If you are a sexually active woman in today’s day and age you will be familiar with one inalienable truth. No matter how well or often you suck or fuck a cock, there is always a day when they ask for the ultimate prize, anal.
Now I like my arsehole licked more than anything in this world but sticking a cock in there doesn’t really do anything for me. Nor any of my friends for those fellas taking note, no one I’ve talked about anal too has turned around and gone “I love shitting cum and not being able to sit down properly after”. Not in with a straight face anyways.
I’m a people pleaser though so when a guy inevitably pops the question you know what I say? “Sure, but if your are going to pitch, you are going to receive first”. Most guys assume I’m talking about sticking a finger up their arse for a minute or two, as if that is a fair trade, and the look when I explain that what I actually mean is I want to fuck them with my strap on until I cum is genuinely priceless. Most think I’m joking but quickly realise that if they are going to do that to me, I am deadly serious about doing it to them first.