I’ve never been happier to look at a schedule than during that time. If Alan or Sarah was working, I knew I would be having fun, either gossiping about the crazy sex they were having or having some of my own later that night. There was a problem though. Sarah and I both had boyfriends. In fact, I was living with mine. He was used to me not coming home after shifts because I’d crash with coworkers lots, but there’s no hiding the aura of having gotten double teamed by men like I did with Alan and Lou or getting the best head of my life from Sarah. He knew something was up. My main concern was putting it off for long enough that I’d get to enjoy my new sex life. In my head, he’d find out, we’d argue, I’d promise to stop, and I would. Things would go back to normal. But it didn’t happen that way.