While I said I was out of good stories from my college years, the more time I’m removed from those times, the better some stories seem. That’s not to say I haven’t been having fun lately, but there’s a certain level of tawdry, heavy-handed promiscuity you can only get away with in college. Combine that with generally missing submitting stories here and a certain story being especially topical this time of year, and I couldn’t help but come back. Though I’d love to be more active in this subreddit, and I’ve certainly been up to some exciting stuff, my current quasi-relationship is one I’d rather keep more private for the time being.