Naked Gun Fanfic

There’s a trans character in the 1994 American comedy Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, and the film reveals her trans status in a scene clearly meant as a parody of 1992′s The Crying Game, down to the set dressing. As trans woman Tanya (Anna Nicole Smith) undresses in front of Frank (Leslie Nielsen), we switch from Frank’s eyeline to one that shows him in profile and casts her out of frame. Only her shadow remains.

It is, effectively, her shadow with which he interacts next.

Her penis outs her to Frank and to the audience. Frank bolts from the scene, and Tanya, who did at least have some appearances and lines in the film up to this point, is now gone. She will not appear in the film again. Unlike the other two villains, who are killed, she is defeated merely by the existence of her genitalia.

Spaceballs

Once upon a time warp….

The evil Spaceballs have returned. A young dashing female Spaceball named Gale has rescued Dark Helmet. She is now his second-in-command and the most competent in the Spaceball Army.

Now they will conquer the Galaxy together. Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Spaceball General Gale stood at the bridge of her Star Cruiser. She was a beautiful young black woman who was the second-in-command (and lover) under Lord Helmet. Gale awaited for him to continue to set a new course. Where is he? He is always late.

I’m trying to write this fanfic. If anyone is down please message me.

Austin Powers & Alotta Fagina

Hey there. I’m looking for someone interested in helping me write an Austin Powers fanfic with Alotta.
Browsing around, I have never seen this picture of Alotta before. Never knew that she had a gun hidden on her. Perhaps it was cut out of the film?

Maybe she had other plans for Austin Powers that night? In a original script, Alotta puts relaxation pills into Austin’s sake. Maybe originally she was going to seduce and kill Austin. I wondered if she was genuinely charmed by Austin Powers.

I think I would be interested in exploring their dynamic more than what they showed in the original film and think that would be amazing. Please PM me if you’re interested.

[A4A] Naked Gun Tanya Peters

There’s a trans character in the 1994 American comedy Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, and the film reveals her trans status in a scene clearly meant as a parody of 1992′s The Crying Game, down to the set dressing. As trans woman Tanya (Anna Nicole Smith) undresses in front of Frank (Leslie Nielsen), we switch from Frank’s eyeline to one that shows him in profile and casts her out of frame. Only her shadow remains.

It is, effectively, her shadow with which he interacts next.

Her penis outs her to Frank and to the audience. Frank bolts from the scene, and Tanya, who did at least have some appearances and lines in the film up to this point, is now gone. She will not appear in the film again. Unlike the other two villains, who are killed, she is defeated merely by the existence of her genitalia.

[A4A] Black Widow BlackBalled

Hi, I’m looking for someone who is interested in this and writing for Natasha Romanov for this story I had in mind. This is just a writing sample, but if you’re interested please PM me and we can work something out. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sample:

Natalia Romanova also known as Natasha to friends, but known mostly as the Black Widow watched the gentlemen’s club with intently, studying the patrons and the layout. In the past, the woman had been linked to the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. amongst other organizations. Additionally, she had been linked to a number of suitors as well, but none of them really kept her interest. Currently, the woman was working freelance and opened her own private investigation company. About a week ago, she received a call about a job. The call was from a frantic woman, who was calling about a missing a child. She informed Natasha that she and her exhusband was engaged in a bitter custody battle. In the middle of the night, the man kidnaped her daughter from her very house. The police were summoned and held the man overnight, but could not make him confess. They also could not find any evidence that identified him as the kidnaper. In fact, they found several witnesses that vouched for his whereabouts that night. Knowing that she had no one to turn to, the frantic mother turned to Natasha. The only information that the mother gave Natasha was that her exhusband, Bruce, frequented a club. This club was also where the witnesses that supported her husband frequented. Natasha decided to keep tabs on the club and on this night, the woman was able to positively identify Bruce as he walked into the club, thanks to her binoculars and the picture of the man that the exwife supplied her. The Black Widow then sprung into action.

Gamora

Hello there. I’m looking for someone who would be willing to help me with this story, focused on Gamora. We can have sexual scenes and all that. Yet, I saw a post recently from someone about her and Thanos and I’m not sure what happened to that user. If you’re interested I ask you be 18+ and have good grammar. Please PM and we can work something out.

