Tonight we were having a Sex Toy Party. No one is ever on time. I truly believe we ALL made fashionable entrances. I decided to be 30 minutes early to grab a front row seat. But when I got there just about everyone was there already, credit cards out and everything ready to buy whatever. It was a fact no one would leave empty handed. We were at Zero’s House. She was on her 3rd divorce but that’s only because she had zero tolerance for frauds. Men who were one way while they courted her, but changed drastically once they put a ring on it. She would kick them to the curb faster than the ink could dry on the marriage license. Her 1st marriage made her who she was today which was a no nonsense bitch. She was 47 and we all valued her opinion. I headed straight to the picnic sized tables that were lined up side by side in the back of the basement. The first table was basically a small liquor store. Light liquor, dark liquor, and every wine imaginable. This table was why it was mandatory we used Uber to get here and to leave. This table was also why our husbands had no quarrels with babysitting til dawn. It was a sure thing they could bet their lives on, that sex was definitely going down when we got home.The second table was filled with food. My mouth dropped with an uncontrollable grin as I looked over at the last table. It was filled with sex toys. A woman, I assume was the host sat in a chair behind it already ringing up sales on her cell phone.
“Ok ladies let’s get started!” Zero said as she motioned the host to come to the front of the 4 rows of filled chairs. 8 chairs were in each row. It was the first time I saw us packed to capacity.
“This is Gretta! She is our sex toy host. She will demonstrate a few toys and then answer questions. After that feel free to buy something at her table. It looks like some of you have found it and done that already.” Zero giggled as she took her seat.
“Hello ladies! Let’s dive right in shall we. I’m going to start with products I get asked about the most…”
We all knew for sure she was talking about oral sex, giving head.
“Anal sex! That’s what I’m asked the most about!”
I think we all quenched our butt cheeks together. Everyone had an appalled “I ain’t NEVER doing that shit!!” look on their faces. Nevertheless, as she continued we were so zoned into her, we hung on to every word she spoke.
“And again, There are 5 things to remember. 1. Lube, lube, lube and more lube! 2. Slow motion! 3. Relax! 4. Stimulate your clitoris during anal penetration. and 5. Try different positions. Doggy style may not be for you, try sideways or whatever.”
Clearly we were all making mental notes. The first girl went up to purchase butt plugs, lubes and other anal products. As if she was letting us know it was ok to do so, we all went up and bought something from the anal section immediately after her. Zero scanned our cards while Gretta set up her next display. Dildos and vibrators….
The night was going great so far. After Gretta left we got a impromptu sexy “stripper tease” dance class going . We were having a great time and everybody was wasted!
It was 4am my Uber was outside and I was on my way out the door to my man.
“Good night ladies, always a pleasure. I love y’all!” I blew three kisses to nobody and walked out the door to my Uber.
I was 2 minutes into my ride when
I texted my husband.
“Ok, I’m 10 minutes away!”
“Cool. See you in a few”
Drunkenness taking me over I texted him:
“ I want to feel you inside my ass tonight”
He replied with emojis only.
“👿👿👿😃😃”
I smiled and was home 10min later. He was lying on the bed naked watching tv. I turned the tv off and turned on some music. I began to show him what I learned during the dance class while taking my clothes off. As I dropped my underwear I turned around and rolled my body. I touched my toes and poked my ass out. Then I told him We’ll be right back and I headed to the shower.
I came back in the bedroom naked carrying my bag of goodies from Gretta. He turned on some rap, a Juvenile song. All I heard blaring out the speakers was
“Girl you looking good! Won’t you back that ass up…”
I went with it. I turned my back to him again and started twerking to him. I knew I reached him when he smacked my ass over and over positioning himself to get inside my pussy. Or so I thought. He had me get on the bed and laid me on my stomach. I arched my back and poked my ass out super ready for some doggie style action. He grabbed the sides of my ass and started kissing the middle of my back. He kept kissing going further and further down. He reached the crack of my ass and kissed it sensually.
I moaned
“Mmmmmm”
He licked my ass cheeks then bit them playfully. He rubbed my clit slowly and started picking up speed while going back up to kiss the crack of my ass. He was French kissing my ass and it felt so damn good. I let out continuous moans of pleasure.
He grabbed the top of my ass cheeks, while licking my ass up and down again. Then he inserted 3 fingers inside my pussy as he stuck his tongue in my asshole. I bit my bottom lip and held the grip.
“Mmmmmmmmmmmm”
He had his face buried in my ass. Slurping and sucking. Slurping and sucking. He was fucking me harder and harder with his fingers while I oozed onto them nonstop. He slurped my juices up. I knew what he was doing, he was getting me ready. I was feeling so good and so ready for whatever he wanted to do to me. My body was yearning for him to just do it!
I didn’t realize it until my asshole was saturated with the strawberry scented gel, that he had went into the goodie bag.He squirted damn near the whole bottle of anal gel in my ass. I instantly channeled my inner Gretta! I took a deep breath and slumped over a little bit trying to be completely relaxed.
He rubbed his dick up and down my ass crack. The tip semi entered me. I didn’t know what to think about how it felt but so far so good. I guess. He massaged my ass as he put the tip in. I wasn’t trying to but I was tensing up. He stopped and kissed my ass cheeks while massaging my clit again. He grabbed my hand and placed it on my pussy. He wanted me to play with myself. I did. I was still pretty lubricated but he emptied the rest of the lubricant in my ass. He eased the tip of his dick head in. Slowly he went deeper in. I backed into him to let him know it was ok to keep going. He was slowly making love to my ass while I rubbed my clit faster and faster. It was a feeling I’ve never experienced before. I was beyond euphoria. I couldn’t even scream. I was sucking in air and making noises like I was eating jalapeños. He sped up. He was on the verge of cumming. It wasn’t painful. It was a little uncomfortable but not enough for me to stop him. He was going faster and faster. To ease what was now a little pain I rubbed my pussy ferociously. He was now fucking me. Fucking my ass hard. I kept rubbing my pussy. Somehow I was back in my euphoric place. I was tingling all over. It felt like orgasmic fireworks.
“Oh shiiiiiiit!!!”
He pulled out and came all over my ass. I came all over the sheets…..
The experience was memorable. I’m still not sure if I’ll be able to do it again though.