You’ve always hated engagement parties. The pretension of an entire room of people pretending that they genuinely care about the happiness of the couple. The newly engaged couple, giddily in love and who probably wouldn’t notice if half the room just vanished. Making idle conversation with people you will likely never see again in your life. What a chore. The only silver lining is the free flow of champagne, which you have chosen to partake of in liberal amounts.
You stand around, making small talk with the other guests, and admiring the ostentatiously decorated home, when the hostess sashays to you and flashes you her award-winning smile, which always makes your heart soar. It makes certain other parts of you rise, as well, and you try to bury the unbidden mental images of what those perfect crimson lips would look like wrapped around your dick. Her plunging neckline accentuates the curvature of her breasts invitingly, with a promise of fun for any man lucky enough to roam the hills and valley.