Anal trading during [M]eeting

So I live in a van #vanlife…

I go to dig out my butt plug, it’s a bit buried just in case someone went rumbling through when I was traveling with my buddies. I only have 20 minutes to find it and get it in before my next meeting starts. I finally find it and see my dommes text saying “big plug bitch boy😈” so I run into PF so I can freshen up a bit (haven’t showered in a few days, live in a van) go and take a whores bath… and then

I realize it’s been a while and I realize the worst way possible.. by trying to get it in. I push and squat and nothing it’s just too big! But I ain’t no bitch like my domme says I’m a real bitch and if I decide I want to shove a massive plug in my ass I’m going to do it goddamnit also I won’t disappoint my queen. So I lay down on the floor and toot my butt up in the air.

Bachelor party Mil[F] [M]eetup

It was the end of a long bachelor party weekend where I met many sexy people in The Big Easy but despite meeting folks at bars, Feeld, etc I wasn’t having the greatest luck, but I was hopeful that I would to be able to end the weekend with a bang. Boy was I in for a treat! I lost my group to the many many strip clubs in NOLA but again I was on a mission to give out some orgasms I hadn’t had sex in months and wasn’t sure if I still knew how. I venture out alone just after midnight knowing if I don’t find any suitors I can find the homies at some strip club and bro out.

I enter a bar, it’s crowded the ratchet twerking songs were playing… Perfect, this is the place. I have to find someone here,the dance moves are top tier. I start shaking my ass, getting twerked on but as I come up from twerking and Up by Cardi B is playing and I see her across the dance floor.