I feel like no one will believe me. But who cares? I can still remember it fondly.
One of my girlfriends got a new laptop so she could play Cyberpunk 2077. She was having some trouble with performance and game crashes and she asked me to help her upgrade the RAM. No problem, that’s an easy job.
We went for a romantic walk through Microcenter and she bought the chip she needed (the total was $67.69, to which I said “Nice!” The cashier laughed.). We went home after dinner and a couple shots at the bar. She gets really horny after a few drinks. Her hands were already running far up the inside of my thigh in the car ride home, feeling for the bulge that was growing under her hand. At my house, I got my screwdrivers and she handed me her laptop with that telltale look in her eyes.
“Do you want a blowjob while you work?” Those beautiful eyes glinted with a playful, innocent, doe-eyed look. The innocence is a total ruse, but I love the illusion. I couldn’t say no to such a unique combination.