collection of stories you shouldn't read at work
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11832553/1/Alphys-Fornicates-With-The-Amalgamates
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11880207/1/Alphys-Fucks-Her-Own-Pets-2-Alphamalg-Boogaloo
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11883058/1/An-Alphamalg-Sleepover
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11893642/1/The-Great-Alphynamalg-Orgy-Of-16
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11963260/1/Alphamalg-Origins-The-Fuckening
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11976567/1/Alphynamalg-And-Dreams
(This is a parody of "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life".)
I was only 12 years old. I loved Rocko's Modern Life so much, I had all of the episodes on DVD. Every night I masturbate to Rocko's feet, thanking him for the modern life I've been given.
"Rocko is love." I say. "Rocko is life."
My dad hears me and tells me that stereotypical faggots like me are ruining the show's chances of returning from the dead. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Rocko. I call him an idiot. He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lie in bed, cold and bitter. Suddenly, a warm hand touches my shoulder.
It's Rocko. I'm so ecstatic.
Taking his clothes off, he whispers in my ear.
"This is my house."
Rocko jumps onto my back with his powerful and sexy kangaroo legs and pulls my pants down as I get down on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass cheeks for Rocko. His surprisingly huge Aussie dick penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Rocko.