Author: ynwa562

Becoming someone’s chew toy [MF]

My coworker’s roommate is hot, Sam is her name and she was introduced by my coworker the first time I was their apartment. So I got to know her and as turns out she was a great person who was working hard to get ahead in life. She had friend zoned me recently after I tried to getting closer during my coworker’s birthday party and have been pretty much relegated to the usual texting banter among friends and the occasional hangout at a local bar.

Our mutual friend was out of town, but she wanted to go out and after no one was available I was the only choice left. We ended at the same a bar as usual and had a couple of drinks with another friend who was already there, as midnight approached we decided to go to the local cinema to catch a midnight showing. Anyways past 2 AM the 3 of us ended up at Sam’s apartment up the street. Sam’s friend passed out on the floor as soon as he got in while I headed for the couch. Read more »

[MF]A casual encounter with a twist.

I used to work retail, at home improvement store. Most likely is the one you’re thinking of. Weekday mornings are the best, you run into lonely house women, those who have nothing going on after 9 AM and casually stroll in the aisles. In this case it was a tall Latina, dressed in all the comfortable things a woman should wear every morning after dropping the kids at school or hitting the gym. She came along looking for something to keep ants away from coming into her house. After being unable locate someone to help her(typical), She found me and demanded my assistance. As a natural bullshitter, I quickly pointed out what She needed, the fact that I “worked here” was good enough for her to accept my offer. Personally I like helping customers, and more if the customers are fucking hot. You can also assume that this was not my department, so I quickly got back to my area of work before my bitchy boss threw another tantrum. Read more »