so turned on by this, my hot chubby girlfriend is sucking off my buddy and I am just standing their dick in my hand. This continues for several minutes, longer then I have ever lasted in her mouth. I see her pop up and wonder if she just sucked him off and is going to come back to me…
I was wrong, she needed more. Jack doesn’t move in the chair she just climbs on and straddles him. She sits down completely and moans. I almost blew my load right then knowing she is barebacking him. Her big tits are right in her face and she has her head down and hair a mess. She lifted her head and pushed her hair back and looked at me. There I am 6’ tall skinny as a rail, 160lbs, no body hair and a 6” hard on. She rides him hard moaning and moaning begging for cum. Their bodies slapping together and I can here the juices flowing from her.
“I’m gonna blow” Jack says
Mandy pulls up quick and jumps to the floor. I reposition so I can see her but he would have to look back still to see me. She is going to suck him dry because she always does but before she can get it in her mouth he is already blowing his load. She takes it across her lips, neck and tits before she gets her mouth around it. It’s the first time I have seen another guys hard dick in real life and watching her take it in her mouth was mind blowing. This isn’t one of those “true” stories where the guy has a huge 12” dick and as thick as my forearm. He was aa little thicker then me and I didn’t clearly see how long he was. What I did see was fucking awesome. She sucked him dry and slowly his dick went limp.
Mandy stood up “thanks” she said and walked back to our bedroom. Jack didn’t say a word. I am pretty sure he fell asleep because he didn’t move an inch.
“Fuck Me” she said smiling and walking past, cum still on her face and tits. I followed her naked ass back into the bedroom. She turned around just inside the door, grabbing the back of my head and sticking her tongue in my mouth. The same tongue just seconds ago licked clean my buddies drained dick and balls. I was shocked and loved it. We had talked about me cumming on her and licking some of it but not this. This was way better. She pushed me on to the bed and climbed on top. I thought she was wet before now her juice is running down my balls and I just slid back in.
“you like that loose slutty pussy, don’t you baby” she asked while riding me.
I shook my head yes!
“you like that cummy kiss too?”
Before I could respond she was wiping up the Jacks cum off her tit and putting it in her mouth. Then she kissed me. She knew I liked it and when she kissed me I couldn’t hold back. I flooded her loose wet pussy with cum. She felt me pulsing inside of her. It was the first time I had ever cum in her bareback and she loved it.
“you like eating cum don’t you”? she asked while my balls just drained into her. I was in extacey and was still catching my breath, she kissed me while putting her hands in mine and raising my hands over my head.
Whispering in my ear she says. “I haven’t cum yet”
I didn’t know what she wanted I was empty at this point, She lifted her self off my softening dick. I could feel the cum drip out on to my bare stomach. I thought she would roll off me but nope. She held my hands up over my head and planted her cum dripping, wide open, just fucked two guys pussy right in my face. Not just her clit on my tongue she went all the way up. Her clit was eye level and her open hole dripping in my mouth and nose. I kept my mouth shut but she begged to be licked. I started slow, as my face was being covered in my own cum and her juices, literally ear to ear from her wet thighs. I loved it and she knew it. I had never eaten her out after fucking her let alone blowing my load in her. I licked her hard while she ground into my face. I was able to get my hands up and rub her big breasts and her belly but that only lasted a minute, she got up and turned around in the 69 position.
“fist me” she said in an aggressive voice.
We had tried this multiple times before while exploring in the bed room, she loved the feeling of being stretched but I could just barely get a 4th finger in her. I started with 3 fingers and it was clear it may happen tonight she had never been this loose. It was hard to get a great angle as her little trimmed patch was grinding on my chin. I was able to get my pinky in with relative ease this time pushing into the knuckle. She was moaning hard now. Every time my hand came out more cum would drip in my face and mouth. She put my small soft dick back in her mouth licking and sucking it clean. With one final push my knuckles pushed past her walls leaving only my thumb out. She moaned with a mouthful of my dick cumming hard. I removed my fingers from her slowly releasing a river onto my face. We just laid their catching our breathe. I was smiling from ear to ear. The silence was broken when I hear..
“that was hot” from Jack in the door way