Author: ZeekOwl91

[MF] I went down on my girlfriend after I found her masturbating.

This happened a couple of weeks before last Christmas. My group was given the rest of the day off from work because we managed to finish our project early. What made this better was that it was a Friday, and my girlfriend(let’s call her *Vee*) was already at home, enjoying her annual leave.

On my way home, I tried calling her but it kept going straight to voicemail. The voicemail greeting said she was at home but busy with something, so that gave me some relief knowing that she was at home.

I get to our apartment and use the key to open the door, but I notice that she didn’t put the chain on. Then I think to myself that I need to remind her of [the time my parents came in on a surprise visit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/75w3ul/whats_your_most_nsfw_family_moment/do9exlb/), and that we should make sure the door’s properly secured, even if we’re at home.

I walk in and see that she’s not in the living room or the kitchen, but then I hear some sounds coming from the hall, sounds coming from the bedroom. As I get closer to the room, I hear the distinct sounds of moaning and panting. Now my brain’s trying to process this sound, and I find myself both aroused and furious at the same time. Read more »

[MF] Went down on my girlfriend while she was on the phone with her mom… A bit humorous!

I had just gotten back from a friendly rugby match with some friends, so I went back to my girlfriend’s place to shower and change. After the shower, I was just in my towel(couldn’t find a bathrobe) and could hear her talking in the living room. Every second day, my girlfriend calls her mom.

Now on this particular day I was extremely horny and wanted to eat her out badly. She was sitting on the couch, she had one of my t-shirts on(looked quite loose on her) and big, loose fitting long pants. Our eyes met, and I tried to signal what I wanted to do to her(my eyes pointing at her crotch while I licked my lips). But she gave me an angry/ annoyed look, and she mouthed *I’m on the phone with my mom!*. So I mouthed back *Okay*, and walked straight to where she was sitting. I got to her and went down on my knees. I placed my hands on her knees, phone still next to her head(I could hear her mom saying something about buying tomatoes at the market or something), one hand holding her phone while the other was trying to brush my hands from her knees. She tried to wiggle away, but I gripped her knees pretty tight, then went straight for her hips and ripped those long pants right off. Read more »

[MF] Do Not Google “2 girls, 1 cup.” [funny story]

I was hanging out with my girlfriend at her apartment last night when I got a text from a friend of mine. The text said: *You should check out this hot clip I just found, it’s called “2 girls, 1 cup.” Go ahead, Google it! You’ll thank me later!*

So I was on the couch with my laptop and called my gf over for me to show her. I got to Googling, but what we saw was… **Horrifying!!!**

I had completely forgotten what *2 girls, 1 cup* was! I almost gagged, and my gf was dashing for the bathroom. That Google search was the fastest mood killer in history! Here I was thinking it would get things going, instead of killing it completely.

We spent the rest of the night watching cartoons and animations to try and cleanse our brains of the horrible imagery!
I’m going to buy a shotgun now, and show my friend my *appreciation!!!*

When the [MFF] threesome is the best experience you have in your whole life!

The first time my girlfriend[24F] and I[25M] had a threesome was with this random girl we met at a bar two years ago. I think she was 20, maybe 21(we were 22 and 23 back then). My girlfriend(let’s call her Vee) and I were there having a few drinks with some friends of ours, and I noticed the girl at the other end of the room and how she kept looking at us(she winked at me once or twice). I told Vee about the girl, but she said to just ignore her. So our friends left early, but we decided to stay a little longer and enjoy the rest of the night. Then suddenly the girl(let’s call her Kate) walks right up to us and starts complimenting us on how we look cute together, how she liked Vee’s skirt and top, how we had symmetrical looking faces(weird thing to say IMO) and all that jazz. Then she flat out asked us, “You guys interested in a threesome?!” Read more »

[MF] You wanna… Finish me off?!

I had just gotten back a little sooner than expected from a family function and really wanted to see my girlfriend, so I thought I’d drop by her place and surprise her. I got to her place and noticed music blaring pretty loudly, so I let myself in. I made my way up to her room, music still blasting, and I opened the door slowly. There she was, with nothing but a vest top on, lying face down and playing with herself. Just the mere sight of her writhing in pleasure was enough to get me so hard, but I knew I should approach her without spoiling her fun, and I wanted in on the action as well. I took my shirt off and moved towards the window to draw the curtains, but she noticed my shadow and jumped up and instinctively threw what was in her hand: Her vibrator! It hit straight across the face, her juices sprayed over my nose and lips. She stood there across the bed, wide eyed and confused, she started to ask, “I thought you were getting back next week?!” But before she finished asking, I knelt down to pick up her vibrator and proceeded to licking it clean! The next thing I knew, she was dashing over the bed, slapping the vibrator from my hand and gives me a long, deep but desperate kiss! “You wanna… Finish me off?!” she asked with a cheeky grin. I picked her up, kissing her deeply and placed her on the bed but knelt on the floor. “I’d love to!” Her body was so warm, and sweaty, but I didn’t mind one bit. I started kissing her feet, slowly making my way up. She flinched when I got to her inner thighs, my hands caressing her stomach and slowly on to her breasts, feeling her hard nipples. “Oh my god, babe! I’m so close now!” That’s when I finally kissed and licked her moist lips. As I lapped up her wetness, she arched her back and pressed her chest out. The view of her breasts and hard nipples was a glorious sight. Then she grabbed my head with both hands, and started to grind to each flick of my tongue. Her climax was swift and sudden, her body reduced to a sweaty convulsing pile of flesh. “Babe, that was… I really… Wait, is that sweat on your face or…” “It’s definitely not *sweat* babe!” We spent the rest of the afternoon and evening just enjoying each other’s bodies. Let’s just say we made a lot of new but awesome memories!