I was about 24, 5’11 235 not to long after college. I was on a dry spell. I played football in college so getting laid was never overly difficult even for a displaced linemen. Im not impressing anyone with my shirt off, but stocky large shoulders, legs, etc.
So decided to try some internet dating. Had a couple fun dates some weird ones, got blown off or ghosted way more than not. Decided to search out of my age range a bit. Until Shelly messages me.
If I was walking down the street I wouldnt have even goven her a second look. 43 5’3 chubby bordering on BBW, blonde, ass you just want to stuff your face in. But Shelly’s confidence was through the roof. Thats sexy to me, she knew what she wanted and knew how to get it.
We start flirting right away, usually takes days of messaging and a few dates before the innuendos get heavy, not in this case. We chat via the app for most of the night, finally asked for Shelly’s number. Shelly responded “about time been waiting for you to ask”. Needless to say went from 6 to midnight quickly (dry spell remember).
I text “whats up”
Shelly ” hard dicks and airplanes”