Is This Example Excerpt Too Pornographic For Amazon Self Publishing?

Before I self publish my erotic novel I was wondering if something like the excerpt below is too hot for Amazon. Anyone who has self-published on Amazon have any insight? Thanks!

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>The alien’s Corzax expanded to an almost painful size, “Oh yes!” he whined.
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>”*Do you feel the heat… of my… feet?*” asked the lady Bigfoot Grazella
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>”*More than the rings of Plutark VI on a clear night!*” his Corzax constricted then emitted a puff of lavender smelling smoke.
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>Grazella’s hairy head tilted to the side “*What was that?*” she asked, confused at the sexy alien emission.
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>”*That is what happened when my species experiences the Too’Dux or as you would call it… completion*” the alien smiled a 2 foot wide smile as its jaw stretched and cracked in the candle light.
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>Grazella the Bigfoot said with some embarrassment “I don’t even know your name”
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>The alien’s skin turned yellow, then blue, then red, spots appeared all over it’s lean, athletic alien body, he whispered seductively “Yes you do know my name”
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>In a moment the alien turned into a red haired, thickly maned horse.
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>”MILES! MILES THE HORSE! It’s you!” the Bigfoot was beside herself, her mighty chest heaved “I never thought I’d see you again!”
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>”Or ride me again” the alien/horse said with a wry horsey grin

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I took revenge on my sister when she caught me spying on her…. by cumming in her mouth that night. [My Sister Koda – 1]

“What are you doing?! Get out!” My sister, Koda, exclaimed. Her arms covered her bare chest, and she gave me quite the death stare.

“Okay, okay, sheesh! I’m sorry!” I responded, and shut her bedroom door quickly. I stayed on the other side of it, and exhaled with the sudden, high energy of the moment.

“Knock first! Fuck,” I heard her say from the other side of the door. She came up to it and promptly locked it so I couldn’t come back in. Now, she wasn’t supposed to use that language in the house, just like I wasn’t, but obviously from her perspective I had accidentally walked in on her changing. In truth, it wasn’t so accidental…. But, well, I hadn’t planned on being caught, either. I was in the wrong, but I was still mad at her for it.

“I’m sorry! I’ll just tell you later.” I turned and began to walk away. My cheeks were a little warm, half from the embarrassment of getting caught, but also from frustration. I think it was that moment that really sparked the want for revenge. I had seen her changing once or twice before this, and it had all gone so smoothly. Clearly it was HER fault I got caught this time. So she’d pay. And luckily I knew just what I could do about it.

[F/M] [vanilla sex, oral, panty kink] I miss you and your lacy panties…

It always happens when I am alone. I can’t help but think about you and those sexy lacy panties of yours. The lacy bright blue thong that you would wear underneath your slacks. My favorite one of your little collection.

First we would be making out for a good while. God you were a good kisser. When we kissed it just felt right. A mixed of tongue and intensity as my hands would always trail down to your belt buckle. Unbuttoning you as I would then pull down your pants a bit.

And there is would be. The bright blue lacy flower pattern tent I see happening makes my pussy wet. I waste no time pulling the panties to the side to see your cock fully erect. I wink playfully at you as I would usually start to lick and suck the too of your thick cock. You had a good 7 inch length. But your cock was just so wonderfully thick!

I take your whole length into my mouth. My head bobbing a bit. Then taking your cock all the way into my mouth. My tongue then would lick around the base of your cock. My tongue pressing against your shaft. That would always get the best moans out of you. God I miss sucking on your cock.

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Wild Week chapter 3 (family fun)

CHAPTER 3 : Tuesday

Billy didn’t wake until 9 the next morning when his alarm went off. Groggily, he reached out and groped for the off button. “Shit,” he cursed, squinting at the clock. He had missed Brianna. He remembered how her tits had bobbled under her T-shirt at supper last night, her nipples poking out on either side of the teddy bear on her chest. He rolled out of bed, checked Madeline’s window through the binoculars, seeing no sign of her, then went down the hall to the bathroom. After taking a leak, he went downstairs and got a bowl of cereal, eating it in front of the TV watching American Gladiators. When he finished, he went back up to his room and got dressed for practice. He decided he had better wake Mom before leaving.

He went down the hall to her door and raised his hand to knock, but hesitated. Instead, he slowly turned the doorknob, opening the door an inch as silently as he could, and peeked in through the crack. The door was only a few feet from Mom’s side of the bed, with her night table between the two. His breath caught as he saw Mom sleeping, lying on her back with one arm across her face and her mouth open. She had no covers on and her short white nightgown was hiked up around her waist, revealing the large bushy triangle of her dark red-brown muff. He eased the door open quietly and crept over to the side of the bed.

She Wore Blue

The sticky, summer heat hasn’t left the air, even though the sun left us hours ago. My flashlight cuts through the night to find branches, brambles, and the ever elusive hem of her dress as she skips ahead, showing the way to some secluded spot she assures me is something special. Her words, mostly.

