The Worst Anal Sex Accident

Never have anal sex after a fish dinner…

Most people contract some form of food poisoning at least once a year. Most of the time the symptoms are mild, and can even be mistaken for a 24 hour flu bug. Other times, the symptoms are similar to one having a very bad case of the flu, but rarely do people ever need to go to the hospital for food poisoning.

Just by its nature, the probability of contracting food poisoning from fish is always higher than most other foods. This is why, based on personal experience, I recommend that no one ever engage in anal sex after your date ate a large fish dinner.

We hadn’t been dating that long, only about a month. Even though we’d only been dating a short time, we were having sex since the second date, and it was the best, freakiest, porno-style sex of my life. Seriously, this was the kind of sex that every man, deep down, dreams about having at least once in his life. It was the kind of sex that I had wished for ever since my voice started changing. It was with this woman, and only with this woman, that I was ever addressed with the phrase, “Use your whole fist for Christ’s sake.”

[M4F] P.2 Two friends who have flirted but never gotten intimate…

Part 1 here: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/i6bhgu/two_friends_who_have_flirted_but_never_gotten/

“Well… ” I said as I hesitated a little.

“Well?” you said.

I wasn’t quite used to you being so forward. We’d done some light flirting on the past but there was a level of confidence here I hadn’t seen before.

“I like to tell I woman what I’d like to do with her before I do it”.

You pulled away again, squinted just a little, and your cheeks pulled up as you smiled. You lent back in and said “go on… “. to my mind. I was still nervous at this point but the closeness between us, at least for that moment, put us in a little bubble. Just the two of us exchanging words that nobody could hear for a thousand miles even though everyone was still going about their conversations around us. It was the upstairs smaller room at a bar with tall wooden tables all around us. Music was playing but it wasn’t late enough into the night for anybody to have cleared a makeshift dance floor just yet but it wasn’t far off.

Pleasure torture at the hands of my wife

This includes foot worship and post orgasm torture.

Pleasure torture introduction

My wife was out with friends for the day enjoying some relaxing downtime from her hectic schedule. I was enjoying the silence at home to get some film study in on some players I was scouting. Time flew past and I was surprised when my wife came home. The hours flew past quickly.

I stood and we embraced and our lips locked in a long steamy kiss.

“that’s enough” she then told me as she pushed me away.

Sitting on the sofa she motioned me over with her index finger.

“Kneel. Enjoy my feet” my wife told me as she picked up her phone to catch up on social media.

My erection was instant. Wearing her converse all stars all day in the blistering heat with no socks, for me. It was this love and enjoyment of my fetishes that made us a complete couple. It was highly erotic for me and she kept me guessing all the time.

The Pleasure of Business: An Erotic Novel, Chapter 25 (MMMF) (Oral) (Anal)

“Come on, boys,” Bruce yells at the remaining pair. “She was hoping for a whole night of group fucking and has hardly gotten any. Make the woman happy.”

Anna’s hands get them both hard in a hurry. They look at each other. Neither of them moves.

“Oh lady’s choice, is it?” Anna giggles at them. “Well then… Eeney meeney miney…”

She stops and looks at them, building the anticipation. She smiles at them both.

“Blow,” she says, dropping one cock and wrapping your lips around the other. As she starts enthusiastically sucking her chosen man, the other looks disappointed.

“It’s not like she only has one hole,” Bruce goads him. “Come on. Man up.”

The man not getting sucked politely taps Anna on the shoulder. “Can we go back to the bed? I’m too tall to get inside you on the floor.”

Anna pops her lips off her partner and smiles. “You sure know how to talk to a lady,” she says with a giggle before turning and crawling back to the bed, making them stare at her glistening, wet snatch.

Ariel Uses A Fan (mf | cons | used | fan | celebrity | edged no cum)

Ariel walks into the fan meet up in a tight white dress. She has her hair down and curled perfectly around her beautiful young face. The 19-year-old girl did not need much makeup to look flawless. Fans cheered as she walked into the conference room in the hotel. She had on matching white heels that made her look much taller than she was actually.

The celebrity got to work quickly with the first fan. She signed a photo of herself before taking a couple of pictures with the young girl. Ariel knew the routine of these meetups after doing hundreds of them each season of her show. Most of the fans were young girls or older women who knew her from the role on tv.

There were a few male fans that liked her acting abilities, but most men at these events were just fans of her body. They were dragged into watching the show with their wife or kids, but Ariel was a nice treat to see. The young girl always drew in the attention of men with her curvy body. Most men kept their creeping to long stares at her body, but some went for touches during the photos.

First Time at the Gynecologist A young woman’s first time at the gynecologist. [FM] [exhib] [mast]

1955 and I’d been offered a typing post with the Civil Service. I’d left college after my 5th Year and after taking several typing exams I’d waited for the right job. The interview had gone swimmingly and i was due to start the following fortnight providing my references were ok and subject to a medical.

