Author: ZeroDarkPenis

My [48M] user review of a hooking up with a Zoomer [18F] for 6 months. Learned a lot and it was a satisfying… er, cultural experience. “10/10, would smash again” – is that how you say it? [MF]

So ex-wife and I divorced about ten years ago and I’ve been comfortably single ever since. Back in January, before COVID really became a thing, I was cruising some of my favorite GW porn subreddits and saw a new poster who really impressed me. New-ish account, didn’t seem to be spamming, and of course, she was super hot.

Now, I don’t typically PM gonewild girls, because I’m positive they’re buried with pathetic messages from guys. But for whatever reason, I made an exception and dropped her a line. And I guess she thought I sounded interesting, because she responded.

Turns out, “Sarah” was 18 (she actually just turned 19 the other week) and a high school senior. Obviously, I assumed this was BS, right? But we kept chatting, and no red flags went up. She asked if I wanted to text, and eventually, that turned to FaceTime. And, yep… she was legit. Very pretty girl, too – long dark brown curls, green eyes, amazing curves, very pretty smile. She thought I was pretty handsome, too. (In an abundance of caution, I actually asked to see her ID to confirm she was 18. She showed me.) Read more »

Reddit + OnlyFans turned my girlfriend into a porn star. Here’s how it happened – and thank you!! Paying for porn gets you better porn. (AMA if you want) [MF]

“Hannah” and I moved in together in the fall of last year. She’s 26, I’m 31. She was a new attorney at a small local firm and I work in tech from home.

**March:**

When COVID hit, we locked down hard & early (both of us have elderly parents who are immuno-compromised). It was super boring for a while. One night, I made a joke about r/Gonewild (she was a very casual redditor mostly on dog pictures). She laughed and made a crack about posting her tits. I said she should try it, and… well, she did (under a new account). It was nothing much – just a well-lit shot of her flashing the camera, no face or identifying features. And it got hundreds of upvotes!

About Hannah: she’s short-to-medium height, dark brunette, 34C tits. Extremely flashable. Kinda shy (at this time). She’s naturally very pretty, but knows how to really crank up the hotness for special occasions.

So Hannah was pretty chuffed about that and suggested doing it again. She wasn’t sure how I’d react, but I was totally into it. She posted again, and again, reddit loved it. It was huge for her confidence, and it definitely turned her on, too (which I definitely benefited from). Read more »