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How to Seduce a Woman- Sometimes men need a little guidance.

“You know why you’re single, Will,” my mouth said. A slight slur was audibly perceptible as I’d likely had too much wine.

“What?”

“Well, why you’re single.” I could hardly back down now. No matter how hypocritical it was. Here we were, sitting on his couch, after a friendly dinner, a bottle of wine and several drinks. The both of us single, and no love life on the horizon. Will’s love life seemed easier to fix than my own.

“Do tell. Why am I single?” he asked sardonically. It had been awhile since he’d humoured my desire to psycho-analyze him.

“Well,” I began after setting my now empty cocktail glass on the coffee table and settling back on the couch, one leg tucked under the other. “You’re too shy. And you don’t know how to go about seducing a woman.”

“What?” he pouted. Of course he pouted. His fragile male ego couldn’t allow him to admit that, yes, he was rather hopeless in the art of seduction.

“Even I’ll admit you’re a great catch. You’ve got that tall, dark and handsome thing going on. You’ve got all your teeth, a good job, and you don’t live with your parents. So what’s the snag? You don’t know how to seduce a woman, that’s what,” I declared matter-of-factly. Read more »

Lockdown Love, I Fucked My Daughter

“You should put some clothes on before you come down here, and stop walking around the house like you were still ten years old. You’re eighteen now Rachael, you should act like it.” I told her, the slightest sternness to my tone.

“But you liked it didn’t you daddy?” She said smiling, toying with me. “Didn’t you?” She said, now pulling at my cheek jokingly, trying to make me laugh.

She always liked to play games. It was impossible to admit that I liked what I’d seen. She was my daughter, how could I?
Being a dad is a pretty tough job, the stresses and strains of bringing up kids can be overwhelming and my teenager daughter had always been a handful. Going through high school it was clear to me that Rachael was an exceptionally clever kid and she would need a lot of money spent on her in the form of private tutors for all of her subjects. As early as ten or eleven her ability far outpaced everyone in her class and even her entire grade and I was rarely able to help her with her homework anymore. She had to change high schools twice before she hit eighteen because every time she went to a smarter one she would soon outpace everyone and eventually need another new high school. Read more »

Playing with the BabySitter, Taking advantage when he caught me off balance.

I enjoy baby-sitting but it can be a pain in the neck sometimes. Today was one of those days. It had been hot and humid and the kids had been grumpy. They’d been reluctant to eat their dinner and didn’t want to play, or to watch TV, or to read a book, or to lie down. They did want to whinge and fight and complain that it was hot and that there was nothing to do.

After dinner I finished up dumping them both in a cool bath and let them play in the water. I’d have to mop up the bathroom afterwards but it would be worth it for some relative peace and quiet.

Eventually the little monsters quietened down. I hauled them out of the bath, put them in pyjamas, and tucked them into bed. Heaven be thanked, they both went to sleep. I guess the heat and humidity and the whinging and fighting had worn them out. I spent the next half hour just keeping an eye on them, making sure they were really asleep. Read more »

Being Helpful- Brother finds ways to help his sister’s period cramps.

I woke up Saturday morning, laying in the bed for a few more minutes to stretch. I then waited for my morning wood to subside before getting up and putting on a tshirt and some jogging pants over the boxer briefs I slept in. I briefly contemplated masturbating but knowing my sister, Octavia, was usually home and awake Saturday mornings kept me from doing so. There had been plenty of times she burst into my room unannounced, yanking off my covers and laughingly shouting “rise and shine!” so if she was home, I just couldn’t risk it.

So, I left my room and headed to the bathroom to pee. The door was halfway open already and when I swung it the rest of the way, I saw Octavia doubled over on the cold, hard bathroom floor wearing beige knee high socks and a black knit sweater, and as far as I could tell, that’s *all* she was wearing. Her ensemble left her warm ivory thighs bare for me to momentarily glare at. I had never seen her thighs look so sexy before and my guy instincts had me gazing curiously at the hem of the sweater, wondering what was underneath. But only for a second. I pulled my eyes back down near my feet, to her head which she didn’t lift to look at me. So all I saw was the messy curls of her shoulder-length, black hair. Read more »

Getting My Pussy Eaten by a Man

Your hands run up and down my body, sliding over every curve. Your right hand twirls my hair between your fingers. Our lips meet in a fiery, passionate embrace, your hands drop down to my shorts. Your hands gently squeeze my luscious ass, I can feel that warm throbbing in my midriff bursting into life and grow warm.

You gently push me onto the bed, as you gently take my top off, revealing my red lacy bra underneath. Our lips press against each other, we break apart, close enough I can still feel your breath on my neck as you kiss my ear and whisper, “Don’t move, don’t make a sound.” The sound of your deep manly voice makes my pussy grow wet.

