Bing
Anna’s computer notifies her that she has a new email.
“That new girl Anna makes it so hard for me to focus on work at my desk. Seriously, I’ve been having to go jerk off in the bathroom like 5 times a day since she started. I can’t stop thinking about how I want to be in her mouth. How those big tits of hers must bounce when she’s fucking. But she has that one sparkly finger which means she’s off limits. Her husband must be a fucking animal in the sack to tie down a hot piece of ass like that. Goddamn I feel like a horny teenager again, Jerry.”
“Jerry?” Anna wonders. “Who is Jerry?” Clearly this email was about her but wasn’t meant to be seen by her. What should she do? Report it to HR? Let the sender know about hi mistake? Or respond and see what other kinds of dirty things have been thought about her at her new job?
Anna decides to delete the email, ignore it, and try to figure out who the hell Jerry is so she can address him in person. The day goes on. She tries to put the email out of her head. Hours later a man stops by her cubicle.