Sweet Jesus – The Greatest Story Ever Filmed (Erotic Screenplay)

Hello, I wrote my first XXX screenplay this morning. I hope you enjoy.

**Sweet Jesus:**

The Greatest Story Ever Filmed

Joseph and Mary are banging it out in a tavern room of the Classical era. Various ancient artifacts are in the room to give a sense of time and place. They are still partially clothed in appropriate attire. A donkey stands in the corner of the room.

Immediately we zoom into Joseph balls deep in Mary’s cornhole. He goes at it for a few minutes then flips her and sticks it in her cooch and finishes.

MARY: “Goddamnit Joseph, you were supposed to finish in my ass! We don’t need a baby right now. Why do guys keep doing this to me?!?.”

JOSEPH: “Sorry, Mary – I just like the way it feels…”.

Camera zooms in on Mary’s cream-pie.

JOSEPH: “Waiiiit a minute…what guys?!”

Cut to an extreme close-up on the donkey’s face with eyes cartoonishly bulging out.

Screen goes black with big white text and startling sound – 9 MONTHS LATER.

How my sister (25f) and I (26f) drained the hot guy down the hall while his wife was out of town. [MFF]

If you’ve read my other stories you know that my sister (25) and I (26) have an unusual relationship, to put it mildly. Lots of history, pretty much everything you could imagine, and for a long time, too. We are not shy around one another, and from time to time this has led to situations in which we are both (a-hem) engaged with someone else in the same room with each other. Most usually it’s two separate couples getting busy on opposite couches during a movie or whatever – something we’ve all probably done before – but sometimes we don’t stop where “normal” people would. It never gets old the first time one of us does this with a new guy; the look on his face when he realizes that my sister is gonna suck his dick while I can see it is… well, it’s fucking hot. We both have come to love blowing a guy’s mind in this way.

All this is to say that we both know the effect that this kind of behavior has on men.

Snow Day – Part One [MF] [Fantasy]

She knew getting stuck was a possibility but she had to see him. There were winter storm watches in place all over the state. Her plan was to grab a quick dinner together and head back home. Plans were changed quickly. “You can’t drive in this, it’s too dangerous.” He told her. “But I have to get home.” She replied. They argued back and fourth for at least 25 minutes before he finally put his foot down. “You’re staying with me. We’ll go to my place for the night and get you home tomorrow. You’re not driving in this shit. I forbid it. As your Master, I forbid it.” She knew punishment was already likely for arguing to begin with, so she obliged. He settled their tab and they rushed to his car. Once they were inside, waiting for the heat to warm the icy air, he wiped the snow and tears from her face. “I know this wasn’t your plan, but you’re safe. Sir will take good care of you.” She took a deep breathe and sat back in her seat. His words always calmed her fears. The snow was already getting deep and falling fast. It seemed like the longest drive. He drove so slow and careful to ensure their safe arrival. He was her protector afterall.

[OC] [FF] [Domination] [Pissing] The flight attendant became my personal toilet

In my work I sometimes have to go out of country to attend to clients, which is why I was on this flight once. It’s not important why and where exactly, but it was a damn long flight. Luckily I was going on one of those airlines (don’t say which) that hands out free drinks during the entire flight. I don’t drink alcohol, so I stick to juices. And since everything is free, I’m not the only one getting refills. I’m sitting next to a german who kept drinking incredible amounts of vodka and got more and more talkative – and unintelligible – with time.

Anyway, what goes in, must come out. Sadly, I wasn’t the only one feeling that urge: There was a long queue already forming in front of the bathroom. “Okay,” I think, “there’s gotta be more than one on this plane.” So I go down the aisles through some other compartments where things didn’t look any better.

I finally go to the business class section. You’ll notice it right away: Different carpet, different seats, broader aisles and somehow quieter. I must’ve looked a little lost, as a stewardess asked me right away: “Can I help?” I explain that the bathrooms in the other sections are all occupied and I was just looking for a free one.

A dark encounter [F?]

This is one of the strangest – and sexiest things that ever happened to me. And to this day I don’t know who else was involved. I have asked all the people involved – not direct questions – obviously – because I don’t want to let everyone know what happened. But it was the hottest night of my life and it is killing me not knowing.

