I decide I had waited long enough in the stall of the women’s bathroom. My wife had stepped outside a moment ago to check if the coast was clear and now I’m worried she got lost and forgot me here. I decide to risk rushing out. The worst that can happen is someone catches me and I fake being drunk, “What sign? Oh wow, my fault!”
Just as I’m about to open the stall door, I hear the bathroom door open and it causes me to remain still. A pair of footsteps make their way to my stall and I see my wife push the door open, followed by the cute bartender who served us drinks earlier in the day.
“Hey, meet Tina.” My wife says as she pushes me aside to make room for her and to close the stall door.
“Hey, nice to meet you.” It’s all I get out before my wife is on top of Tina. Their hands wrapped around each other’s bodies. They pull each other close and begin to lock lips like long-lost-lovers.