You hear me let out a long excited sigh and moan in answer, as a smile now spreads across your face. Your hand now traces a line from my shoulder down my spine, until you reach the clasp on my bra, where you unclasp it. Read more »

Accidental TKO- She climbs into his lap and gets accidentally impaled! nsfw

During spring exams

Darterrius sat on his bed stroking his meat, he had woken before his alarm clock and decided to pound one out prior to football practice. Glancing at the doorway, he noticed it was slightly ajar, his lazy roommate must have left it open. Figuring that no one was awake this early, he didn’t bother to get up.

At six foot four, and skin the colour of a walnut Darterrius was a powerful man, his arms were large and muscular, and his shoulders well formed. Football was the sport he played; but what he truly loved was boxing. He liked the feints, the punches, and especially the knock-outs! On his two walls were his hero’s, Cassius Clay, and Mike Tyson.

He didn’t think about either of them however as he jerked off, he was focused on the VHS cassette playing on his TV. On it were two Jamaican men so black they were almost purple, and tag-teaming a petite blonde haired woman. He liked the colour contrast, but he especially liked how the video ended.

Reaching into his top drawer, he pulled out his lubricant and shot a big squirt into his large hand, then applied it to his eight inches of ebony man-meat. He liked it slippery! Read more »

The Photo Shoot- My wife’s photo shoot goes further than intended!

“Okay, I thought we could start with a couple of pictures of you sitting and then standing,” Eddie said, picking up the camera as Leanne guided Nicola on to the chair. She seated herself, and Eddie started snapping, pausing only to check the last few shots, before moving to another angle.

“Keep moving,” he suggested, “Rest your hands on your head. Pose however you feel comfortable.”

Nicola did really well, moving to a standing pose, resting on the chair, then Eddie took numerous shots of her standing in front of a backdrop and then finally seated in some black silk cushions.

“Fantastic,” he said when he’d finally finished. “I’ll go upload these to my PC and then shout you over for a look.”

“I enjoyed that,” Nicola said quietly in my ear as he left us, which surprised me but made me happy too.

Leanne told Nicola that she’d done a great job, and led us back in to the changing rooms for Nicola to get changed back in to her own clothes, leaving us alone for a moment.

“You were like a proper model,” I said honestly, “You really seemed to get into it.” Read more »

Melody’s Father – A teenage girl brings her friend home to her loving father. [F/D/F] [Incest] [ageplay]

It was late afternoon by the time the two ran low on money, and it was also right around then that they realized they hadn’t eaten anything since they split a bagel before heading to the beach that morning.

Melody counted out her change onto her friend Kelly’s dashboard. The light turned green, and Kelly accelerated in the only way that teenage girls can accelerate, and the change went everywhere. Into Melody’s skirted lap, between the seats, onto the floor.

“Shit,” said Melody, but apathetically.

Kelly giggled, swerving slightly as she did so. Melody rolled up her window and reached for the air conditioning in the car. The south Florida sun wasn’t any kinder in October than it was in June and nor was the humidity.

With the breeze out of their hair, Melody examined herself in the car mirror, pulling strands of blonde hair from her cleavage, re-arranging her strategically buttoned top.

Melody looked over at Kelly without her noticing. She did this often, comparing their bodies, unsure of herself but sure enough to dress as if she were 100% certain that she was a head turner. Which, of course, she was. Read more »

Caught in the Office – Caught masturbating in the office by a young client. [exhib] [voyeurism]

In the peak of the heat of summer the mercury had risen to a sweltering 37 degrees. The air conditioning in the office had broken and the sweat was running off my body. I had been finishing up some paperwork while waiting for my last client to arrive. It was already well past five and the office was long since deserted.

When the paperwork was done I headed to the office door and pushed it closed. I had obviously been stood up. It was nothing new, actually it happened quite frequently. People forget that I have a life too and I don’t sit and wait for them to call. I dropped back into my chair and reached for the computer.

I thought I would give my client five more minutes or at least until I read a couple of stories from this hot erotic story site I had found. I searched through the new story list eager to find something that struck my fancy or other areas. It was then that I found it, a story about a girl who liked to flash and tease guys in public. A casual flash from under her skirt revealed her lack of panties and modesty. This type of story started a nice warm little fire deep inside me. Read more »

[F]irst Time at the Gynecologist – My first time at the gynecologist.

I’d been offered a typing post with the Civil Service. I’d left college after my 5th Year and after taking several typing exams I’d waited for the right job. The interview had gone swimmingly and i was due to start the following fortnight providing my references were ok and subject to a medical.

The alarm woke me from a deep slumber, I reached over and turned it off and cuddled up to my pillow. Gradually I came round and decided to get up. My doctor’s appointment was at 10:00 and i need to leave the house by 9:30. I threw back the bed sheets and blankets and felt the cool morning air. I brought my long legs up and placed them on the floor, stretching my arms as i did so. I stood up and my bunched up pink baby doll nightie fell down to my thighs. I picked up a towel, went into the bathroom turned on the shower. Went to the toilet, did a wee, wiped myself and checked the tissue, thankfully my period had finished the day before and I was all clear. I would have hated to have gone to the doctor’s wearing a Dr. Whites. Read more »