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I like blowjobs… More than pussy even…
When I want my dick sucked really good, I have a whore I call up.
I go to her condo, we smoke some weed, and she gets to work.
She does it all, bomb sloppy head however I want it.
My favorite thing is to grab her by the hair and fuck her throat.
Sometimes I paint her face, sometimes I drop it off in her mouth, depends what I’m in the mood for.
I found Kat on an escort site. A little bigger than I usually go for, but cute. She looks like Rebel Wilson. “Facepaint Queen Kat” her ad said. I clicked on it and she had a bunch pics in a pink G-string and bra; including one on her knees with a face full of cum. She had a twitter linked as well. The first tweet I saw read “Taking bookings now. I have 3 holes ready for stretching and a face that needs a constant supply of slimy jizz.” I’ve become one of her regulars and am addicted.
For $500 I get my own personal porn star for an hour. She’s a filthy, enthusiastic, pleaser that’s down for anything. Treats me like a king and lets me explore my kinks.
I’ve watched her use a dildo, fucked her in every position, put it in her ass, gotten rimmed, had her wear different outfits, you name it and we’ve probably done it…
Amazing sloppy deepthroat… My favorite thing is to facefuck her.
**Background**
Me and my wife are employed at the same fortune 500 company and we’ve been working from home since March. She’s an accountant, and I manage a team of IT and finance people that’s been working on a big software implementation project. Earlier this year, our group was moved under a different VP who has a reputation for being kind of a hard ass. So when my director informed me I’d be giving him a presentation about all the work our group has done I wasn’t exactly thrilled…
I channeled the stress into prepping for the meeting. I did the necessary research, pulled all the data, put together a slick looking power point, double checked my numbers, anticipated what questions I might get, and practiced the presentation with my wife. She knew I was stressed and assured me I’d do great.
The day of the meeting we had about 20 people on the video conference with lots of senior leaders from my business unit. Shortly before it kicks off, I get a Skype message from my wife who’s working downstairs.
“Knock em dead babe, you got this.”
I send her a thumbs up emoji and the meeting kicks off.
When I was in the military I shared a barracks room with my friend Garcia. We were both decent looking military dudes in our early 20’s. Garcia pulled the most girls though. He always had a chick on the line.
He had started fucking a medic who worked at the base hospital, Hansen. She was short, blonde, nice tits, cute for a military girl. She looked like Amy Schumer with some tattoos.
Hansen got around… A lot of military girls that are halfway decent looking that didn’t get much attention from guys before the military get it in once they’re surrounded and can have their pick.
I had heard stories about her. A couple guys I knew had fucked her and said she was a freak. She gave a guy head in front of everyone at a house party. There were also pictures floating around of her flashing her tits and making out with another girl at a bar.
One Friday night we were out at a bar, Hansen came to meet Garcia, and we all had a good time drinking, dancing, and playing pool. We ended up getting really drunk… She gave me eyes a few times and was grinding her ass on me when we were dancing. She ended up making out with both of us, which was kind of weird at first, but hot too.
I was in the military and stationed in Asia for many years. On summer deployments sometimes we’d hit Pattaya Beach, Thailand. I have lots of good stories about that place. If you’ve never been, it’s basically an adult Disneyland. It’s full of beer bars, go go bars, blowjob bars, gentleman’s clubs, massage parlors, etc. Walking Street is lined with clubs packed with half-naked [bar girls](https://www.google.com/search?q=bar+girls+pattaya&rlz=1CAHJUL_enUS779US780&sxsrf=ACYBGNQk6v7xtJusjadIKjN8WJrnlvEN3g:1576811709144&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOkrSuocPmAhVEOs0KHcmBBcUQ_AUoAXoECAoQAw&biw=1366&bih=665) ready to serve your every need. One of my favorite memories is a soapy massage girl that went above and beyond.
