Can my [f] roommate hear me masturbating? [solo] [masturbation] [squirting]

Just so you’re aware: this story interchanges between the perspective of the guy and the girl

My room is always so hot in July. It’s 4am and I’m just lying spread eagle in my underwear staring at the ceiling. I rent a tiny room I pay way too much for on the top of floor of a shared house, which seems to be more of a greenhouse than anything else. I live with three girls which sounds amazing but to be honest we’re all almost always out of the house and don’t hang out much, besides, I’m quite quiet anyway.

I share the top floor with one of my roommates, but her room is massive in comparison to mine, I have no idea how she can afford it. Our rooms seem to have been connected at one time as there’s a cheap painted piece of wood nailed into the space where a door would normally be in the corner which means that sound travels between our rooms pretty easily.

Blackmailing Blowjob [MF, oral, facial]

*Something short and sweet for you. Enjoy!*

“You’re late, Allison.”

I click my teeth in irritation. “Sorry, Blake. Might I remind you that we’re at work?”

He definitely didn’t like my disapproval, even if it was a small one. “Might I remind you that it’s only because of me you still have this damn job?”

He slams his phone on the surface of the desk. A video plays. I can barely see the video, but I can damn sure hear it. It echoes right through every part of my brain. A woman moaning, loudly, during sex. The sounds of a cock sliding in and out of her ass. The man grunting in approval. Calling her a “good girl,” and demanding her to “take this fucking dick.”

My jaw clenches so hard it feels like it’ll snap.

Those are my moans. I’m the girl getting railed in the video. My ex boyfriend is moaning my name and telling me how much he loves fucking me. He’s pulling hair that isn’t different in length, style or color from today.

Blake smiles at my shame.

“Are you going to cooperate, Allison?”

Porno that takes place in a zoo i call it “the zoo of sex”

it was a sunny day. johnny (played by my favorite pornstar ever johnny sins) has no idea what sex is because of his bad childhood. he is 30. he lives with his mom. johnny decided to go to the zoo with his mom when he gets to the zoo, he sees two monkeys banging each other.
johnny: what are they doing
johnnys mom: nothing
johnny: that is impossible it is impossible to do nothing. you are always doing something. even if youre dead youre doing something which is being dead.
johnnys mom: lets go look at something else
johnny: mom i want to know what the monkeys are doing. please tell me
johnnys mom: i am going to the bathroom
johnnys mom goes to the mens bathroom and has an experience with two gloryholes.
johnnys mom: give it to me baby
gloryhole person 1: i will need to check your stall to see if youre really a girl i have had a gay experience before and i dont want it to happen again
gloryhole person 1 sees that johnnys mom is really a girl and then he goes back to his stall and puts his wiener in the hole, gloryhole person 2 puts his wiener in the other hole.
johnnys mom gives gloryhole person 1 a blowjob and gloryhole person 2 a handjob.
back to johnny.
a zoo keeper who is a girl walks by johnny.
johnny: what are the monkeys doing miss
zoo keeper who is a girl: they are having sexual intercourse
johnny: what is sexual intercourse
zoo keeper: when you put your wiener in a vagina
johnny: what is a vagina
zoo keeper takes off her pants and underwear and points to her vagina.
johnny: that looks like ham
zoo keeper: put your wiener in it
johnny takes off his pants and underwear and puts his wiener inside. the position is doggy style.
zoo keeper: oh yeah ah wahh ehehehfe
johnny nuts prematurely.
zoo keeper: its ok it happens to every guy
zoo owner: what the absolute fuck why are your pants off and why do you have semen on your face youre fired
zoo keeper: what if i gave you a blowjob
zoo owner: no i have a happy marriage with my wife
zoo keeper: sure you do
then a monkey walks out of the cage and then goes on a bloody rampage and kills the zoo keeper and the zoo owner.
johnny: Ahhhhh!!
johnnys mom comes back with semen on her face.
johnnys mom: oh no a bloody rampage is happening ahhhh lets get out johnny
johnny: alright
they walk out and then a cannibal bites off johnnys moms leg and she is about to die of blood loss
johnny: noo mom noo
johnnys mom: johnny i always loved you i may have never said it but now i am. i love you johnny
johnny: i love you too ma.
johnny cries and kills the cannibal with the powers of karate.
the sky becomes red and then a bunch of zombies and skeletons show up and so does a werewolf named marty.
marty: haha i am MARTY
johnny: i will use my magic power blue beam on you marty!!!
johnny unleashes his magic power blue beam with his hands and then kills marty with his rage and anger.
old man: good job
johnny: who are you
old man: i am president joe biden
johnny: hi joe biden im johnny
joe biden: hi johnny i present you this medal of awesomeness. you will be known in history. april 23 will now be known as johnny day.
johnny: yay!
joe biden: lets kill these stupid zombies and skeletons
johnny: agreed
joe biden whips out a machine gun and shoots zombies and skeletons. johnny uses his magic power blue beam on them. the sky turns blue again. they celebrate. then kim jong un walks over to johnny.
johnny: go away kim jong un i dont like you
kim jong un: i am not kim jong un rips off face i am your father
johnny: dad youre back. why did you leave mom
johnnys dad: i regret leaving your mother every day of my life. not a day passes without regrets. i want to say im sorry to her. where is she
johnny: she is dead.. a cannibal killed her.
johnny and his dad cry. 2 year time skip. johnny and his dad are now scientists who discovered the key to bringing johnnys mom back to life.
johnnys dad: the key to bringing your mom back to life.. is… your poop
johnny takes a poop on his dads hand and then the poop transforms into his mom.
johnny: mom youre back!!
then the zoo keeper from earlier walks in.
johnny: oh my god its you zoo keeper who i had sexual intercourse with. i thought you were dead
zoo keeper: i am an android clone. i was built by the evil dr karl.
johnny: thats great, wait you said evil?
zoo keeper: yes i am going to kill you
johnny uses his magic power blue beam on the zoo keeper before she can kill johnny.
johnny: awesome i did it.
then the president joe biden and vice president kamala harris give johnny another medal and a cake. hooray for johnny! the end.

