This is gonna sound a little complex and strange, but honestly this is how my pathetic brain is wired. So here I go…
Back in June of 2018, i hit up this girl and I was like “Hey baby, wanna go to the beach tomorrow?” And she was like “yea let’s go, i need a tan”. Now she was a girl I met on Tinder 2 months before this beach trip, so I was surprised she actually agreed to going as we only had 2 dates that ended with a kiss.
Anyways, I pick her up at 9 A.M and we headed to the beach. When we go there, we set up in the sand and laid down on a blanket. It was really hot and the sun was beating down hard, so I said “hey let’s hit the water, its getting hot, like you ;)” she giggled but agreed and we went for a swim. We were swimming and splashing each other, when all of a sudden I grabbed my leg and screamed in agony. She turned pale and said “OMG, what’s wrong?”