100% Fiction, just a fantasy.
The problem with playing poker when I am not trying to win, I drink too much. And then I have to pee, and lose focus. I should have picked up on the fact that Ted had flopped a full house, but I was determined my 3 Queens would be enough. Oops. I mean I guess it doesn’t matter, I wasn’t playing to win. I never do the first time I play with a new group, I’m just trying to get an idea of how these dudes play. None of them know that I am a professional player. When I busted out, someone was already in the bathroom, and it was clearly an emergency, so Ted told me to go upstairs. I had just lost a $453 pot to him, so it was the least he could do to let me go upstairs.