The Sexiest Ill-fated Plan – Vanilla AF [MF]

To this day it’s the “sexiest randevu” that I’ve ever planned that never came to fruition.

Synopsis of the original plan:
– Sleep mask (excitement/anticipation)
– Kiss her body all over (fun for both of us)
– Sexual Massage (horny level increases)
– Vibrator focused on clit (halfway to orgasm)
– Finger play (bring home the orgasm #1)
– Go down on her (orgasm #2)
– Bring her to the edge of the bed and fuck her from behind (orgasm #3)

In my mind I was probably going to be nominated for the “Lover of the Year” award.

The plan started out great, kids went to bed early, we had nothing but time and we were both horny as hell.

I let her know she needs to keep her underwear on and I hand her the sleep mask.

“Oh, what’s happening?”

“Your pleasure night”

“Pleasure Night!?!” What the fuck is that? I’m awful at dirty talk but I’ve got plenty of time to recover.

Lola laughs because it sounds as bad in person as it just sounded in your head as you read it.

It’s that time of the year – Vanilla AF [MF]

Tax season. Lola and I were at our yearly tax appointment. Money this, you spent this much, you’ll get this much back from the government. Honestly I zoned out for much of our meeting.

We make our way home, talk about how we can do better next year, typical married life stuff. I head upstairs to change when I hear a click from the bedroom door being locked.

“Get over here!” Lola commands. I pop my head out of the closet and see her standing by our bed in her black lace underwear and high heels.

Sometimes in marriage you ignore things until you’re told 2 or 3 times, I’ll get to it when I get to it. This was not one of those times.

I grab her waste bringing her in for a long passionate kiss. Our tongues play, my hands explore her body as she wraps her arms around my neck, we have the sexual energy of two people who have just started dating. I start to position us so we can fall right into bed.

“Nope, not doing that” she says as she breaks our kiss.

Jealous – VanillaAF [MF]

In every circle of friends there’s always that one friend your wife or husband keeps their eye on. In our case that is Friend A, whom my wife is convinced would fuck me senseless if she ever got the chance.

Side note: Friend A is happily married with kids and has shown no interest whatsoever in humping my brains out at any point.

This particular week had been a helluva week at work, I wasn’t in the best of moods Wednesday – Friday, no fault of my wife’s but I had been on the quiet side and it had been 3 days without any attempt at sex.

That week Friend A’s son had been at our house with our son, being the amazing chef that I am made chicken nuggets. I make some AWESOME chicken nuggets.

It gets sexier. I promise.

That Friday night we find ourselves getting together with our group of friends at Friend A’s house.

Everyone is standing around the kitchen island drinking and being social. I strike up a conversation with Friend A about the chicken nuggets, my secret to cooking them, etc.