[M]y wife’s friend caught a peek of her being pounded in college

Had a revelation this weekend that drinking around your partner’s friends inevitably leads to stories slipping!

My wife was a gymnast in college and one of her teammates (she recently moved to our city for work) came over this weekend to catch up. We raced through a few bottles of wine, and while going to get another one, my wife bumped into a chair with her hip and nearly knocked it over. Wife’s friend started laughing about how my wife has a booty. Wife made a joke about it being a “clapper.” Her friend responds, “Oh I know, I remember Arizona.”

Obviously this stopped my wife and I dead in our tracks. Her friend instantly knew she slipped and started laughing hysterically. “I saw you and Jay that one time,” she said. My wife’s jaw hit the floor.

So for context, I noticed that this one dude who follows my wife on social media used to play basketball for a smaller school. I never had any idea of how they knew one another. I definitely know now!

[M]y GF and I watched Euphoria S2, E2 and I got a jackpot story out of it

Quick spoiler alert: in the second episode this season, the character Kat fantasizes about an oiled, jacked, Khal Drogo-style warrior walking into her room. He strips in front of her, and we see his big erect dick, and her surprised reaction to his size. He then drags her across the bed, flips her over and drills her doggy.

My GF and I both laughed and she said, “I don’t blame her [for wanting that]. There’s nothing like being owned like that.” I gave her a look like I wanted to hear the story behind it. She blushed and laughed as she realized she couldn’t walk it back.

We both love teasing each other with stories about our sexual pasts. While she was in a relationship for most of college, she had some single periods and some hookups. One of her most frequent was a guy on the basketball team who happened to be in a few of her business classes. I asked her before about his size and she described it as one of the larger ones she’s had.