The alarm woke me from a deep slumber, I reached over and turned it off and cuddled up to my pillow. Gradually I came round and decided to get up. My doctor’s appointment was at 10:00 and i need to leave the house by 9:30. I threw back the bed sheets and blankets and felt the cool morning air. I brought my long legs up and placed them on the floor, stretching my arms as i did so. I stood up and my bunched up pink baby doll nightie fell down to my thighs. I picked up a towel, went into the bathroom turned on the shower. Went to the toilet, did a wee, wiped myself and checked the tissue, thankfully my period had finished the day before and I was all clear. I would have hated to have gone to the doctor’s wearing a Dr. Whites.

Daddy’s Boy Part 1

It was a hot summer weekend when me and dad went into a vacation in one of a beaches in the Philippines. It was a tradition for us to spend time together and bond. When I was younger, he taught me how to hunt, fish and other cool stuffs. We also went hiking and camping a lot.

As I grew older, things we did toogether begun to change. He introduced me to girls and sex. I remembered, I was just only 18 years old when he hired some slut and demonstrated how to fuck like a real stud. The girl was a long-haired blonde with petite-typed body. Her nipples were so pink and her hairless pussy as well. He started from showing me what a foreplay was by kissing her passionately while his hands cupping both of her small tits. I can see how they play with their tongues. It was so sloppy that their saliva was leaking from the side of their mouth. That heated kiss lasted a couple of minutes until dad moved down to her neck and give her different hickeys. He, then, removed her tops and unhooked her bra. Her small tits were being carassed by my dad’s big palm. Her nipples were popping out of extreme excitement and pleasure as my dad pinched it.

Don’t steal from dark elves [M/M/M, gay, torture, mutilation]

The Pursuit

The dark elves were drawing nearer. He knew from the outset that this heist was too bold, but he never let a challenge deter him. In the end, his avarice always seemed to get the better of him. Aerun always admired beautiful shiny things, especially those that contained power; this silver jeweled dagger was powerful indeed. It contained the ability to feed off the lifeforce of its victims and channel that energy into the wielder, thereby granting him health, healing energy, and potential eternal youth. If it had enough victims that is.

Aerun ran as fast as he could in these damp and dimly lit tunnels. The air was cool and clammy and the floor had a layer of moisture and grime that made it slippery, especially when he skidded around corners. His breath came fast and heavy, panic coursing through his veins. Any calm person might feel a chill in these dark tunnels, but Aerun was sweating profusely from his exertion and fear. His pale green linen shirt was wet and clung tightly to his slender torso, defining the toned muscles of his chest and abdomen that rippled underneath of the brown leather vest which hung loosely over his shoulders. The almond shaped nipples of Aerun’s pecs were pointed mounds under the cloth of his garment. He was 5’6” tall with a light 130lb athletic body. Perfect for sneaking into tight spaces where treasures tend to lie. Sweat poured down his forehead, and his hair hung in light brown strands over his golden eyes.

A Devil In Angel’s Clothing

Darci and Kane had worked together for nearly 5 years. They’d navigated many late nights and countless projects. They’d often shared the spotlight of leadership and their families became extensions of one another, growing very close. As they were working late, something that was becoming rather typical and necessary with the new company merger, Kane couldn’t help but confess his dark secret to Darci. He could no longer hide how connected he felt to her, seeing her much more than a sister or best friend. He saw her as a woman he wanted, no, needed to have and to possess. However, he shared with her the worst part of that secret and was not sure what to expect from her in return…..

~ Him: “You know, loving my wife does make me feel bad for the good times we have together, for being sexually attracted to you, for liking to be somehow cared for and maybe even desired by you…. Honestly, most days, I hope it is the same for you. Though, you are probably a better person than I.
Much to his surprise, she shared her own yearnings for him. Though he quickly realized she possessed expertise in putting him at ease and even more extensive ability to seduce him further than he anticipated.”

[M4F] Sunflower field

I received a message on my instagram, which is basically a photo reel of my interests, cars, bikes, watches, usual and typical guy stuff.

A few recent posts of mine were of a sunflower field in the village I live in, I passed the field while out cycling and decided the other day to cycle through and take a few photos, the sun was low and the pictures looked colourful and dramatic.

The message was from a young lady who said:

“Hi! Sorry for the message out of the blue, we’re looking for family portrait photos in the village sunflower field and while searching for photos tagged in that location I saw yours and really love the look of it! Would you be open to taking some family pictures for us? I had a local photographer lined up but he cancelled, would be great if you could help us out! Thanks, Emily x”

I didn’t really know what to think – I certainly wasn’t a professional photographer, even though I owned some decent camera gear, and definitely not experienced in family portraits, but I was intrigued.