To start things off, I basically had a shit week at work across the board, and the only positive has been the fact it’s rained all week. So last night, after finishing up at the strip club and driving home, a thunderstorm had rolled in, and I was determined to enjoy it. Now I’m one of those people who is completely enamoured by the rain, like taking walks in it or just being outside, watching and listening to it, this time was no different. When I got home, Hubby & NV were both already in bed, but I didn’t really care since I went to what we refer to as our “playroom / red room” and retrieved one of my skimpy microkinis that had crotchless bottoms, which really wasn’t needed, but they’re super cute nonetheless. Also, for anyone curious, we keep all our sexy outfits in this “special” room in case someone happens to be sleeping. That way, we don’t have to go make a ruckus in the bedroom and wake them up. It’s just a way we try to be respectful to each other.
Author: ZealousRenegade
[MFF] Sucking the soul out of my hubby at 3am
My hubby definitely didn’t see this one coming, and admittedly neither did I. What initially prompted all of this was a dream, well, more of a night terror that I was having. From what I remember, it involved something about my old church that my family was kicked out of, my husband being possessed by some being, and me naked, handcuffed, and on my knees. The other members of the church were also present, hurling insults and slurs, and I was forced to show them I was a slut or something. Anyway, the events of this dream had a lasting effect as I woke up in a cold sweat.
Now quick side note, the way we were positioned in the bed last night was hubby was in the middle laying on his side, NV (my sister-wife for those that don’t already know) was behind him with her back parallel to his, and me in front snuggled up against him, leaving absolutely no room for Jesus.
[MF] Valentine’s day at the strip club
This is an overdue follow-up to a post I made previously regarding how I was taking pole dancing classes in preparation for Valentine’s Day. As a brief recap, basically, I did an awkward striptease on Halloween that left me unsatisfied with my skills. So one of my coworkers who teaches pole dancing classes and is a dancer herself took me under her wing. Fast forward 5 months later, come Valentine’s day, I was feeling very confident with my routine.
[F] Secretly Finding Hubby’s Porn Stash
This took place a while back, around the time we had just gotten married, but the day I discovered my hubby’s porn stash was the equivalent of me getting the cheat code for our sex lives. I’m well aware that there are competing views when it comes to guys and porn stashes but hear me out, this was a game-changer. He had it stored in a random folder, which I figure is pretty common for most guys, and it wasn’t till I was trying to clear file space that I happened to stumble upon it. At first, I was a little shocked because the folder size was in the 100’s of gigs. Truthfully I didn’t understand why he needed all of it, seeing as they were mainly photo sets of models with a few videos sprinkled amongst them.
At that point, my brain was telling me to back out and just let him keep his secrets, but my naughty side told me to keep going down the rabbit hole. Needless to say, I spent close to two hours looking at these models, watching porn videos, and learning all about what my husband loves in a sexual sense and some of the things he wanted to try. BDSM and public play being major ones. So after spending those hours fingering myself and enjoying a few orgasms, I started taking notes. Locations, toys, equipment, everything I could think of to make his fantasies a reality, and it’s really paid off for the better.
[MF] Blowing the teacher my mom had a crush on
Just a mild slut story, from my final year in high school and after I turned 18, I had one slut goal that I always wanted to accomplish: blowing the teacher that my mom told my sisters and me that she had a crush on. Now with her choice in profession, she always hoped that one day he would end up cheating on his wife to come and receive some of her services. Well, from being in his class, it was clear that was never going to happen. He was an intimidating man and one that all the students hated because of how strict he was, which made me want to break him even more. However, I didn’t want to be the “I slept with my teacher for a better grade” girl since I did do pretty good in school. So I needed another way to get his attention which was when I embraced my inner slut to get me results.
