**Song this is a parody of:** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho)
*Two jealous black girls comment on a blonde white girl in front of them:*
“Oh, my, god, Imani, look at that blonde. People think she’s just so pretty. She looks like one of those black celebrity’s girlfriends. Who understands those whitewashed sell-outs? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? Ugh, I can’t believe she’s got the blue eyes, slim nose, high cheekbones, freckles, soft, porcelain skin, petite figure, long legs, big breasts. And her butt, it looks so big in those yoga pants and just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so white!”
[Verse 1: Sir Snowbunny Magnet]
I like white girls and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in nearly free of melanin
And a butt that’s eminent, you get sprung
Light hair, light eyes, and also her butt is STUFFED
And the yoga pants she’s wearin’ (mmm…)
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh, baby, I wanna get wit’cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me