Author: WANTSIAAM

Getting a blowjob from the girl I hate [MF]

So this is the story of Marie, the long time best friend of my friend Sharon. Also important to the story is Sharon was dating my best friend Justin at the time. So two pairs of best friends.

Before I ever met Marie, I always thought she was extremely hot based on Facebook photos… tall, blonde, thin… always dressed really nice. Eventually in college I built up the courage to comment on one of her photos (tagged with Sharon) with a joke. I got the best response imaginable (“lmfaooooo”). After that we added each other, with more playfully teasing comments ensuing.

I was feeling pretty good about the situation until one time she responded with: “Do you not have anything better to do than comment on all my pics?” Needless to say it felt pretty harsh, especially since it was done publicly. Channeling my inner 16 year old girl I removed her as a friend and fumed about it the next couple of days. Fuck her.

Fast forward a couple months and I’m back home for break, same town as Marie and Sharon. Justin and I are staying at my dad’s house for the summer. The first day we’re back Sharon invites both of us to come see a middle school play… starring Marie’s little sister. Read more »

Hooking up with the girl I tutored [MF]

All the love I got last post really warmed my heart. I was a creative writing major in my past life, and still a perv this one, so this is a great outlet for me.

This is a back when I was a sophomore in college, working as a chemistry tutor. Now usually, the way it worked was students would register for tutoring through the school (at no cost to them), and then get assigned a tutor (employed by the university). This worked out to like, 15 students per tutor, working in groups of 4-5 at a time. If you wanted 1-on-1 tutoring though, you can work something out with one of the tutors separately, and basically just pay out of pocket.

Well one day I get an email from the learning center saying this girl Lisa is looking for a private tutor. Immediately I look her up on Facebook (don’t act like you wouldn’t). Her profile is private so I can only see a small pic, but I can tell she’s blonde, maybe kinda chubby.

Worse case scenario I make $20 an hour. Email her, she immediately agrees on the price, we set a time later that night and exchange numbers. Read more »

Best first date sex I’ve ever had [MF]

I wanted to wait for something extra awesome or ridiculous to happen before writing one of these, but I’ve come to realize my expectations are unreasonable. So instead of waiting for the day I bang twin cheerleaders, or moon sex, OR MAKING SOMETHING UP (looking at you 70% of what I’ve read here) I’ll write about the best sex I’ve personally ever had. Not because of anything crazy, but because she was my perfect woman.

About me: 6″2, Mediterranean, broadly built on the chubbier side… Unlike everybody else on the internet, I’m 6 inches on a good, pressed to the bone day, but I’ll admit (brag) I’m pretty girthy, 6.4″ around (but whose counting). Currently a medical resident at a big educational facility in the South, a major change of scenery from my home planet of NYC.

This happened about two months ago when I matched with this super cute, foreign looking undergrad on Tinder. We’ll call her Daniella, because that’s her real name and there’s enough anonymity already! Read more »