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Rub and Tug [M/F][>18]

The name of the establishment is Royal Hot Stone, I have some experience with massages, this is going to go smoothly.

I had driven by the place already, not a bad neighborhood. I wouldn’t hang out there after dark, but the place is open from 10 to 10, so I went during daylight hours. I chose daylight hours because I figured it wouldn’t be as busy. I think of the sex industry as being a night time enterprise. Respectable people conduct their business during the day.

It’s in a strip mall. The store front is all glass, just like every strip mall store front. This one, however, has covered the glass completely with what appeared to be contact paper. The stuff one would cover their cupboards with. The workmanship was shoddy, lots of air bubbles. The signage, all neon, was not impressive during the day. A few statements got my attention: Walk Ins Welcome; CASH Only; Asian Spa. This must be the place.

The entryway, just like every store at a strip mall you have ever been to, was a set of double glass doors. The doors were covered, not with the same contact paper as the windows, but with posters of dragons. Read more »

Dad fucks the babysitter [M/F][>18][cheating][hate fuck]

“The babysitter! Really, James, the fucking babysitter! You fucked the fucking babysitter! How fucking unoriginal! You ruined our fucking marriage with a cliche. You fucking asshole.”

She was right, and James knew it. The banality of the Dad fucks the Babysitter trope was not lost on him. He and Kiera had even joked about it, and looking back that joke may have been the seed that this whole sordid situation sprang from. And boy was it ever sprung, Kiera was pregnant, disowned by her own family for consorting with a married man. Allison, who had discovered the affair because James was not very clever when it came to be being dishonest, was irreconcilably angry, and rightly so. It was a mess.

“Where did you fuck her?”

“Everywhere.”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

“Mouth, vagina, ass, everywhere.”

“Fuck you James, I meant where in the fucking house! You fucked her in the ass? Is it because I won’t do that, because I won’t let you do that to me, is that why?”

“Allison, it’s not like that, I…” Read more »

There was a three to four second delay

Todd is not into WWII history, he doesn’t brew his own beer, he doesn’t smoke brisket, but he does grill a mean burger. Todd isn’t a car guy, he doesn’t hunt, he couldn’t care less about football. Todd is a family man, through and through. He fills his weekends with family picnics, trips to the zoo, building tree forts, take that HOA. He planted a flower garden for his wife, he repainted the living room four times until she was happy with the perfect shade of Tiffany Blue. Todd’s life revolves around his family, and he couldn’t be happier. He loved working from home, and was truly disappointed when he had to return to the office. That gave him the idea to install wifi enabled cameras. He could look in on his kids while he was at work, he and his wife could monitoring the baby sitter when they were out, and he could keep an eye on things when they went away on trips. Yes, Todd was right, cameras are the way to go.

In true Todd fashion, he went overboard. He found cameras with super high resolution, and put them almost everywhere. One in each of the kid’s rooms. One in living-dining room. The upstairs and downstairs hallways. Basically everywhere except the Master Bedroom. Read more »

She will let herself in

It was 7:30 in the morning, the sun had mostly risen, along with everyone else, preparing for their day. Mat, however, had finally finished his 12 hour night shift, and was just getting home. Mat didn’t mind being up all night and sleeping during the day, he like how peaceful and quiet the apartment was, and he enjoyed having some time to himself. He walked into the one bedroom apartment that he shared with Cora, his perpetually late girlfriend. And, just like clockwork, she was in a frenzy trying to get out the door on time.

“Mat, Lauren is coming by this morning to pick up these books. I told her you would be sleeping, and not to bother you. She will let herself in, and out.”

“So, do I need to do anything?”

“No, just go about your morning like normal, anyway, I’m late, again, bye, love you!

“Love you too, no speeding.” Read more »

