Author: Weedygirl

[F] My neighbor found me on Facebook and harassed me for masturbating too loudly UPDATE!!

If you haven’t read the original story, read that first: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ayh5no/f_my_neighbor_found_me_on_facebook_and_harassed/

Update: after the previous ordeal a week ago, I was sure to be on my absolute best behavior noise-wise. Walking more quietly, listening to music or the TV at a lower volume and definitely no bed-banging masturbation sessions; I am a very considerate person, and if I believe that I am in any way possibly at fault in a situation, I will amend my actions. Having done so, I assumed I was out of the woods in dealing with issues with this lady.

Last night I am going to bed quietly as usual, the only possible noises of which were me WALKING IN THE BEDROOM AND GETTING IN BED, LOOKING AT MY TABLET OR PHONE, OR ME ROLLING OVER IN MY BED, and I RECEIVE ANOTHER FACEBOOK MESSAGE FROM THE HAG (she’s since been blocked) SAYING “YOU WAKE ME UP EVERY NIGHT. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.” (WTF?! MY ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU/I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM OF INSANELY LIGHT SLEEPING) I ignore the message and go back to sleep ON THE COUCH for fear of this crazy woman. Read more »

[F] My neighbor found me on Facebook and harassed me for masturbating too loudly.

THE BACKSTORY: I live in an upstairs unit of a duplex alone. Below me is a close to 40 year old woman, her father, and the woman’s 2 kids. Sometimes the woman’s baby daddy comes over to watch the kids. He previously lived here with the whole motley crew, and I heard the close to 40 year old broad and him fight regularly. Her 2 year old child constantly shrieks and yells at all hours of the day, and they all cough super loudly downstairs. I can hear them do practically everything.

THE ISSUE: A little under two years ago, I was in my early 20s and living my life. I was newly single and regularly had male friends over to the house to fuck. One time, I was with a guy in the bedroom, and mid fuck session hear from below us, “YOU FUCK EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD/ON THE PLANET/IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!” something to that effect, from the nearly 40 year old lady. Anyway, obviously me and the guy are very taken aback, but I simply explain it as my neighbors are crazy and somehow we both brush it off. The guy still hits me up to this day, lol. After that, I realize the bed makes a lot of noise, and either fuck future guys on the couch, when they’re not there, quietly, etc. I moderated my behavior to appease her realizing the thin walls in our building, and my sex life didn’t suffer. Read more »