Names and details changed to preserve the anonymity of my naughty friend…
Like most guys growing up in the Internet age, I watched a lot of porn in my teenage years. One thing that never made sense to me during this time was why almost every damn scene ended with the guy cumming on someone’s face. Why was it so popular? Watching a man splatter a woman’s face with his cum did nothing for me.
Then, one night, I came on a woman’s face for the first time, and everything changed…
I had always had a little crush on Annabelle. I met her when she was 18, and I was 22. I thought she was adorable. With a vaguely androgynous look, and a bit of pudge, she was the epitome of “cute punk who didn’t give a fuck.” Her affinity for cheap beer and loud music gave her that approachable vibe I love so much.
We flirted at parties and shows from time to time, and I stalked the hell out of her Facebook, just as she stalked mine. I remember one night, running into her at a house party, both of us a little drunk, flirting like mad, making out in a dark corner like a couple of jr. high kids. She had somewhere to be, but even as I stumbled home alone, I was electrified!