To start at the very beginning. … I was invited to a party by a co worker. He was medium height and just a little older than me – good looking and with a confidence that didn’t overflow into arrogance. If it had been him I would be very happy – but I have chatted to him loads since and I haven’t had a shred of evidence that it was him.

And when I say him – I don’t know that the other person was a man – they weren’t wearing aftershave or perfume and I couldn’t see anything… it could have been either and I am cool with that – I would just like to know who…

Beating The Heat [MF]

“Damn it! Of all the days for the air conditioner to break down, it just had to be today,” groaned a frustrated Ellen Fryer.

The young woman lounged lazily on her couch, staring up at a ceiling fan that was nowhere near enough, even at its highest setting. The TV was on in the background, but she’d stopped paying attention a half-hour ago. There was only so much she could focus on when it was 106 degrees outside and on her anniversary, no less.

Wiping another layer of sweat from her forehead, Ellen sighed in defeat. She was not built for the heat. She’d grown in Canada where the sub-zero temperatures in spring were considered normal. She thought she could handle moving to Florida for work, at least for a while. Then, she fell in love with Ethan Fryer, who not only grew up in a tropical climate, but thrived in it.

She envied his resilience while laughing every time he called a 51-degree winter day a cold spell. On a day when a heat advisory had closed the local parks, Ellen there was nothing funny about their massive disparity in heat tolerance. As she tried her best not to think about it, the back door to their one-level home opened and Ethan stepped in, shirtless and covered in sweat.

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28[M] silent stranger

You’re fired.

The words stuck in my head-still, after a long day job hunting.

Sitting here, feeling like a failure-assuming everyone on the sub way is judging me. Each day the 30 min sub way ride gets longer and longer.

The first day.

This trip was different then the rest…that smell, what could it be? So, intoxicating I want more. People are noticing me looking around the train like a lost puppy trying to find the smell-and I don’t care. Looking, looking…THERE! What is happening to me? I have never felt like this before.

She sat; legs crossed straight- reading. hair pulled back into a pony tail, Grey blazer…matching skirt-black heels. I couldn’t stop staring; I could feel the heat from my body trapping in my clothes. Sweating basically drooling, and I can’t talk-not one word. She never even looked at me.

The second day.

So tired, I couldn’t sleep.

The smell stuck in my nose, I had to try and see her again. I didn’t care about finding a job, I didn’t care about anything. Just her.

Good Morning Little One[Wakeupcall][oldermale/youngerfemale][toys][mirror][pancakes][instruct]

“Good Morning Little One”

Based on a true situation mixed with a little bit of fantasy. I had to take an emergency trip and was woken up in the best way possible the morning after I got home. [Wakeupcall][oldermale/youngerfemale][toys][mirror][pancakes][instruct]

Usual disclaimer, this is not a professional work. I have tons of mistakes, barely did any editing. I write these to help with my writers block elsewhere and don’t spend a ton of time editing or fixing them. I just try to get them out of my head and like to share them with people who might enjoy them.

Enjoy and let me know what you think.

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Thursday had been a long day of travel.Round trip from central Florida to upper Tennessee in less than two days was not my idea of fun. But when family calls I have to help take care of it. Listening to my cousin complain about her boyfriend for over 8 hours on the ride home was not ideal either. I usually sleep the entire time we are driving on road trips but not this one. It was late when we crossed the county line, after dropping everyone off I finished the short drive to my house alone.

My (F)irst post, about ri(M)ming a stranger at a wedding.

Okay, So. a couple of years ago i was invited to a wedding by a guy who had a serious interest in me but I didn’t like him like that. He was taking me to a slipknot concert that fall, and when he asked me to the wedding I assumed it was the least I could do since he spent a LOT to get us those tickets.

SO, the night of the wedding comes, and one of my friends from college had her date stand her up. I asked if I could invite her along. My date’s best friend was the brother of the groom and said it would be fine, they needed more women for this group of men anyhow.

My date was being show-offey and buying me shot after shot after shot of Tito’s vodka. I don’t drink often, so I was pretty wasted by the third hour.