She slows up ahead, twirls once, then stops. She’s finding it. We must be close. I pick up my pace, narrowing the gap between us, and she skitters off again just as I’m close enough to reach out and touch.

The trees clear, and the brush beneath our feet turns to solid stone. At least, solid stone up until the edge, where the rock face drops ten feet into a lake. She stands at the cliff’s edge, so close her toes almost curl over. Breathless, chest heaving, she looks back to me, her grin stretching from ear to ear.

“What do you think?”

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The Adventures of Kuri – A Sex Stuffed Sci-Fi Space Extravaganza! Prologue – Meet Kuri!

*Hello hello hello! I’m getting around to writing up a long term sci-fi series focused on a character of mine named Kuri! Oh, and don’t worry, there’s lots and lots of sex of course!! I’ll skim over the more worldbuilding, science-y parts of the intro (to the extent that I can), but if your interested or have any questions just shoot me a message! Enjoy!!!*

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In a galaxy far far away, there is a planet not bound to any star, free to travel galaxies few and far between. This planet is called Malonumas. Now, a planet that is so isolated by the frigid darkness of space is not a place you would think that life would thrive. But Malonumas is not just a planet, but a living god. Dying, but alive, its heavy breaths creating a warm atmosphere that the Imbarian people, along with a large amount of wildlife, survive on. The Imbarian people were crafted out of chaotic sexual energy by Malonumas. More or less the idea was “if there constantly fucking themselves silly, they won’t have conflict”. So, certain adjustments were made, heightening their sense of pleasure, increasing their libido, making them come in all shapes and sizes, allowing there bodies to orgasm more or less until stimulation stops. Women’s vaginas have a special flesh that lets them stretch to accommodate any partner’s size while always feeling tight, their orgasms are powerful, their nectar is sweet, breasts plump, saliva almost identical to lube. So more or less, they are sexually perfect, thus are sought out by pirates and nobles alike as prize wives and sex slaves.

Staying Dry [premature ejaculation] [asian sph] [embarrassed]

The first thing that every freshman BioChem student comes to hate about Seattle University is the punishing and perplexing schedule. Freshman year begins with 4 mandatory core classes in the discipline, with labs, plus a single elective, but, the workload isn’t the whole problem. Somehow, after many years of complaints, the scheduling office has never figured out a way to organize the core classes into one manageable chunk of time. Because of this, the BioChem cohort spends 10-12 hours on campus at least 3 days a week, with many long unnecessary periods of aimless downtime.

It was a Thursday afternoon in a first-floor, drop-ceiling classroom at Seattle University, and it was raining (like always) when the Calc 1 class Mark Chen was in finally concluded. The professor finished his thought and turned to erase the board as the students filed out into the hallway, digging into their bags for umbrellas and jackets.

Porn-Making Teens’ Nightmare, part 1 [Gangbang] [MF] [non-consent] [teen] [outdoor] [forced] [taped]

[I first posted this story in another site under the author name Name Is Hard. It is all fictional and very vaguely inspired by a few real porn-makers]

As Lula, an 18-years old French Vietnamese girl, sways her barely covered hip, flaunts her exposed, long and toned legs doing a catwalk through the woods just outside of New York City, her boyfriend Jamie feels himself beginning to harden.

But still, his camera is steady, keeping Lula right in the middle of the video frame. Her black, straight and almost hip-length long hair moved by the gentle breeze.

He continues to voice his commands in French-accented English, as the two of them move further into the woods, ‘keep going… spin around for me, yes yes, that’s nice, give us a smile… slowly pull up your top…’

Story requests *seem* to be okay, so any requests?

New to reddit in general and new to the subreddit too, but erotica is something I’ve been working on and off with for 8ish years. I love writing stories and was wondering if anyone had a desire to request scenarios or anything? I really want to write just in general but have trouble maintaining ideas, so maybe having somebody wanting results could help push me.

Thank you!

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(Not) (F)ucking (m)y hot Latino neighbor

J has lived next door to me for nearly a year, coming and going without me giving him a second thought. Throughout this time I’ve been in a struggling relationship, prioritizing mental as well as physical faithfulness to my partner. But after months of trying and failing to single-handedly keep our relationship afloat, the strain became too much and I gave up. Now under-sexed, alone, and unable to meet anyone else socially because pandemic, it didn’t take long for me to notice my neighbor noticing me.

It started with yardwork. Early in the pandemic I decided to establish a garden, hoping to make being home all the time more bearable by making my house and yard as nice as I could. Sometimes while working outside, covered in sweat and dirt from pulling up weeds and overturning earth, J. would pass by. He always smiled at me under his mask, soft brown eyes crinkled around the edges and shining at me, looking for long enough that his attraction was obvious. Even though more than half the time he wore his mask wrong, slipped below his nose – something that ordinarily infuriates me, like the lustful hypocrite I am I still couldn’t help but smile back at him regardless.

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