My friends and I were heading to the club last Saturday. In the midst of our pregame, everybody was hyping up how many girls we were gonna get that night, when Sam turned to me and said “yea, but my boy over here will be sitting on the sidelines as usual” and everybody laughed along.
This didn’t feel fair.. sure he had fucked more girls than I had, but why did they have to make it out that I was so irrelevant in the game at getting girls. I wasn’t a virgin, but they made it seem like I was such a prude when we go out.. whatever….
Properly drunk, we pile into an Uber and roll out to the club. The club itself had great music, and that night, there were sexy girls all over from the bar to the dance floor. My boys went straight to work, hitting on girls and looking for girls to dance with. I was never one to dive right in like they did and started to edge around the dance floor looking for my friends. Finding Andrew and Alex talking to some girls, I came by to see if I could help them. Andrew leaned over to me and said “we’re good, but thanks for checking up on us mom”
“…. bruh.. I’m making my own moves.”
“Ok dude, but I’m gonna make moves with this sexy girl right over here.” And he turned back to her, putting his arm around her, cupping her ass that was nearly poking out of her tight blue dress.