We have been close friends for as long as I can remember but the last few years, thanks to college and other life obligations we gradually spent less and less time together.
That was, until last night when we both decided to hope into a discord call and play some yugioh together on dueling nexus. Things were going well, us insulting one another in the manner typical of our friendship. He would call me a whore, I would call him a fuck boi and so on. Little did he know that secretly, him degrading me was actually quite arousing for me. And so I casually made the joke that if he won the next game I would give him joi because thats how “certain” I was that I would win.
I threw the game, hard.
And so, he jokingly referenced the conditions of his victory, as I very much doubt he thought I was being serious. I was not so certain myself to be completely honest, but I very much wanted him to ask about it, and he did. And that was all the opportunity I needed to take good care of one of my oldest friends.