I’m still shaking as I type this
Okay so I’m on a holiday with my friends. There’s four boys and then me. We were at the pool earlier when one of them took a video of my ass while I was talking to the other, I caught him and started laughing and he says “ass on that”. I gave him a slap and jokingly told him to fuck off.
That was it for a while as we sat drinking. I was listening to them eye up girls at the pool, boys being boys. They were talking about one and said she had a nice ass and then one of them goes “not as nice as Ciaras” (mine). I told them to behave and then asked what the obsession with my ass was and they got into this massive debate with each other about what makes an ass good and apparently (in their words not mine) my ass is “just perfect”. I was like huh, that’s a nice compliment lmao.