I used a pestle to play with my asshole because I didn’t have a dildo. It burned at first because it was recently used to crush peppers so my ass was on fire. I poured a lot of extra virgin olive oil, cuz I’m virgin. I got used to it and came twice without taking it out. I also put another object in my pussy and humped my pillow with both holes stuffed. When I tried to pull it out, I couldn’t feel the tip. I guess the contractions of my orgasms pulled it in so far I almost lost it in my ass. I went to the toilet to try to push it out like shit and it came out with some shit stains on the end. I figured it would be too gross to continue using it for food so I hid it in my book bag for a while. My cousin who liked herbal stuff asked where the pestle went so I fished it out, washed it, and gave it to her.