Author: WhyIAm007

Used friends parents cucumber to get of[F]

When I was 20 my friend and her parents were going to be out of town for a couple of days. They had asked me to pick up their mail and take their garbage out the night before trash day.

I had been in classes all day and then was at the library. My boyfriend at the time and I were texting/sexting all day and I was extremely horny. I was at the library sliding back and forth on the chair because the friction felt so good. I couldn’t wait to get home and get into the shower to get myself off. I then remembered I needed to stop at their house.

On the way over I couldn’t stop touching myself. I was so worked up. I rolled their garbage cans out and grabbed the mail. I let myself in and knew that I wouldn’t be able to wait to get home. I was hot and needed a drink so I went into their fridge to grab a bottle of water.

I spotted a short thick cucumber as I closed the door. They only had one left and I contemplated what to do. I had used various household items before, but never a cucumber. I couldn’t resist. I grabbed it and rinsed it off. Read more »

I [F] gave boyfriends roommate a birthday BJ

I was 23 at the time and had been dating my current boyfriend for 4 months. I knew this was a relationship that had an expiration date. He was a sweet guy, and treated me well, but he was stuck at a dead end job with no ambition.

This all kind of started a month prior. He lived with two other guys. One of them was single, and didn’t seem to be around much, and his other roommate had a serious girlfriend. We had a few double dates and got along with them well. They ended up having a small get together where we were all there, in addition to a few other people.

It was a few hours into the evening and we had all been having drinks. Someone had brought up sex and the roommate with a girlfriend complained about how he wish he’d get more blowjobs. This seemed to be out of character because we never really discussed that stuff. What was more out of character was my boyfriend bragging about how he could have a blowjob anytime he wanted. I was embarrassed and turned 10 shades of red. I thought my boyfriend would pick up on this, despite being drunk, but he missed that cue, and kept going on. Telling these people how much I couldn’t get enough of sucking him off, etc. His single roommate joined in and made a comment about how he loved when girls choked on his cock. He jokingly asked my boyfriend if I choked on him like a good girl, and my boyfriend sort of laughed it off, because well..he wasn’t large enough to choke on. Read more »