G'day, I'm Craig and the shiela I fucked a cuppa days ago has the name Belinda. She's good fuckin' sort, big titties, sandy blonde hair, a few freckles – nuthin to freak out about, she's got nice long legs with great hips. She works out, hits the gym, eats rabbit food and drinks them healthy little drinks for softies. It's all good, makes her a fuckin little nymph. And boy is she the the nymph.
I met Belinda a cuppa years ago, she was the daughter of this townie, some fuckwit who owned a health shop. We are pretty bloody rural, why the fuck we need a health shop when all there is, is fresh produce is beyond me. Anyway her father is a right cunt. He's one of them uptight D-bags that thinks he is better than everyone else in town. Won't even mingle with the rest of the farmers and townies at the local pub on trivia night. He also thinks his daughter, Belinda is the Angel sent from above. Behold her majesty. Anyway, I had never talked to her before, because she only visited on weekends, her parents were divorced – probably because he is a closet homosexual and who the fuck would wanna stay married to his tight arse – excuse the pun. He really needs to get a root and pop outa that obstinate closet of his. So anyway, we had all seen her around every once in a while growin' up. She started off pretty standard, she was pretty, but obviously went to another level once those knockers popped out. Fuck she was hottie. Every young bloke in town wanted to get a good suck on em melons.