You know that life, the one you have that’s safe sitting behind this computer reading these words. Yeah, the one that probably has you going to the grocery store to buy some comfort foods and you go to work like a real upstanding citizen. Well, that’s not my life, not even close. You see because safe isn’t typically sexy. Safe doesn’t even remotely get my engine revving, you know? Oh, yeah, I am sure you do because you are reading this. I am sure you are wondering, whatever does she mean? We will get to that in time. Let’s start with something simpler; S.E.X.
Such an intriguing word, sex. Those of you who know, know that sex is well just about like breathing. You wake up and all you want is a good fuck, but you look next to you and see either some old broad that you wish was still 20 years younger or no one so you suffice with a quick trip to handy land. Me, well being a bad bitch has its perks. I have spent nearly my whole life where you are now and decided……fuck that! So where to begin…..