Linda’s curiosity (part 2)

Simon stares at Linda through the door as shes holding her red skirt with one hand and the other hand with her wet fingers in the air. Linda still and frightened of what Simon was going to think. He gets out of his bed with his dick hanging low and still hard and walks to open the door.

[MF] Remembering a long passionate night many years ago

We all remember those romantic moments that will stick with us for the rest of our lives. The type of wild and crazy encounters that feel more like the type of thing you fantasize during a long car ride, versus something that actually happened. I wanted to share with you my story. It’s been 8 years but I still think about her every night, a gorgeous and wild Indian woman who still haunts my fantasies. We lost contact 4 years ago, but ever so often I check my old Whatsapp account on the off chance she decided to respond to my last message.

I had moved to India for work. I knew very little about the society or culture, and thought that it would just be something fun and unique to say I did while I was still young. I did not anticipate the heat nor the intense urban poverty of the country, it assaulted my senses and I found myself routinely incapacitated in my hotel room, either from the horrible air pollution or an inability to face the reality of the sheer poverty that existed outside.

Boyfriend gave me what I deserved after being a brat all morning

My boyfriend and I have a playful relationship, most of the time. Always toying around not able to keep our hands of each other. He treats me good, spoiling me with affection.
Between the two of us he naturally falls into a more laid back role, If it was down to him we’d never get out of bed, fooling around all day. So I end up taking on the more responsible role, prioritising what needs done.
One morning I was being more than my usual bitchy self. I had woke up early and I was annoyed about last nights mess. I stormed about clattering and banging as I began to tidy.
He got up shortly after the noise began, tip toeing around me well aware of what kind of mood I was in.
Not reacting to any of my snide comments he decided to try and help the situation by preparing breakfast. Being the brat that I am I continued to be unappreciative and make below the belt remarks.By late morning he had, had enough.
I was storming past him in the hallway about to mutter another complaint that I had when he pushed me against the wall, making me gasp slightly. He wrapped one hand around my neck, gently applying pressure and with the other hand he clenched onto a chunk of flesh at the back of my thigh just below my ass cheek. His head moved towards mines and I felt a shiver as his breath hit my neck. He gave my earlobe a loving nibble as I felt a warmth tingle through my body.
He began to whisper, “ are you going to be a good girl now?” He pulled back and looked me in the eye. Oblivious to my surroundings and still pinned to the wall by throat I nodded desperate to please him. He loosened his grip, “good.”
He let go of my thigh and aggressively pulled my loose strapped top of my arms and it slid to the floor. The breeze hit my nipples and they were hard he grinned began to lick round them. I couldn’t contain my excitement wriggling as he had me me pinned, vagina so moist desperate to be touched.
Finally he moved his hand down and I was wet and ready. He thrusted two fingers in, let go of my throat and moved down to suck my clit whilst still thrusting. My legs were shaking and I couldn’t help my moans of excitement.
When he stopped I dropped to my knees I was so apologetic for the mornings antics and I couldn’t wait to show him. He was rock hard. My cold fingertips cupped his balls and other hand grasped his hard cock, I sucked the top, into my mouth and with full suction I proceeded down the dick until it hit the back of my throat. I released the suction to create more saliva and moved faster up and down, trying to touch my throat every time I went down.
He grabbed my hair tightly by both sides and helped me go faster, until he blew his load. I wasn’t expecting it to be so much and as I pulled it out, got some on my chin and lips. I was super nice to him all day after that.

