No one else seems to notice me. But that’s ok….
It happened about a week ago, I was heading home late after chilling at the Card Shop. I was tired, I was hungry, and I was frustrated. Again it seems like everybody but me can get girl, SOMEHOW. During the magic tournament the finalist I was facing off against had a new piece of arm candy that WOULD NOT get off of him. Blonde hair, blue eyes, dressed in a tight looking batman shirt and cut off shorts, this chick spent all her time hanging off her boyfriend’s arm while we were trying to play our card game. And I don’t know what was more frustrating, the fact that big loud and personality deficient managed to snag a geeks wet dream, or the fact that she kept FLIRTING and making eyes at me.
I’m nothing special, but I know what i’m worth, and seeing this girl bat ehr eyes at me while whispering in his ear, or bending over next to him to kiss his cheek, giving me a full view of her cleavage and white lace bra… It was distracting to say the least. And it cost me the tournament. I caught myself staring at her when he made a play, and I was to engrossed in her coyness that I missed my chance to defend. Game over, he won, and she left with him.