How do you cheer up a dreary Vacation? Deepthroat. [MF]

My wife and I were on Vacation, and it wasn’t going as well as we hoped. We were in Orlando, FL, to hit up the theme parks for a week and we got a discounted room at a timeshare resort because we were interested in purchasing. We were a bit naive though, because once they saw our interest it felt like South Park in Aspen. That basically killed a day of theme parking for us.

When we finally got to the parks the next day, there was steady rain, which put a damper on things. That evening, the promo for the local news was: “More rain in the forecast – will it end before the weekend? Find out at 11.” The next day when we woke up it was raining hard and it was supposed to be that way the whole day, so we decided to just stay in. After lunch, the wife was sitting on the bed, going over the plan we had for the week and trying to see what we could still fit in.