It was a lot to process

The only reason I came to the lake that day was because you invited me. The thought of seeing you in a two piece outweighed knowing your stuck up rich friends would be there. I don’t even know whose idea it was to make a beer run, but it wasn’t mine, I couldn’t afford to buy cheap beer for all of us, and I didn’t even want to think about what the bougie shit they drink would have cost. That’s why I didn’t want to go, and there were already too many people in the car. But you asked, and lured me into the backseat with your mischievous smile. You stood up, but bent over at the waist, halfway into the front seat, so there would be just enough room for me to cram in next to two other people in the backseat. I was trying to figure out where you were going to sit, but the car started moving, and you flopped down right on my lap. I hadn’t put on my shirt, and you were just in your two piece. It was impossible for me not to touch your ebony skin. Everywhere I tried to set my hand there was some naked bit of midnight, smooth and silky from all the lotion you had on. Obsidian come to life. I finally settled them on your thighs, but they kept falling in between your legs every time you moved. There were half a dozen times I almost brushed that narrow strip of nylon that was keeping your pussy from touching my leg. And when I lifted my hands up, to keep myself from stealing third, you would lean forward, and cause me to brush the underside of your bouncing boobs. Why was that road so damn bumpy? You leaned against me, your back resting on my chest, you sort of arched your back in a way that caused your breast stand up, and simultaneously tilted your pelvis so that your full weight was sitting on my thigh, forcing my dick in between your butt cheeks. There was absolutely no way this erection was going unnoticed. I looked down, over your shoulder, and saw the darkest nipple I have ever seen in my life. I knew they were going to be dark, but I was still surprised. That bullshit mesh lining that they put in men’s swim shorts had already given up trying to hold back the swell. I kept trying to shift your weight, so that you wouldn’t be nearly literally riding my dick. But every time I moved you, you moved right back, slowly, it almost seemed deliberate. Read more »

Dad fucks the Babysitter [M/F][cheating][hate fuck]

“The babysitter! Really, James, the fucking babysitter! You fucked the fucking babysitter! How fucking unoriginal! You ruined our fucking marriage with a cliche. You fucking asshole.”

She was right, and James knew it. The banality of the Dad fucks the Babysitter trope was not lost on him. He and Kiera had even joked about it, and looking back that joke may have been the seed that this whole sordid situation sprang from. And boy was it ever sprung, Kiera was pregnant, disowned by her own family for consorting with a married man. Allison, who had discovered the affair because James was not very clever when it came to be being dishonest, was irreconcilably angry, and rightly so. It was a mess.

“Where did you fuck her?”

“Everywhere.”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

“Mouth, vagina, ass, everywhere.”

“Fuck you James, I meant where in the fucking house! You fucked her in the ass? Is it because I won’t do that, because I won’t let you do that to me, is that why?”

“Allison, it’s not like that, I…” Read more »

The Quarry [M/F][rape][murder][all manner of bad]

This is my response to a story request. I’ve never written anything this dark or violent before, please let know what you think.

The Quarry, as it was known to the people in the surrounding town, was a perfect rectangle, 500 feet by 300 feet, and at least 250 feet deep, but no one knew exactly how far down it went, has been inactive since the late 1950’s. While it was still producing limestone, the constant blasting, and dust, and heavy machinery made the surrounding area some of the least valuable property in the county, which is why Randall’s grandfather, also named Randall, bought it. He didn’t have the foresight to realize that when the mining operation struck enough underground springs the open pit would be allowed to fill with cool, clear water, and would form an idyllic freshwater lake. No, Randall’s grandfather, just like Randall, was dirt poor, and bought the land because it was all he could afford. Read more »

She let it go on for a moment [M/M/F]

Liz and Richard are an older married couple, she’s 45 he’s 48. Wealthy, upper middle class, really nice house, in a really nice neighborhood. I met Liz online, she was shopping around for a third for a threesome. They had already done it once with another woman, and wanted to try it with another man. Liz was very particular about what she was looking for in the guy, freindly, polite, easy going, not looking for a ‘bull’ or a cuckold situation. She wanted a nice freindly atmosphere, she wanted to be the center of attention, and she wanted to make sure the guy she picked didn’t have a bigger cock than her husband. We exchanged several emails, texts and pictures, and generally hit it off very well.

I lied about having done this before, not two men and a woman, not two women and a man, never more than one partner at a time. I really wanted to, they seemed like really good people, and I thought I would be able to just roll with it. Read more »

She’ll let herself in [M/F] [voyeur] [masterbation]

It was 7:30 in the morning, the sun had mostly risen, along with everyone else, preparing for their day. Mat, however, had finally finished his 12 hour night shift, and was just getting home. Mat didn’t mind being up all night and sleeping during the day, he like how peaceful and quiet the apartment was, and he enjoyed having some time to himself. He walked into the one bedroom apartment that he shared with Cora, his perpetually late girlfriend. And, just like clockwork, she was in a frenzy trying to get out the door on time.

“Mat, Lauren is coming by this morning to pick up these books. I told her you would be sleeping, and not to bother you. She will let herself in, and out.”

“So, do I need to do anything?”

“No, just go about your morning like normal, anyway, I’m late, again, bye, love you!

“Love you too, no speeding.” Read more »