This happened in the year 2 B.C. (2 before corona). Thought about it recently and thought I’d share
I’m 21 at the time, 6 feet (181 cm), black and I have a small amount of fat so most people barely even notice. My gf at the time, we’ll call her Alice. Alice is 20, average height, light skinned, slim with B cup breasts and black braids and incredibly cute, easily on average days and when she dresses up a 9.
She says she wants to see The Incredibles 2. I LOVED the first incredibles so I didn’t object. She chose some time in the morning so we could chill the rest of the day. I met her there. We bought some of our snacks and went in.
We entered and saw there was no one there and chose the row at the back and sat. That’s when she brought out the bottle of vodka. I was looking with her a total what the fuck face but then I was like “must be 9 pm somewhere”. So we began (day) drinking.