[MF] Secret Sex at Ikea
This was probably one of my greatest achievements thus far as a slut, although the logistics of it was a nightmare. This happened prior to the pandemic. Hubby and I would go every weekend to Ikea to do recon to find the best spot for the two of us to do the dirty. Over the course of about two months of going there every Saturday morning, we finally found a showroom bathroom that we felt would be amazing to fulfill this fantasy of ours. Normally what we’d do is we’d arrive, then go to the area and just see how busy it would be and how many people would check behind the shower curtain. In all honestly, it was less than I had imagined but often enough that it was obvious time would be of the essence if we tried to pull this off. From there, we’d always sneak in, make out and dry hump in the shower just to get a feel of it and the space. There wasn’t a whole lot of room since it was roughly a 2×2 square, but we figured if we did a modified standing doggy style, we’d have a chance.
[MF] My Freeuse Contract
Based on the title, I think It’s obvious what it’s about. Now, this all happened back in 2015, a month or two after the first 50 shades of grey movie came out, and a hubby and I were getting ready to move to Canada as a married couple. We had been officially married for close to two months, and everything was amazing. I had bonded with my inlaws, Hubby and I were next to inseparable, and our sex life was very healthy. However, my mother-in-law seemed to take note of our sex life, from likely overhearing us getting wild. Then one day, when Hubby and my father-in-law went out golfing. My mother-in-law approached me while I was finishing up some immigration documents and handed me a booklet of paper. Now at this point, Hubby and I had seen fifty shades of grey. However, I never expected my mother-in-law had as well, as she handed me what was a free use contract that she and my father-in-law had each signed.
[MFF] Losing My Anal V Card
This last weekend Hubby and I finally took the plunge, and he claimed my anal V card years after taking my other one. Anyway, this all started a couple of weekends back when Hubby, my sister-wife NV, and I gathered for our weekly family time. Seeing as I had just upgraded to the biggest plug in my anal training kit, Hubby said he wanted to try anal. Of course, I was hesitant but had a hunch that this was going to happen. I had been using training plugs for close to three months, and I was itching to lose my anal V card just as much as my Hubby wanted to take it. However, to our surprise, our sister-wife has also started to show some interest in doing anal as well. So Hubby said I can oversee her training once I’m officially done using the training plugs.
[MF] The Naked Test
So I’m not really sure if this would be considered wholesome or slutty, but here it goes anyway. This takes place back after my husband and I had first made our relationship official, and I was on the tail end of my wild streak. Basically, to sum things up, in the initial months of my husband’s and I’s relationship, I put him through multiple forms of tests to see how he’d react and to also confirm that he was still the nice guy that I originally grew up with and lost my virginity years prior to. Which is another story in itself that may or may not be shared. Anyway, it was after school, and my family was still out, leaving just me and Hubby by ourselves. At this point, we had reignited the flame in our relationship and would make out fairly regularly and grope each other, but that was as far as we had gone. Yet I was really hoping to change that, to be the one that would tame Hubby’s inner beast, so I devised what I refer to as “The Naked Test.”
[MF] Exercising turns into sexercising during the pandemic
So since the pandemic started and the gyms have closed, my spouses and I have had to find alternative means of working out from home with the luxury of being naked while we do it. From running up staircases, going for walks, basic exercise, or just some light weight lifting in my sister wife, and I’s case, and far heavier lifts when it comes to hubby. Now I didn’t realize this prior but having spent nearly the last two years watching my husband work out at home has been so fucking sexy. I thought I couldn’t be more attracted to this man prior, but my god, was I wrong. When he first started working out, I was the one who had to drag him with me to the gym, which is how he went from nerd to buff nerd, but this time around, I didn’t need to convince him in the slightest. Every morning it’s the same thing, a hundred pushups, fifty to sixty jumping jacks, seventy situps, a shit ton of arm curls and floor presses, then a 5 km walk at some point during the day. Now I’ve seen him work out at the gym, and it’s hot, but seeing him do all of this, completely naked, has been some of the best jilling material I’ve ever witnessed.