Grade negotiation (erotic Yeats parody)

Said coed once to prof

While his dick was in her ass

“Next month is graduation,

And if I were to pass,

.

Then no more could I kiss you

In the shadow of the moon,

And no more could I taste your cock

On Thursday afternoons.

.

So you must take the A I got

And change it to a D.

For maybe grades are all the same

For coeds on their knees.

And maybe grades are all the same

Wherever pricks are teased.”

.

And so he pulled his dick out

And changed her final grade.

And then he blew a load on her,

And a small white puddle made.

.

It mingled with her juices,

And dripped upon his chair,

Where then a cum-stain darkened,

And now, no student there,

When entering his office,

Knows whether to sit. Or where.