Thanos was my father. He was the only family I ever truly knew. After he slaughtered half of my race on Zen-Whoberi, I was his adopted child and was his favorite. Father raised me to become a warrior: an ultimate weapon. I was given a new purpose, but also a family. While I endured rigorous training, I was being molded to one day inherit my father’s throne. This is my story…

Sanctuary – Thanos’ Space Throne

Gamora stood with her father facing forward in his chair. She had her hands behind her back, as a sign of respect but also due to her discipline. Her status as the daughter of Thanos as well as his advisor. Gamora was his favorite, and she knew it.

“Father, I am here as you requested,” she said.

A4A – Wonder Woman & Batman Ballbust

“I’ve read all twelve volumes of Clio’s Treatises on Bodily Pleasure. They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure…unnecessary. However, I have discovered that the pleasures of the flesh are spectacular. When it comes to the World of Men’s concept of love and sexuality, there is no shame in it. I view love as a beautiful thing.

Steve Trevor had introduced me to love and affection, and I appreciated what we had. However, Bruce Wayne took it a step further. He challenged me mentally, emotionally and physically and made me realize I hadn’t been leading for a long time. After 1984, and when I lost Steve for a second time, I shut myself out. The betrayal of Barbra Ann Minerva and her transformation into the Cheetah made me hesitant to trust anyone again. Yet, when Bruce came into my life…things changed for the better.”
– Diana, Princess of Themyscira

Hey, I’m looking for someone who is an experienced writer with proper grammar to help me with this. If you can write for Batman that would be great. Please PM me if you’re interested.

Rey Star Wars

High above the desert planet of Jakku the sun bore down its oppressive heat with such intensity that even deep in the bowels of the fallen Star Destroyer Rey could feel it. The pretty young junk scavenger had just managed to pry off a panel revealing some parts that she could tell at a glance would fetch her a nice little payday. Carefully removing the choicest bits she stowed them away before carefully replacing the panel, trying to make it look untouched so that she might come back for more on a later day. Rising from her knees to her feet she brushed away the sand and dust from her calf-length tan slacks and made her way back outside of the behemoth wreck.

Her bulky rust colored speeder bike awaited her outside. Rey unloaded the smattering of different parts she had managed to locate that day into the netting affixed to the side of her bike before fastening it in place for the trip back to the settlement. At least she’d eat well tonight Rey thought to herself. That was when she heard the cry. It came from over the hill to her left. Whoever it was, they were far enough away that she couldn’t make out what they were saying. She could tell they were clearly in distress however.

Gamora

Hello there. I’m looking for someone who would be willing to help me with this story, focused on Gamora. We can have sexual scenes and all that. Yet, I saw a post recently from someone about her and Thanos and I’m not sure what happened to that user. If you’re interested I ask you be 18+ and have good grammar. Please PM and we can work something out.

Thanos was my father. He was the only family I ever truly knew. After he slaughtered half of my race on Zen-Whoberi, I was his adopted child and was his favorite. Father raised me to become a warrior: an ultimate weapon. I was given a new purpose, but also a family. While I endured rigorous training, I was being molded to one day inherit my father’s throne. This is my story…

Sanctuary – Thanos’ Space Throne

Gamora stood with her father facing forward in his chair. She had her hands behind her back, as a sign of respect but also due to her discipline. Her status as the daughter of Thanos as well as his advisor. Gamora was his favorite, and she knew it.

[A4A] Wonder Woman & Batman

“I’ve read all twelve volumes of Clio’s Treatises on Bodily Pleasure. They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure…unnecessary. However, I have discovered that the pleasures of the flesh are spectacular. When it comes to the World of Men’s concept of love and sexuality, there is no shame in it. I view love as a beautiful thing.

Steve Trevor had introduced me to love and affection, and I appreciated what we had. However, Bruce Wayne took it a step further. He challenged me mentally, emotionally and physically and made me realize I hadn’t been leading for a long time. After 1984, and when I lost Steve for a second time, I shut myself out. The betrayal of Barbra Ann Minerva and her transformation into the Cheetah made me hesitant to trust anyone again. Yet, when Bruce came into my life…things changed for the better.”
– Diana, Princess of Themyscira

I am looking for someone willing to write for Batman in this. Please have good grammar and be 18+. If you’re interested don’t hesitate to message me.

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