Me and my friend had been wandering around the city and drinking a little. It was a hot night and we decided to get soapy’s at one of the more expensive places known for hotter girls. I use “expensive” in a loose sense of the word, like $100…
**Background**
I was in the military in my 20’s and stationed overseas for most of that time. One year, when I was 26, I got sent back stateside for a few months of additional training for my job. The barracks I had a room in housed people like me who had been in for a while, and people right out of boot camp getting their initial job training before being sent out to their first duty station. One of those “booters” was a girl named Olson. She was 19, and a civilian 6 which made her a military 9. She was a tall, slim brunette with a cute face and a nice perky bubble butt that stuck out from her skinny frame. We would see each other at the gym a lot but we never really talked. One time we were both leaving at the same time. I held the door for her and we ended up walking back to the barracks together and talking a lot. We hit it off on the walk and I could tell she was a little attracted to me. She told me that she had a boyfriend back home that was coming to visit her in a month. That didn’t stop her from flirting with me pretty much every time we were around each other, and I’d flirt right back…
**THE PICK-UP**
In my mid twenties I was in the military and stationed in Asia. One year I took leave to travel around Australia for ten days by myself. I was staying at a hostel and had a bunk in a room with about 10 other backpackers. The hostel was on a street full of bars and I went out on a busy night to have some drinks. I ended up at a popular spot packed with people and was grabbing a drink when I saw three cute girls at a table across the bar looking at me and talking to each other. I smiled at them and one of them started motioning for me to come over. Once I got closer I got a better look at them. They were all very cute, but the one waving me over was really hot. She was young and sexy, just turned 20 she told me later. Her name was Mia and she was small (around 5’4″ to my 6’3″), long red hair, gorgeous face with hot makeup, big red lips, and an amazing full rack, C or D cups. She was wearing a short denim skirt that showed off her legs and ass, and a tight black spaghetti-strap tank top that her tits were popping out of. I thought she looked like a young Isla Fisher.
**Background:**
This was some of the most intense sex I’ve had with an old girlfriend. I’m a white guy, 6’3”, broad shoulders, shaved head, stubble. She’s a skinny, short redhead with long gorgeous hair and a round, shapely booty that sticks out. Really pretty face, I always thought she looked a little like Bella Thorne. It was a long distance thing and this happened after a few months of “dating.” We would make plans to see each other about twice a month and have long weekends full of sex. It was great, always satisfying. I knew she was a little freaky. She would call me daddy, wanted ass play, liked me to throw her around a little. One time on the phone she ended up telling me that she liked porn and told me some of her fantasies. She wanted to be restrained and dominated. Not in any crazy bdsm type way, just to have a guy take charge, order her around, and use her. She was also really into dirty talk. Specifically being called a slut in bed and having a guy degrade her a little. When she came out to visit me the next time, I got a nice hotel room and planned out fulfilling some her fantasies. It’s still my go to sex memory when I want to get off quick. Mainly the dirt talk, it’s really the only time I’ve experienced it like that. Still can’t believe I was able to say some of those things. This is what happened when we got to the hotel.
During my time in the military I got to travel all over Asia. I banged a lot of hookers as it’s pretty common in most countries there. I’m a decent looking guy and had no problem getting regular girls too, but the whole sex trade is shoved in your face in some these places. It’s easy to indulge, especially after a few drinks. Thought I’d highlight 3 of my most memorable experiences from some different countries.
**Thailand**
Having two cute, petite Thai girls take turns sucking my dick. All the while they would be making out with each other and switching between licking, deepthroating, jerking me off, and sucking my balls. Very sloppy and deep. They were an amazing team. **I came in one of their mouths, which she swallowed. The other one sucked it for a little while after I came and then they both cleaned me off with a hot towel and we all fell asleep.** This was part of a multi day bender, where me and my friends had a hotel suite and would spend most of the days drinking, and most of the nights fucking hookers. I had 2 threesomes and the double BJ with those 2 girls in one night. You can live like a king in Thailand for cheap.
I’m a decent looking tall white guy in my early 30’s. I used to indulge in a lot of “vices” when I was younger but I’ve cleaned up pretty much and really don’t do anything crazy anymore. I broke that “behaved streak” with a one off in Vegas a few years ago and haven’t told anyone.
**Starting the night**
I was in Vegas for a work seminar and I had an evening to myself after everything wrapped up before I had to head home. I decided I was going to cut loose that night and do some drinking and see where the night took me. I started off at my hotel on the strip doing a little gambling and enjoying the free drinks. Spent a few hours at the table games and ended up a little down. Went to the sportsbook, put some money on a game and kept on drinking. I won a little money and decided to get some dinner. Went to a steakhouse, had a nice dinner and a few more cocktails. By this time, I was feeling pretty good and decided to hit up a strip club.
**Strip Club**