The time I caught my wife masturbating on the couch (mf) mutual masturbation, sex, orgasm

As the title explicitly states, this morning I caught my wife masturbating on the couch.

I’d just woken up, hair a mess, morning wood exploding out of my pants. My wife was no where to be seen. She must have gotten out of bed and gone to watch TV or have breakfast, I thought. I clambered out of bed, adjusted my erection, and made my way down the hall.

As I got to the lounge I heard some muffled moans and what sounded like cellphone audio coming out of the room. I stopped and listened. Listening closely I could make out that she was watching something energetic, a lot of “fuck yeah”, “fuck me!”. I could hear my wifes quiet and gentle moans as she was getting herself off. It’s quite bold of her to flick her bean on the couch, she’s been so private and awkward around masturbating for years and only recently has she taken to it.

The perfect getaway. (MF) (Oral) (Masturbation) (Slow build)

I sighed in relief, having finally finished the most boring assignment I ever had to do at work and knowing I had a small break ahead of me. I’m working on home office, but that doesn’t make it any less stressful – if anything, it makes it even worse, cause I feel like I’m at work all the time. But I had finished all I had to do for the time being and had a few days off, so excitement began to spread through me. I wondered what I wanted to do on my little break from work and the first thing that came to mind was the same thing as always: I immediately thought about sex. More precisely, I thought about this one guy I’ve always hooked up with from time to time, ever since we were teenagers. We’ve been friends ever since we were little kids, but at some point of our teenage years, we ended up fucking. It became something really awesome: we never really wanted a relationship, so we just fucked occasionally. On top of that, since we know each other so well, the sex is just mind blowing. We both know exactly what we like. He knows I like it rough and he isn’t afraid to give me what I want.

Jamie’s Mexican Siesta – Part V (Solo F, MFF threesome)

V – Always Kiss Me Goodbye On The Lips

The next day, Jamie woke up with a wicked hangover, made worse by her realization that it was her last day in paradise.  “Fucking tequila always gives me hangovers like this” she bemoaned to herself.  She rolled over in the bed and looked at her phone.  No messages from Lisa yet.  “They must have fucked themselves to sleep!” she smiled to herself, “I’m sure I’ll hear from her in time.  They’re probably pretty fucking hung over too.”

Jamie proceeded to roll out of bed and strip out of her dress, she hadn’t bothered to change before passing out the night before.  Naked, she started a pot of coffee to help with her hangover, and then strolled to the shower to refresh herself.  She turned it on, and it quickly filled the bathroom with steam. She stepped in under the water and just let it wash over her.  It felt so relaxing and she closed her eyes while running her hands through her hair.  She quickly shampooed her hair before grabbing the body wash.  She doled out some onto her hands and then rubbed them all over her body. 

Sam – Chapter 2 (In which Sam does not appear) [MF]

(Chapter 1 is [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/mnpv4s/sam_mf/).)

I looked for Sam. I had to look as I felt a sense of responsibility. But I also wanted to look. I didn’t want her to be gone. I was terrified that I had made a huge mistake getting myself involved with her. But I also didn’t want her to be gone.

I walked the beach for at least an hour each direction that morning. What if she washed up on the shore dead and was traced to me as the last person known to have seen her alive? Betty, the waitress at the diner saw us together and would remember. Maybe others. Shit!

No that’s crazy. She isn’t going to be dead. She just skipped out on you. Probably decided that she didn’t want to be around an older man anymore.

But she climbed into my bed. That couldn’t be an accident or misunderstood.

Unless she was sleepwalking. People do that. Maybe she got up to go to the restroom and forgot where she was and then just laid down in the bed. We did have a lot to drink.