Author: weedwife

oooooK u kno what it’s been awhile since I told y’all a story so here’s one fresh off the press. I mean like just now u feel me I mean U prolly did whatever

Anywaysssss my husband comes up to me while I’m about to walk upstairs and asks me what I’m doing and starts getting handsy while we talk and gives me a kiss. I think he was just being flirty but idk my pussy just really loves that dude cuz SHEW he been lookin’ like a gd snack so she spoke to me and said bitch fuck the man right here right NOW Read more »

Wake up kinda’ in a panic because I thought I was late but nah fam it’s fine. Put my robe on cause’ it’s cold in this bitch and head downstairs to brew my coffee. Husbands getting ready for work when when he comes up to give me a hug I think he’s telling me goodbye so I squeeze him good n’ tight but he starts to playfully lead me away from the kitchen and takes us to the guest bed to snuggle for a minute, or so he saidddd. I’m really just taking all this as affectionate and not sexual but I’m slutty af so of course my pussy gets wet anyways lol. After a few good minutes of snuggles I give him a little goodbye kiss because in my head I’m like “ummm ur gonna be late!” Read more »

I was on the phone with my husband bitching about… nothing important while I walked around Tj Maxx yesterday and I stopped my bitching without a breath and said “OMG a white body suit” without asking anything my husband said “BUY IT” but duh it’s already in my cart. “I gotta’ see it when you get home.” Oh you think I need a reason to send you pics you were already gone get ‘em but I like when he asks so ? (side story: while I was at tj Maxx this cutie lil’ light skin boy with dreads was checking me out so I was feelin’ good)

Anywayyyzz he had a long day so I wanted to be on my good wifey game so I showered/shaved, made dinner. I put on my body suit under my sweat pants and braided my hair. Comfy cute and braided pigtails? My husbands favorite.

I could tell he was wiped tf out tho so I didn’t think it was gonna’ go down. Of course I’m bummed – I’m literally always ready to go but I was perfectly happy with just hanging out – we were laying in bed in the quiet, no tv, cuddled up, sometimes talking sometimes saying nothing. Sex is fun but that kinda’ connection is ? too so I’m a happy bitch. Read more »

I mean jfc sex with my husband is so ? tonight after my bath, I was tired af – after work & Trick or treating ya’ girl was done. Orrrr so I thought when I went to tell him I was going to bed. He asked me to lay with him for a few minutes on the bed in our guest room where we watch tv at night so i unwrapped my towel and snuggled my lil’ warm, soft, naked booty on in. Actually, scratch that, my booty ain’t little. It didn’t take long for his hands to be on my hips and suddenly all I could think was how much I just wanted him to grab a handful of my ass. Like how did I just go from zombie to soaked pussy in 2 seconds? Idk but now he’s playing with my nipples and I’m grinding my ass into him so he said something like “what, are you frisky?” to which my bratty ass replied “nah, not me.” Lolllll he wasn’t fooled, my wet pussy determined that was a LIE. He asked if he could fuck me, I smirked and said yes but in my head I’m like “dawg when you gonna realize I’m dtf 24/7 you ain’t gotta ask.” Anywayssss he tells me to get on top so I do but again I’m a spoiled ass brat so I said “ummmm but you said you were gonna’ fuck me?” I don’t remember exactly what he said but yalllllllllll. This man. Told me to stop complaining and slapped me. That’s it, that’s the story of how we drowned in pussy juice. Read more »